Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Lilac 😉

Patte I only watched the first one and didn’t laugh once, so I didn’t bother with the rest.

Thanks Patte it's a bloody well deserved rest that's for sure.

So. Neil Ferguson. Wtaf.

Willow oh he has been a very very naughty boy indeed.

Quite funny really. All these frothers reporting their neighbour for having their daughter over or sitting on a bench or going for 2 runs in the same day or... shock... selfishly making their own risk assessment based on common sense.. and lookee there, the guy who instigated it all has gone and made it all look like a big farce.

There you all are. I found you, then list you, now I've found you again. This thread moves fast!

In that case I may as well get on and have my post lockdown shag with v. interested and quite hunky friend now, seeing as somewhere there's an unwritten rule that it's allowed. He's been quarantined for 6 weeks like a good lockdown boy and my sex life has been quarantined for about 6 years so I think we're good to go

My ex got himself a lockdown girlfriend. I'm starting to think that I've missed a memo somewhere

I jest, of course. I'll wait til restrictions are properly lifted. It's only been 6 years what's a few more weeks

@CrowCat sorry about your daughter, hope she’s feeling better soon

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock I saw the eels earlier, so so cute, I wanted to FaceTime them, gutted the deadlines been missed!

I haven’t been on much as no killing has occurred as been home for a few days. I did go shopping earlier though (and may have reversed my trolley down a one way aisle)

I did sit in my car afterwards for about 5 mins watching a bloke wiping down his doors/boot with the spray and cloth left outside the store for trolleys. Wonder how long it took him to disinfect all the food when he got home

Thanks Pigeons **

Right. Migraine has kicked in again so I'm off to bed.

@Willow2017 took a while to read that thread but have added my voice to the crazy shit there 😂

@crowcat I hope your daughter recivers quickly.

@Willow2017 that Op is insane. And doesn't actual even vaguely stick to the lockdown guidelines as they are now. Not even vaguely. So why she won't be going out for months, I don't know.

I suspect she is a bit of a wind up merchant.

morning oh lovely banana rebels.

crow good to hear your dd gets some proper paid sick leave. I hope she is indeed feeling much better soon.

i've got work in a bit....got a microsoft teams meeting first thing, will do it from home because it is at the same time as my VIP (loyal customer!)access to a supermarket delivery slot goes live so I need to also be booking that (whilst hidden and muted on microsoft teams! - and who said WFH didnt have its advantegs.)
Will have to go in this afternoon though.

Im very very tired due to 2 nights' rubbish sleep so today will consist of lots of coffee mostly....

I'm really glad Friday is a bank holiday because Im done with this working week already!

will need to consider where I can fit some killing into my day though.

Morning gloriously fluffy rebels.
Off to work soon oh joy.
Not much time for killing today but probably did plenty getting the shopping yesterday. Actually walked down the main street and went into boots and HB as well.as Aldi! Still not seeing all the hundreds of people that are supposed to be crowding the streets everywhere! All very relaxed and pleasant and uncrowded here.

Right off to do sfa for 6 hrs. Have a productive day in the madness make those AKs light up😁

Morning sunshines!

Had to set up an alarm for this morning just in case since my sleep schedule is all over the place.

Gonna try and make myself look half human for my mission of trawling the streets later. I'll be dropping, knocking and running , but kinda hoping I'll see a kid or two through a window. God, I miss them!

The only downside is that I'll have to put my bra on.

To PPE or not to PPE?

@LilacTree1 I don't think there's any comedy everyone finds funny - I'm certainly baffled by some. It's amusing me though, so I'll take that as a win.

Oh I have all my partially filled bottles of hand sanitizer from when I was working. I was using sanitizer before it was cool.

Kinda mandatory when you sometimes catch puke in your hands, kids cough phlegm ON you ,touch all your things or settle in for a cuddle while cheerfully telling you they've been up all night throwing up.

Wait. So now they’re talking about bringing back premier league football matches to ‘raise spirits’?!? So 22 players on a pitch plus subs is allowed but I can’t visit my son who’s isolated for 7 weeks? Oh fuck off. This is a farce.

Morning btw.

Patte I loved Cabin Pressure, just found this very....not like Cabin Pressure 😂

@CrowCat, I hope your daughter is feeling better and I am glad her work are being sensible.

I haven't killed anyone today but the other day I ran into a friend at the park and we had a chat. She was with another person I knew a bit but I think I made a new friend!

Although, given Prof Ferguson, I think I was pretty restrained!

Hiding away from the sun for a little shades break and a fag. Is sitting on logs allowed?