Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Been on my killing spree. Alls well again.
Bought very essential chocolate and more essential shampoo. Plus dog treats and some entirely essential garden fence decorations. Well a quid ya know! Plus for a quid I dont care if someone sneaks in and steals them off the fence. Would be silly idea at the moment cos I'm in a lot and doors are open for dogs to wander, but there are silly fuckers around.
Kill rate deffo in the kajillions.

Back from non-essential shopping trip. Pizza and chocolate. This involved 2 shops so a double murder spree.

Then a lovely bike ride. I saw you in the park Princess. I recognise the trainers. They are very cool.

I did curtsey but you probably thought I was lunging or something worthy.

About to do my first ever first social Zoom thingy. More through coercion than desire to participate but we've run out of excuses. I will have a cheeky gin before hand to make it more tolerable.

Pink you must try harder next time. How can I appropriately judge the loyalty and adoration of my subjects with half assed attempt like that?

Got the trainers from Sports Direct on sale. Only £30. My first pair of Converse.

Seriously considering a takeaway tonight, just to round off the killing spree.

Smile I'm fat and a smoker I make people froth simply by existing.

Princess... Cons rule. You won't go back. Plus you get stars on them. Double bubble.
Perhaps they should be part of the bananian uniform?

Also, you are our fabulous leader in all of your statuesque smokey splendour. We love you exactly how you are. If you want to take umbrage on the fat thread, your loyal subjects will froth on your behalf.

Ps. This zoom drinks party is beyond painful. Never ever ever again!

Pink have you seen this?

www.facebook.com/tiredntested/videos/624847708070913/?vh=e

Ha Princess. I have!

I managed to escape the party early. (Praise be)

Ok am biting the bullet. Have wine and G.o.T restarting😲

Willow sounds like a decent Saturday night!

Rosé and toblerone goes really well together. Some people have learned new skills during lockdown. I've learned new combinations of crap to eat and drink together

Willow good luck.

The night is dark and full of terrors.

Also lots of sex,blood and rape up to season 3.

I saw gangs of london advertised any good?

Has anyone seen The Boys? Now that was seriously fucked up.

Ladies, I've been MIA. Painted one of the spare bedrooms. It's been like painting The Forth Bridge. I got distracted and procrastinated spending last weekend sitting in the garden getting a tan... Anyways said bedroom is done! Hubs has fitted the chrome switch plates and door stop. We have blind sample fabric on order! I almost feel like a normal person.

I need radiator paint... Do I / Can I, risk the Homebase queue?!

Llama series.

Only one season so far , with a second in the making.

So,so fucked up though, in more ways than one.

If anyone has Netflix, I really recommend Whitechapel, especially season 2 which is based on the Kray legend. When they were on TV, I saw that one first!

On episode 3. I wanna use my ak47 on people already!
Glad i didnt get ds2 to watch it with me😲😶😶😶

Whitechoc
Well done i had enough painting my bathroom!