Jackass whisperers against the cheap beer virus

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Thread number...4?!? Fucking hell I've never been so popular.

Keep on keeping on and ,moan,whinge and laugh while you enjoy your deliveries and cackle evilly while you kill thousands.

All under the benevolent eye of your awesome , yellow and very ripe leader.

May the bleach be with you.

@LilacTree1
I went to the local nature reserve yesterday and sat on a bench and drank tea. The lack of loo was an issue but I reckon another few weeks and there'll be enough plant cover for a sneaky wee in the bushes. I shall plan my apocalypse costume carefully on my days out to facilitate this.

Re loos

I don’t wear skirts

Do I need a she wee? Do they even work? Would an incontinence pad work?!

I do want to put a sign up for the duration of the clap but can’t decide what. “Give me liberty or give me Covid19”?

Only the people at similar level in the opposite block will see.

I wondered why people had to use the term I am self isolating too. If you are isolating who else could it be?

I have said on previous threads that 1984 was a prophecy dont think a lot of people like that but then they are so self important in thier obsession with other peoples lives its no big surprise.

Am putting lining paper ip.in bathroom and its driving ds2 and me crazy already. Not a straight line in the room! We have had to stop for refreshments and only managed a few nits so far😀
Am eating crisps on my sofa do i need to burn it after i finish?

Willow2017 “ We have had to stop for refreshments and only managed a few nits so far”

If you think nits are refreshing, I’ll be declining any invitations 😂

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Oh hell i meant only done a few bits blood auto correct😄😄

One thing kids have never had is nits. Not once from nursery to high school. Amazing and i am.very glad about it too.

Didn't half the country have symptoms in February? I was dying the week before half term.

Oh no, OH turned full ranting and raving Tory. I'm hiding in the garden with fags and Red Bull.

That does seem possible. Tracking is a relatively recent obsession

Possibly, but the medical experts on several TV channels this morning seem confident they were.

I am not against mask wearing, particularly. I just don't like the story people are pedalling that it's definithe answer to all the covid related problems.

@Smilethoyourheartisbreaking could your vag plumper work on face lips?

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock Why is OH ranting? Can you threaten to shoot him with one of the AK47s?

@GnomeDePlume I love the communist party applause story. Very relevant to current times.

In other news, I peeked at a local Faceache page. Someone called the Fuzz because tenants in a flat had been sitting in their shared communal garden 2m apart having a drink. The Fuizz apparently turned up and were really pissed at the waste of their time.

Has anyone seen the thread about the husband sulking because OP had gone out shopping more than once in 2 weeks? He needs a visit from the Banana Secret Police swat team.

Hi again, sorry not been on here for a while, my lovely little cat died last week so been in a bit of a pit. Looking forward to catching up with the thread soon.

So my Laura Ashley delivery finally turned up and OMG I've got the biggest, softest most luxurious fluffy cushions ever! Bloody good job since I'm spending so much time on the sofa right now.

Also got a lovely vase that I've put some flowers from the garden in. AND I've found a fab new show to watch on Netflix!

( Its Call my Agent ), if anyone's interested...

@Destinysdaughter oh no so sorry to hear about your cat. Such beautiful flowers though, all I seem to grow successfully are weeds.

The upstairs neighbours are moving into a bigger flat.
There have been a few issues but we're mostly "none of our business " and what not.

What tipped him over the edge was the fact that they had 3 flat screen tellies to move(that so sounds like a MN bingo benefits card). I was more interested in how they managed to fit them all in a one bedroom flat. He's still muttering under his breath.

Smile - please do....I would love fuller lips. Not a trout pout, just a teeny bit plumper. I think you'd be a fab insta influencer for the vag plump thing btw - you could draw diagrams instead of posting pics. I'd follow you - #fitflaps #vagestic #purrrfectpout

Destiny - I'm sorry about your cat. Hopefully the big fluffy cushions are providing some solace.

Lilac - I often nip behind bushes for a pee when walking the dog. She finds it all very intriguing when I do. I once nipped behind some bushes when walking along the Thames. I got applauded mid-flow by a passing cruise boat. Always best to do this when wearing wellies just in case your aim is a little off.

Ok am back from haircut, I feel much less sasquatch like.
I called in the local shop for a lottery ticket and paper. I wanted to make it look like essentials (y'know with gin and mixers) but sadly I only took a fiver with me.
Pretty sure all of stornoway is now devoid of people.
Ah living the life. Good day to y'all.

Do you think peeing in bushes counts as spreading the virus?

Do you think peeing in bushes counts as spreading the virus?

You could always start a thread and find out.

I'm sure I've seen at least one poster say that if you go out walking and you might need to stop for anything ,including the loo you should just walk back home or walk for a shorter amount of time.

Aftwrnoonall
deatiny sorry to hear about your cat. Flowers are very pretty though and yay for fluffy cushions.

I just survived a 2 hour Microsoft teams meeting. Seems I've also developed a bit of headache from last night gin (which became more than one, but was for Willows bday so it's ok!) bonus of doing meeting with only audio on meant I could do the second half lying down!
Now drinking tea....
Need to go for a run too really but now sure I can be arsed.

Is that a challenge oh esteemed and beautifully ripened Princess?

Pink yes, it counts as spreading the virus.

Do you mind if I ask, how do you manage that in trousers?

Bear in mind, I’m in outer London so nature reserve is three bushes and an extra blade of grass.

I pull my trousers down! All a little risky in case of nettles and other scratchy things but if you gotta go, you gotta go...