Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Ooh pub jolly great. Get them in mines a Grolsh i can relive my yoof😁

Just read the head-teacher thread

Kind of wish I didn't. Total batshittery

Just about to go on a long trek - wonder how many people will be murdered in the process

Aww fuck it i caved🤣🤣
Someone pratting on about choosing to stay home unless fir exercise or getting food and anyone who went out for any other reasons obviously didnt understand risks and of course could choose to do differently.

Officer down send backup😂😂

Where you at Willow ?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3899396-Will-you-go-out-when-lockdown-is-eased?pg=1

Im joining Willow

Cheers you awesome rebels

The thing is, these people are starting to get to me. If we can’t be the voices of reason then who will be?

Me too.
Sick to death of being treated like an imbicile for having a mind of my own.
I dont go out licking shopping trolleys.
I dont run up to people I dont know and hug them.
I follow the guidelines as well as I can despite others not doing so all the time.
Yet make a decision for yourself then you are a freaking loon and " a link in the chain of transmission that causes someone's death." !!!
Wheres that post from last night selling grips? They could be millionaires by the time this is over I am investing!

Oops cut off a bit of my sentance there when I edited it..I follow the guidelines as well as I can despite others not doing so all the time and I have to dodge them in the store.

Can’t all live in fear can we? Life’s short enough as it

Sorry bit deep for this carefree chat I know 😂

I have a friend who's in risk assessment and if he says something is minimal risk I believe him. If that makes me a selfish loon then have at it.

I'm having a glass of wine because it's after 5 and I'm allowed.

I could actually go some tequila but I have none. Wine it is.

Completely random but it blew my mind.

And we have a winner for the internet today!
If jobs carried on and the virus spread, more people will die and more people will start to make claims against employers.
It's really very simple....
If a job can not be done without socially distancing and it is not life or death then it will need to cease as a job.

Christ on a bike they walk among us!!

Who is that Princess ?

Yep me too better phone them and tell them I wont be in tomorrow, just keep paying the money in each month please

I surrender, my brain cannot compute this stuff. Despite people asking how the hell they think thats going to work they just keep repeating the same thing, kids can go without possibly the one hot meal they get all day so no kitchen staff, half the workforce can become redundant and we will just have to accept it! FOR 2 YEARS AT LEAST

Steve Buscemi Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser

I knew I recognised Brendan! Wasnt sure about the other 2.

Princess one of my favourite films!!!

I didn't even knew it existed hence the mind being blown 😂