Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

I'm having a reckless bubble bath with 2 different types of bubbles and I've been singing and I've been chatted up by one of my more hunky friends (I wouldn't mind a post lockdown shag with this one if he's still interested!) and I have gin.

I seemed to forget for a while there that there's a pandemic

Is there no end to my sinning??

Might get a takeaway..

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock that thread with CurtainWitcher has to be a wind up, surely?? Why is everyone explaining their shopping habits to the op??

I'm too pissed off at having my post deleted. I didn't even swear. It wasn't even my rantiest one. I did call OP a pathetic,spoilt,privileged,entitled brat tho.

Which thread!!!!👀👀👀

It just seemed like a wind up to me. The name says it all really. I'd call troll but what the point?

@Shitsgettingcrazy it's the 'stop going out' thread, I don't know how to link

Stop going out! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/3889970-Stop-going-out

Just be careful, I have a feeling some posters are stuck on the report button.

Trouble is people are agreeing with her!
We are all doomed because someone goes out more than once a week for shopping dont you know?
Doesnt matter if you need something, your child needs something or your vulnerable parent needs something its just a case of you thinking you are 'special'.
Fuckwits!

Well I AM pretty special, funnily enough I haven't been to a shop in over a month.
I have OH to volunteer as a tribute to the toilet paper roll games.

Ha ha ha I put that on the wrong thread but what the hell Great Post anyway

Is it wrong to be amused by thinking of the least essential thing you can shop for?

Suggestions?

I’m thinking of asking if they have any Christmas gifts in yet....

Eurgh that thread is so tedious. It’s tiring on here with these people isn’t it? Judgey wankers

Glad we have this safe haven of a thread

Is it wrong to be amused by thinking of the least essential thing you can shop for?

Not shop for... but going to pick up a holiday brochure?

Should I add booze to this shit show? Found a bottle of something I might actually drink.

Booze is always welcome

Me and DP are going for a picnic tomorrow in a field somewhere. No idea where yet. We’ll have food. But alcohol too. Getting pissed in a field. Like we’re teenagers all over again

Cheers you bastards!

Btw I'm in trouble so I'm gonna be a good girl for a while now. You're on your own.

Booze might give them a good reason to delete you again Princess
I am debating having another glass of wine or maybe just some cordial. Working tomorrow pah!

Picnic sounds fab Looby. Just dont sit down

I didn't see your post Princess but I'm expecting to be deleted any minute now as I've basically called her sad and pathetic.

I've had a bad day, worked until gone 7pm, have a banging headache and keep crying. It's not like me at all so I thought I'd find this thread to cheer me up. Sadly I found the other one while looking for it...

Until I made that photo bigger and looked at it properly, I thought you had a glass in your hand with a snake in it.

Love the glass

Not shop for... but going to pick up a holiday brochure

Well we have booked a holiday for September 21. Now I know some people would still like us to be in lockdown then but we thought sod it.

I live in a very quiet cul de sac, and it's quite noticeable when cars come in and out.

Despite that, I have absolutely no idea how often my neighbours leave the house or where they go.

Being a curtain twitcher must take an awful lot of effort.

Picnic sounds fab Looby. Just dont sit down grin

I’m going to find a bench, do some press-ups on it first and then park my arse and eat our crisps

That thread is actually better than the one saying “OMFG don’t go out”.

Are these wind ups?

Princess “ Will there be a shortage of fleshlights next?”

Is a fleshlight something used by doggers? 😂