Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Awww puppy 🥰

I keep forgetting who you are but then the crazy(and pup) brings it back to me.

@Peggysgettingcrazy That's a beuwtiful spanner!

Hope you’re ok Princess - not what you need right now I’m sure

Sooo. No killings today but I just had jelly with crushed up curly wurly. Wonder if I’ll ever be able to fit into jeans ever again

I have 2 spanners. 3 if you include dp

I have 2 spanners. 3 if you include dp
😄😄😄😄

Peggy ... I love spanners and Viking mens a lot.

Oh my god! How gorgeous!!! Beautiful!

Oh...i do like viking men. Ragnar Lothbrok started a slight viking obsession for me.

Except its not slight. Not at all. 🤣

Well I bet that threw a spanner in the works!
What a tool..

Thank goodness you’re all here!

This thread fell off watched, then I couldn’t find it and then I thought that maybe MN had banned it.

I think I might have been a bit brainless today. Mum’s decided that the probate stuff would have to wait, her fear of Covid is getting more by the day.

The sad thing is, when I’m officially “allowed” to use the Tube to get there, it’s going to be busier and she’ll be more at risk.

I think she takes comfort in using government instruction though so....that’s that.

Really sorry to the pp saying about her relative thinking it’s okay for someone to be left on the floor after a fall.

Welcome back Lilac glad you found your way back to us. Sorry to hear that things aren't going well.

Wonder how @soupforbrains is getting on with her new job.

Really sorry to the pp saying about her relative thinking it’s okay for someone to be left on the floor after a fall.

It was me. Its fine. I am over today. She is a total. Its her loss not mine. But thank you

Peggy I’ve been doing a lot of thinking today....😱

I talked to a couple of neighbors, socially distanced of course. They were saying that they ignore some of the crazy because they feel people can’t help it, rather than actually being nasty.

And then I thought...to some extent, at various points in life, we all have to tell ourselves a story.

So your relative maybe can’t see past the story she tells herself.

In good news, after sending round a blatant begging text, I got some spare paints and a canvas from someone’s mother in law! Had to walk 2 hours, round trip, to collect from her drive way. I only do pencil drawing but needed something new to do.

I think I’m spending too much time on MN, then not concentrating on books, then I end up back at MN...

Hope you're ok Princess, that sounds really tough.

Lilac oh well maybe in a week or two she will be more amiable to the idea?
Enjoy your painting and drawing it is good to escape into.
I used to 'doodle' (not like you and actual drawings) i just let the pencil make a shape then i 'see'
something and pencil it in with some simple shading for curves, dips or accents. Sometimes its a 'bird' or 'animal' or a 'plant' It was just a bit of relaxation to me i am sure nobody else would look twice😀 Kids used to like them and 'see' them too. Was just thinking last night i should get my pad out again. Might help me relax of an evening before bed.

Anything you've done before Lilac that you'd like to share?

Oh yes please Lilac i love looking at peoples art work.

I’m just learning....but sorry, I don’t put identifiable stuff on
MN.

Willow I’m not naturally talented- I think doodlers like you have a good eye - but I don’t, so had to learn from YouTube etc.

Now I totally get how a doodled circle could become an owl or a sleeping fox etc so you’re way ahead of me! 😂

Lilac no prob totally understandable if others have seen your work.
Went up for a shower and dragged my pad and old drawings out the bottom of the wardrobe. There are a couple of unfinished ones so gonna see if i can get back into the groove😄
Caught the last 10 mins of Qi and been laughing my head off at various remakes of those swinging metal balls you see in desks and Alans recollection of his daughter puking up tomato and lentil soup in bed!😂😂. Love that programme.

Evening all, it's been a day. DD1 text to say she's got corona symptoms which is doubly worrying because we saw her on Saturday too so now I get to worry about her whilst being super vigilant of DD2 and I showing any symptoms.

And one of my best mates and his brood are also down with the sickness. So much for this flattened curve

Lilac entirely fair enough.

Crow oh no , I hope she's ok. What symptoms? Will she get tested?

Sore throat, cough, temperature. With her being essential staff she should get tested but if that means travelling to one of the testing stations then that won't be happening because she doesn't drive.

Are they really far away? Can she take an uber/taxi there? Can her workplace arrange something?

Way too far for a taxi, and her workplace don't give a shit. Her boss told staff to get on all the tills the other day (instead of every other till for social distancing) and said 'it's not like you're gonna die.' Arsehole. He's got a hex coming his way.

The replies on the thread where the HT wants to visit all the kids in the school.

While I think it's slightly bonkers the replies vary from "wanker" to "he's breaking all the lockdown rules" to "report him to the police"!