Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Willow that feeling will only get stronger.

Llama it's possible, it's quite brutal at times.

Basically a world where superheroes are very influential, are out in the open and have a PR team . There's a team of 7 that are idolised , and they are all fucked up. One's a drug addict, one's an alcoholic, one's a pervert, one's a rapist and so on.

One of them kills the gf of a normal guy by "accident" and he and others team up to bring it down. Lots of blood and seriously weird and messed up shit.

Yes that one.

Shit look at the time i am working tomorrow! I am hooked!!! Loving that blonde elf wanna be got his comuppance from his sister😀

Need to get to bed its not fair stomps feet like a 2yr old
Night all.

Aww no willow. At least you can watch it all and not wait for a whole year for the next season. Have a good day tomorrow

Tempting offer Lala but better not.😄
Thanks Princess it will be lllloooonnnnggggg but fingers crossed.
Will ger back ro GOT tomorrow pm😉

At least you're not traumatised yet.. that's a good sign.

Good morning all. Not killed anyone today and my DH told me a very cheesy joke that made me double over laughing and I thought you might like it.

Apparently, bras make good face masks but you can only use the left cup...

Otherwise, you'll look a right tit.

Morning all!

Someone told me about the boys. I really mees to watch it. Will watch that and gangs of London when I am done with my marvel boxsets.

Death rate yesterday was quite high. Not only did I drive 25 mins to the biggest asda. I also ran into my dad, its his closet one. I must confess I burst into tears not being able to hug him. But we walked round socially distancing like he was any other shopper and had a chat.

He also treated me to some new clothes and paid for my shopping. I also bought hair dye and did that last night.

I bloody miss him so much. I love my mum, but she has severe mental health problems, so we don't have the same bond. He is the one I can tell anything to.

I cant wait for this to be over. I feel so childish, but I want to shout 'I want my dad'. Then I spiralled a bit and thought 'what the fuck will I do when either of them dies'

But I am feeling better today. My kids are coming back from their dads. I am going to b&m to get some tinned goods and wood. Dp needs to something to do. Worrying about his health, with not much else to do, is making him miserable. So I am getting wood and he will spend the week building in the garden.

So death rate wise, its been a productive weekend.

One of my team are back tomorrow. She has been so supportive while she has been off. I just wish I could go round and hug her and tell her how much its means to me.

I am very worried. I am not a hugger. But there's so many people I want to hug right now. I fear the virus has changed me forever 😱

Apparently, bras make good face masks but you can only use the left cup...

Otherwise, you'll look a right tit.

Thats amazing. That really made me chuckle!

Morning yellow murderers.
Work going well on with very nice lady who is showing me lots of stuff and although its quiet its ok. But once again i will be left on my own for 2hrs this afternoon to serve then ckear up and lock up! Madness.

Dont even know what i am working next week.yet had to jog managers memory to send me my off duty! Organised???

I am over this business too purely silly selfish reasons. Having to dance around customers on my break as apparently they cannot diverge from thier chosen path but i can take the long route round product stands etc to get out thier way. If they just side stepped a couple of feet it would be plenty room for both of us but they sail up the middle 2 abreast.

Right moan over.

Better get back to work i suppose.
Kerp calm and carry on slaughtering the nation.

Peggy I hear you, we met DD1 in town yesterday and social distance walked around a couple of shops. Not being able to squish her and having to tell 9yo DD2 that she can't hug her sister is a big heartbreaking. But it's ok if she hugs her dad because we're separated. How does that make any sense??? *
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I am so sick of this bullshit. Enough is enough.

Today's mood:

Oh wondrous leader. You have become a MN legend.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3898223-To-ask-What-s-the-funniest-response-you-ve-seen-to-a-post-on-Mumsnet?pg=2

pink how? Can't see myself in there.

I've been bleaching today, but only mundane objects like toilet and bath. Maybe it's the gateway to bleach infused strawberries.

Princess - wasn't this you?

The poster explaining "I got banned because I called myself a twat" made me laugh

I thought it was.

Of course not.
In tooth achingly sentimental news, DH just spent two hours helping to rescue a cat that had been stuck up a tree for 15 hours. However sad or unhappy I have been, I think I chose a good un to marry.

That's my opinion too... you might want to go all hazmat for peace of mind, so mask, gloves etc but a hug between people that have been fairly sensitive and isolating should be fine.

Sensible not sensitive

Well I've announced to my DC that as of the end of next week hugging is back on the cards. It's getting stupid now. They've all been majorly upset about it but DD2 is really struggling with the lack of contact now. When her dad left, DD1 and DS were here rocks and not being able to cuddle them has been awful for her. There are so many loopholes and situations that apparently don't count on this lockdown so I'm adding a couple of my own. Fuck the rules.