Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

Pink I can’t do that. My arse would be interpreted as a distress signal across north east London and Hertfordshire.

Though I suppose that mean mean police scramble and stop harassment of people in parks.

I've ordered a shee wee

Afternoon rebels

I cant believe how much work im having to do whilst everyone else seems to be re-decorating their whole homes and gardens. So jealous

I did however go out for a walk a bit earlier, headphones in, didnt hear a cyclist coming past me so we were definitely within 2 metres of each other. Also, a few people didnt jump out of the way to avoid me - wonder if people are finally being a bit less irrational

Ocado shop later, contains alcohol and chocolate i am killing people by taking their shopping slots clearly, sorry not sorry

@LilacTree1 he was full on rant and rebellion too until I joined in. People are getting strange.

Anywho. Went to town which was quiet as always, and security at Boots tried to make me leave DD2 outside the shop. I told him absolutely not so we can either both go in or not at all. He finally 'allowed' me to take my child in and we gleefully bought pink and blue hair dye.

Head count: billions, probably.

Also we have loads of cheap mini eggs to scoff while I do her hair.

Covid-1984 that's what I'm calling it from now on

Oh be careful with the blue. It tends to turn murky green... and stays that way.

@Pinkginhelps

It's kind of a pale turquoise, I hope!! But hey it'll please her to do something all her friends are doing I guess!

Afternoon you villainous lot. I'm not sure if my murder rate is up to speed. I have only planted window boxes on my front window sills. Plus I saw some people down the street sitting in chairs and talking and I didn't report them.

@CrowCat oh I see.

That is odd.

When she gets older I challenge her to this!

Sorry to hear about you little cat Destiny it never gets easier with pets.
Lovely flowers.

Still papering have a headache so having a cuppa and paracetamol and 5 minutes sit down. I am covered in paste and i need to see in the cupboard as i am sure i have more paste but its not the ready mixed stuff. I am scraping the bucket now! Nearly done though...never again! Now i remember why i hate papering🤣🤣
Fab hsir Princess once bathtoom has been done and dusted must get the box of red hair dye open it's been there weeks i just hate actually doing it.
Oh lord do i have to go back.upstairs????😭😭😭

I like yours @Princess!! Mine is jet black. I've tried lifting it to put streaks in but I end up copper snd it looks naff.

I did emerald green and magenta for DD1 a couple of years back and that looked fab for the first few weeks. Really lush. DD2 wants pastel colour so it might just turn out a right mess!! I'll watch some more Brad Mondo on YouTube (who's also partially responsible for her sudden desire to have two tone hair) and see if he has any tips.

She'll no doubt turn the dyeing process into a tiktok aesthetic video. It's all about the aesthetic these days

Thanks for the kind words. Anyhow, I couldn't face burying my cat so the body was just under the bush where he died. It was really stressing me out as I knew I had to do it but didn't want it to be the last memory of my cat. My ex offered to come over on Sunday to bury it and I eventually agreed to it as it would be a weight off my mind.

So, on Sunday morning I get a text from him saying he's been stopped by the police and escorted home in his car as he's not allowed to do this. Then he says, the police officers ( who were apparently very good about it ), said they would come over to mine and bury the cat themselves! Noooooo I was bloody mortified! Felt such a wimp and also wondered if they were coming over to check his story.

Fortunately, they never turned up. Phew! They also said that if he wanted to come over on Monday on his drive back from work to do it, that would be ok, so on Monday, he buried him in my cat's favourite spot to lay in the garden.

I miss him so much. ( my cat, not my ex! )

And to cheer myself up ( and cos I had a £25 John Lewis voucher from Xmas ), I bought myself these beautiful mugs last week.

www.johnlewis.com/sara-miller-chelsea-collection-birds-mugs-340ml-set-of-4-assorted/p4283558

Ohhh really pretty mugs.
As ruler of the realm I demand them for..uhm.. wellbeing of the state..the greater good... whatever.

Bought a new racehorse for my Daily Briefing Drinking Game Racing Stable.

This one is called Test, Track & Trace. They looked quite excited getting to use a new catchphrase today. So excited they couldn't stop using it.

I have swept through the neighbourhood like one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse this afternoon, as I had THE GALL to engage not one, but THREE passers-by in casual conversation. At one point we laughed. And it's The Clap this evening. That's if there is even anything left of the NHS by the time I am finished with my gallivanting about in my back garden.

@Smilethoyourheartisbreaking it's so difficult isn't it!! The amount of times I write a lengthy posts and think nah, what's the actual point? They're too blinkered at this point, may as well let them froth themselves silly.

No clap for me. I haven't done it once. Sorry not sorry.

How is it clap day already? I swear the days are dragging but somehow clap day comes freakishly quick. Weird.

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/3889139-Would-a-wee-in-the-woods-spread-the-virus?watched=1

Your wish is my command oh most royal and ripe of yellow highnesses.

Please God no more charity singles! Now UB40 have done Lean on Me. I can't take any more of this sentimental tripe...

@Pinkginhelps I love you so much right now 🥰