Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

What were you making?

Blue tac?

I tried to be mumsy and clever at the beginning of this. All I managed was to hot glue myself to the sofa.

Told OH we'll be out and about tomorrow doing work stuff, he came home with gloves, masks and a dettol soap. Which is kind of sweet but very ironic considering he's been doing all the shopping and has been back at work for 2 weeks with no kind of PPE .

All I managed was to hot glue myself to the sofa.

Oh I just got new tube of superglue....

Have joined the dots, every new thread is like like MN Bingo. Its a wind em up artiste! Told them where to go nicely.

new post ffs!

Quick update on DD1, work has given her 14 days paid leave after she gave them the NHS sick note, same for her partner because they live together and have to isolate. She says she doesn't feel so bad today but I've told her to stuff work off now she's got the sick note, they've been shite and she deserves a rest. Hopefully she's just got a mild version and it'll bigger off sharpish.

Definitely stuff work, she's poorly, she has a sick note and she will be paid. Main priority is for her to rest and stay safe.

I'm still hoping it's nor corona, but if it is everything crossed it's mild.

You must be going out of your mind with worry.

Aww I think we missed the deadline

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/video-call-eels-tokyo-aquarium-so-they-dont-forget-people-2020-5%3famp

Poor lonely eels!

I really want an eel facetime now but none of the addresses seem to work

Princess yeah I've had a bit of a wobbly day. Hopefully it's either a regular bug or a mild version of the one who shall not be named. Either way she needs some downtime.

The royal cat has had enough of the lockdown

Adam Sandler ... ok as a guilty crush right?

Glad your DDs work has came through responsibly Crow. Hope its just a mild sort of 'whatever it is' and she gets some rest for a couple of weeks. Do her the world of good not to worry for a couple of weeks.

God that thread is going nuts. From a simple question which ws reasonable the Op has lost it big time!

The Lunatics are trying to take over the asylum!

Thanks Willow, I'm certain they don't bother organising a test but as long as she gets a break she's not fussed.

So I've just been on a thread where OP has said everyone mad as well just crack on with their lives because the virus isn't going anywhere. She got mixed responses for such a level headed, common sense post. Surely it's what all of us should be realising by now??

I have started a separate thread about Neil Ferguson but get your hexes in full flow, ladies!

I have to admit i have stopped watching the news/reading papers weeks ago , so I had to google it.

The difference in reporting is interesting.

Thanks Smile, I've been spamming her with texts asking how she is every hour or so. I should probably give it a rest for tonight.

I've got my hexing hat on Lilac

Hope your DD isn't too ill Crow and can get a break/rest while she's isolating.

Two things have made my day today. One of them is Prof Ferguson; talk about hoist with your own petard! The other is the discovery that John Finnemore, of whom I am a fan, has been doing a regular series of little lockdown videos as Arthur from Cabin Pressure. And if that last sentence was just gibberish to you, feel free to disregard it.