Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

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Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

That's ok shits long may it last! That's how all this madness started after all.

Oh, a pleasing reduction in The Clap round here too. No horns at all this week. A good sign I do believe.

That's okshitslong may it last! That's how all this madness started after all.

I am glad it entertains people.

It entertains me. When I read, I often read words from different lines in books, the sentences often makes something dirty or quite funny. But make no sense in the context of the book.

I am glad I can spread the happiness it brings me, to others.

Is the madness subsiding and silliness returning to Mn? Not the frothing I expected on the pee in the woods thread 😲😲 or did i misd some?

Cakes have they nothing better to.do.than harass mums with kids? Really a bit jobsworth of them you werent hurting anyone ffs.

Bathroom.done i am knackered. Back is broken got a heat pad or two on it. Wine o clock here.

willow yes, I am also quite surprised at the lack of frothing on the pee in the woods thread. What is going on?

Shit Princess thank you for your clarity on the other thread

I have a bag of ready salted hula hoops for you both!

Smile I would love a house like a bunker!

Smiles yes, I mean very sound proof. Did you put soundproofing in, if you don’t mind me asking?

Sounds amazing!

We've had the heat seeking helicopter over tonight, catch all those pesky groups of crisp eaters in the park.

Give me strength.

@CrowCat is that a thing?

I’ve heard one helicopter this whole time but we’re near a landing pad that’s often used for airlifting stab victims etc!

There's a helicopter (not sure what kind) going round here too. I'm more excited at the idea that we're all in the same area rather tjan a helicopter conspiracy.

@Lilac yeah it's weird, looks like a ufo with a red light that turns green then red again, I filmed it last night but phone camera isn't great. I did give it a wave though.

@Lalalalala it's bloody chilly tonight I can't imagine anyone wanting to gather on a park bench for a bag of frazzles

Haha @Princess that would definitely trump crisp snooping copters

@CrowCat

Oh I’ll look next time. I normally just assume someone got stabbed.

It’s warm in London.

Do we think the clapping people mean it? Or is there a fair chunk doing it to be seen, because the kids like it, neighbour pressure?

@LilacTree1 hope I am helping. Not sure if I am. 😬

I am really shocked by some peoples views.

People suggesting we kock up disabled people, against their will? What the fuck?

We need to get back to normal, or as normal as we can. But not by doing that.

Do we think the clapping people mean it? Or is there a fair chunk doing it to be seen, because the kids like it, neighbour pressure?

I think because there's pressure to do it.

I am so grateful for all the doctors and nurses. And carers.

But right now the NHS (as an organisiation) is pissing me off. There's no NHS for the majority of people, unless they have covid.

And the people who own care homes moaning they must pay vat on PPE when the nhs doesn't, piss me off because most homes are profit making businesses. Why should PPE be vat free for them? Will they pass the saving on to residents?

The carers should be protected, but that's their employers job. They are private businesses.

Shit you made my point much better than I did, thank you!

sorry for the rant.

But the clapping passes me off when I know some of my neighbours are deeply worried about their relatives not getting medical care.

I know nurses, doctors and carers are different from the organisations they work for. But i have family who work in the nhs. I will show my gartitude through them.

I convinced exhs boss, a restaurant owner, to take meals up to the hospital and raised money for that. Thats how I will show appreciation.

Standing on the doorstep as part of a PR stunt, isnt really helping.