The rules that are NOT allowed on here.
Any form of moaning,worrying or questioning anything is not allowed . You want people to die.
You are only allowed to shop once a week, but only if you're starving. Otherwise just make it into a how long does a slice if bread last competition.
No children should be seen in public,especially not in supermarkets. If you're a single parent leave them at home,in the car or tied up a leash outside the shop.
Only one hour of exercise per day, preferably walking repeatedly around the block or jogging on the spot on your doorstep.
If you're selfish enough to want more then the limit is 2 kms, but make sure you do your shopping,dog walking, child walking and anything else at the same time.
No online shopping allowed,particularly not anything "nice".
Waving at a friend is conspiracy to commit socialising and akin to treason.
No using trampolines,slides, bikes, scooters etc.The NHS won't cope.
No driving in case you break down or have an accident. Either you'll interact with someone else or overwhelm emergency services. Oh and let's not forget that it means you'll have to get more petrol which is a peak infection point.
No buying chocolate,melons,crisps or any other non basic item.
No admissions of struggling with your mental health. You are collateral damage. Suck it up and deal with it.
The mythical chicken now became the mythical bread that lasts a whole week, that not only doesn't get mouldy but doesn't get eaten either.