Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

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Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

Meh it's not just that post. Apparently there have been a lot of reports about me. I'm angry and aggressive and bla bla bla, including digging up a post I made months ago under a different username on something unrelated.

Screw it.. I'm done.

I am relieved by this oasis of sanity. Have been reading through the previous threads and laughing so much DH wanted to know what it was, so I read the best bits to him.

My joining/murdering credentials... well, to start with I have the audacity to be pregnant in the middle of this, so I'm sure that's making more work for the angles in blue. This also means my clothes are starting not to fit (well, I claim it's due to pregnancy, not less exercise and more chocolate) so rather than walking round naked or cutting up blankets, I have ordered some online. We have also had deliveries of books/DVDs/exercise stuff.

Other crimes... we talk to the next door neighbour, and indeed others in the village when we go out for a walk (from a safe distance). We have only once been shouted at by a curtain twitcher for this (it really upset DH though, so I was furious). Also the neighbours' dog ran into our house and I did not immediately wipe the floor/dog/husband down with bleach.

DH is shopping twice a week (he's doing it all as I am "vulnerable", which I enjoyed to start with but now I'm just getting jealous that he gets more human interaction than me.) And he keeps buying Ben and Jerry's 🙂.

So between us we have probably decimated the country.

Hi all, tried to do a pub quiz with my lovely women's group tonight. It was a bit of a train wreck as the code is been given didn't work and then one person could see and hear us but couldn't get her video and then audio to work! We just ended up having a catch up which was actually really nice but it was so frustrating not to be able to get this person on the group chat. And I never got to ask my fab questions!

More naughty bored reckless purchases today. Ordered this lovely retro radio for my kitchen!

right. I left my mark of the stop going out thread.

Fucking fuckwits on there.

I am off to bed. Tomorrow is my birthday. I am sleeping in. Having breakfast in bed and going to day drink. So need my rest!

Night all 🤣

Was the zoom quiz like this ?

(that's a facebook link because I can't get the YouTube link to work. I hope people can view it without being logged in to facebook)

Haha yes it was!!!

It's also mortifying seeing how hideous you look on Zoom, and I put a fuck ton of makeup on too!

“ Apparently there have been a lot of reports about me.”

What? Oh no. 😞 don’t get banned, we need our leader!

Being a curtain twitcher must take an awful lot of effort.

It really must. I have a huge front window right onto our cul de sac but unless I am standing looking out it I never see my neighbours coming nor going! Must try harder

Oooh dont you dare Princess dont let the bstards get you down. I probably need to step away from that thread too before I say something I shouldnt should.

Stay here in the light ok murky light with the rest of us normal people.

Princess you're safe here!

Well DD is stalking foxes at the kitchen window with a torch and cheap night vision binoculars.

My life is is great. Weird. But great.

Night vision binoculars...did not know they existed! Cool.

They're cheapie ones from ebay but she loves them. Got them as a Christmas present,don't even know if they work. The foxes have ran away now.

I love foxes

One day, I will have a house - and a garden with foxes!

Happy Birthday for tomorrow Shits in case I dont get on in the morning before work.
Have a great day just doin whatever you want to.

I have new wine glasses coming tomorrow. This pleases me. Maybe rather than frothing about the millions we're killing, people could say oh well done for keeping the economy going

Oh thanks for reminding me CrowCat i need new wine glasses i broke my last one a couple of days ago! Also need new shower curtain rail. Will have to go to B&M tomorrow after work. Cant have water spraying on my lining paper! Wonder if they have paint? Will search out other non essentials while i am at it. Need new bathroom accessories too 😉

Happy to do my bit for the economy

Oh I could go a wander round B&M, I've got a spare room that needs decorating.

If anyone cba, please look at my Night Watch thread and tell me IANBU 😂

Don’t worry, ignore me
I think I’m a tad hysterical.

How the fuck have I missed this thread? And the others?

I've had shits and giggles reading this.

I've seen the 'Stay Home' thread. What amazes me is the amount of people explaining themselves to the Witchfinder General.

Baked I think they hope Matthew H will see sense.

Whoops, I meant the Witchfinder General, not Matt Hancock, who definitely won’t see sense.

I think maybe some people will realise later that they’ve been completely hysterical. But I still suspect that might be a parody account.