Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

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Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

I saw you on there, Lilac

So glad I found this thread.

Once I've finished killing children because I think schools should be open, I've had a glass of wine.

Havent been back to the Witchfinder General thread. I must go have a look.

Looks like its been yanked.

@LilacTree1 you ok?

Overheard in Tesco today.....

Woman with a mobile phone looking through all the jams, while obviously being given instruction from the person on other end of said mobile phone as to which particular job they wanted.

"Different varieties of jam just because you like that one isn't essential, just chose one!"

She was clearly a MN frother

Princess yes I’m okay

I just thought it was funny, the volunteers on the Night Watch don’t have any official MNHQ label so I could have been talking to anyone!

Happy Birtgday @Shitsgettingcrazy

Happy Birthday @Shitsgettingcrazy

Send the pigeons with nail files

If you need me @Smilethoyourheartisbreaking I’m on my way 😂

Off to check out the stay home thread since I’m mainly nocturnal now (may need to revise my name to thebatsarecoming)

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

I have been up with dpuo since stupid o'clock. Spent sometime gaming and mn'ing. Going to watch a marvel film and chill out.

Apparently there have been a lot of reports about me. I'm angry and aggressive and bla bla bla, including digging up a post I made months ago under a different username on something unrelated

What the actual fuck? Who dug a post from months ago?

What is going on with people. I am convinced all the angry frothers, have always been like that. They just haven't been allowed to publicly express it.

I think this whole thing has put a magnifying glass on people and their personality traits are magnified. Some people are being kinder and more considerate, some people are just getting more judgemental and vindictive. I don't believe someone who was a decent, tolerant person has become a cunt, because there's a pandemic.

Happy Birthday @Shitsgettingcrazy

Hope everyone has recovered from their 5G migraines. I appear to have woken up with one which is definitely not down to deciding to have a cider 'or two' last night

I will also have to report myself to the Witchfinder General later today as I am off to Boots to get No.7 lovely lotions and potions and I am not even going to add essentials to my basket. I will look the cashier brazenly in the eye whilst I stand the Hancock Mandated 2m back and wave my card in an authoritative manner at the Cashless Society is a Sign of the Devil contactless card-reader.

Under His Eye, ffs.

Ooh lovely @pringletastic! I did an online lotions and potions shop yesterday as I can't face the wrath of angry mobs of frothers out there so soon after my brush with the baying hanging squad earlier in the week having contravened somehow- still don't know bloody how! DH just back from corner shop with essential wine as we are getting through it at a rate of knots... He has a skin as thick as a rhino so wouldn't know/give a shit about dirty looks or comments.
I'm sure Rob and Sharon must have enough material from this debacle to write a good few episodes of Catastrophe.

Happy Birthday shits I hope you have a good ,murderous ,filled with laughter and other witchy and evil practices day!

Damn that was a mouthful.

I made the grave error of wandering onto another thread and got sucked into the OMFG Don't Go Out Salem Witch Trial Thread

Had to laugh at this comment though:
I think ,"omfg do not go out" threads were in last week....this week its "I'm going out 4 times a day".

World has truly gone crazy. Am going back to bed.

Happy birthday @Shitsgettingcrazy it sounds like you've got a chilled day ahead of you! Hope you can make the most of it! 

I'll open my new delivery of wine and raise a glass or 4 to you this evening 

What's with the migraines?? I've had one most days for the last couple of weeks. Hmmm... maybe it is 5G after all 🤔

Lilac are you ok? I couldn't find the thread and my head was pounding, had to call it a night.

The sun has buggered off today. It looks like a zero kill pj and slouching about day..

Happy birthday @Shitsgettingcrazy.

That don't go out thread reminded me of my local FB group. Which is why I'm here and not there.

Banana don't go. The frothers are behaving atrociously, I hope they look at themselves in the cold light of day and realise their cuntiness. Not holding out much hope.

Happy birthday @Shitsgettingcrazy

I apparently am one of the ones responsible for spreading coronavirus as I have hay fever and cough and therefore shouldn't be going out. I'm waiting for clarification as to whether I'm allowed in the garden or not.

I just saw the 'At the supermarket' thread where op stopped and chatted to someone for around 3 minutes AND had 2 young DC with her. I think they're tying her to the stake and lighting up the torches as we speak.

Happy birthday Shits. Make it a murderous one. Remember, every time you raise your glass to your mouth, an angle in blue dies. And one smile = one infection. Or something like that.

DH went to the corner shop for a newspaper and ice creams this morning. I haven't admitted it elsewhere but I feel safe here.

On the subject of ice cream, has anyone else tried the new ruby Magnum ice creams? Mmmmmmm....

@CrowCat its actual quite a mild roasting. More of a slow cook.

Personally, I think the op is taking the piss. Dropping a few details in that usually tip the frothers, over the edge. I just posted similar on there.

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I am actually in a foul mood. Dp has pissed me off this morning. I actually don't give a shit about my birthday, but he is winding me up.

Ood sorry you're in a crap mood @Shitsgettingcrazy your DP may like to step away from the winding up a bit, you've got a band of witches on here who'll be putting hexes on him if he doesn't pack it in

I've had to thoroughly step away from some threads. Can't be doing with all the stupidity.

Magnum Ruby ice cream.. I saw those in Sainsbury's but didn't pick any up. Kicking myself now!

I'm always up for a good curse, I take no responsibility for the results though.

What crawled up his arse ?

Its probably not him.

I rarely sleep in.
Every morning i take him a coffee up, as I start work. Not a big deal, I make myself one and am going to the spare room for work anyway.

Al I wanted was a sleep in, to not get up and sort the dogs and a coffee. In bed.

He kept snoring so I was awake at 3.30. He came downstairs to use the loo at 8am and asked me why I hadn't taken him a brew up.

I know its petty, but its my fucking birthday and he is expected a coffee in bed.

I told him was taking the piss. He went back upstairs, in a mood. Came down at 10.30 and asked if I wanted to walk the dog today. I said, yes later. 2 minutes later he has the dog leads out saying he is ready to go. He doesn't want to go later. He likes going on a morning.

I didn't take kindly to being told when I was walking the dogs. Told him to take them himself and I would go in my own later.

Its really petty. Probably just lock down getting to me.

Shit many happy returns 🥂

pigeons I think that would be a great name change.

Random irritation- posters saying Harry and Meghan shouldn’t have a court case now.

Do these idiots actually think they said “ooh, it’s a pandemic, let’s arrange a court case”?

Shit it is him, but probably in a "I'm used to this way" rather than malicious way. You're not being petty at all. You wanted x and y and that's ok on any day, so definitely not unreasonable on your bday. Especially since you're limited in ways you can celebrate and make it "special".