Cats , Flaps and The Clap

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

The other thread is filling up fast so setting up the foundation for our new evil lair. One where we follow real guidelines, not made up ones, make sock cocks ,ruin hair and bemoan the shortage of Spanish soldiers.

This is where we'll keep each other sane or descend into madness together... depends on the day.

Aw poor Dd

Aww poor DD Princess. As much as I love dogs there are some ignorant owners out there, hope you gave her what for!

Probably sinned again. Kids brought a big plant pot round to the back for me and ds2 helped me wrangle the matt of grass and hosta out of it.
We were outside having a real laugh at the effort it took. Repotted a bit of hosta I salvaged and cleaned up.
I did not time us so I have no idea how long it took! Never saw a soul so there was nobody to shout at me and tell me we had been out for longer thant 12.6788 minutes! I am no doubt doomed for leading ds2 astray. hangs head in shame
Oh and I am going outside again as washer just finished! I have no shame really

She'll get over it , ofc due to the lockdown I can't take her to play with any trusted dogs.

It would've been less of an issue if I hadn't spent two years when she was little trying to socialise and get her to trust dogs since she was terrified of them. OH was fuming, I was trying to play it cool since she feeds off us.

The lady tried to turn it on us because we were playing and not exercising or walking. So that didn't help.

Willow you laughed? Outside?!?! I ho do you think you are? Thanos trying to get rid of half of the population? Tar and feathers for you... you went too far.

Can I just say thank you for this thread and the previous thread?

I've had a really disappointing day, and this thread has cheered me up a lot.

So, thanks.

Hey giga you all right?

Yeah, I will be.

Onwards and upwards. So, back to the thread....any soldiers left?

Ok the boredom overtook me. I 'gasp' cleaned half the fridge out. Yeah, no, I have no idea why either.
Also made myself a huge brekkie earlier, cos why not.
Now considering breaking all laws and going to the local shop. Not sure what for as yet, but will think of something eventually.

Oh they're long gone. There's only an STD riddled one and a used for one night and then returned one. You can take your chances but no refunds this time.

Banana
Only essentials:
Chocolate,
Squirty cream,
butterscotch sauce
easter eggs
cucumbers
adds something else quickly this looks like a sex fantasy role play!!!
errrrr
shit I cant think of anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the offer Princess, but, um.....nah, no ta. I'll have to find….other ways to entertain myself..

once I get more batteries...

There you go @Bananabixfloof, you can go to the shop for batteries for me.

Ooer right on with a trip for batteries for giga and the list willow has kindly provided, I hope I dont get arrested. Cant imagine how that lot will go down at the police station.
Ooh do hope I make it to the naughty people Facebook page. I will flaunt it all in the photos.

I'll have the lightly used Spanish soldier if you still have him, I haven't seen my boyfriend for a while and started to have err, feelings for a carrot earlier... (no carrots were harmed!)

I suppose you could share him as long as you properly disinfect and burn him after use 😂😂

Oooohh, naughty, speakers - so you want to deafen the dying too? Tut, tut, tut.

(she says, eyeing up yet another Echo dot on amazon)

Now, steady on..shackling yourself may not be the best idea...I don't think locksmiths are working at the moment.

Is Banana back with those batteries yet?

Am back with everything asked for, and wine
Enough for us all, we need it. Never got looked at and as yet not on the shaming page on faceache.

DP won't know what hit him once restrictions are lifted enough for us to see each other again.

Poor sod will be in hospital.

Sorry, unless the shopkeeper is your thing (about 50, married with children young and old) i saw no men.

OOOh wine, my box in the fridge dont judge me its cheaper is getting rather light!
I am going to have to go out again! There was a huge black cloud came over and I thought Hooray I dont need to water the pots...bloody thing kept going and its all sunny again

Dibs the squirty cream and the choc eggs

You can have OH he's desperate to get out of the house and looking for day jobs.

He had painting in mind, but I guess this might work.