Cats , Flaps and The Clap

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

The other thread is filling up fast so setting up the foundation for our new evil lair. One where we follow real guidelines, not made up ones, make sock cocks ,ruin hair and bemoan the shortage of Spanish soldiers.

This is where we'll keep each other sane or descend into madness together... depends on the day.

I might just mix and match.

But only if its shit covered in glitter

But then the sparkly herpes won't spread everywhere and drive her mad for months.

Choose life
Choose owning 1000 loo rolls and your own body weight in hand gel
Choose buying 78kg of pasta
Choose bleaching it before you cook it
Choose spying on the neighbours
Choose crime stoppers on speed dial
Choose never leaving your house
Choose boil washing post before you read it
Choose to interpret the legislation so you can judge the neighbours

So you're a tough guy
Stay inside , save lives guy
Never leave the house guy
Panick buying guy
I'm that bad type
Walking really far type
At the beach i park tight
Might breathe and laugh type
I'm the bad guy, duh

I didn't clap, I also haven't ranted on FB and whilst I wish BoJo no harm, I cannot clap for the leader of the party that has given us the NHS we have today (and the one working to save his life)

I did however pop a not e through a neighbours flap letterbox offering help, they are currently self-isolating (big sign) having possibly just come back from Spain (they have been away, there is family abroad) I forgot to ask if they were hiding any Spanish soldiers in the garage though.

The moans are starting up on my local FB page that they clapped for Boris, but no one else did - with the insinuation that this means we all wish him dead. Do you think they believe the clapping has miraculous healing powers?

TheGreatWave
Get those binoculars out you have a legitimate excuse to spy on your neighbours now 😀 and report back any sightings

I have that too. Attention seeking twaddle.

"I clapped tonight, was kinda lonely."

Oh go love yourself.

Do you think they believe the clapping has miraculous healing powers?
No they are just pissed that everyone did not follow thier orders. Whats the point of setying yourself up as a fabulous leader of men, keeping us all on the right path if nobody is listening?

Why didn't anybody tell me Boris was really a fairy?

And why didnt anyone twig that you also have to shout "I believe in Boris" at the same time as clapping. Its not gonna work otherwise.

Didnt clap.

And once again committed the cardinal sin of being a new exerciser breathing outside.

My thighs are on the side of the stay glued to your sofa in the dark curtain twitchers.

But I don't care. I didnt collapse and I managed two laps of the field in a row...go fat unfit me

Nobody can really see or hear us from the front door. Do I need to video us all doing our performing seal routine and put it on Facebook every night at 8 to cover us for clap of the day? Or should we all drive to a town centre and clap through the car windows?

Oh ffs i am doing it wrong too! The thought of me stripping off inside the front door, walking through the living room with its huge window then into the kitchen with a huge window to put stuff in the machine is frightening! And if ds2 came downstairs to see me home from work...😲😲😲

Just started watching 'Survivors'from 1975 i was riveted to it back in my yoof.

Tut tut @LalalalalaLlama

You teachers shouldn't even be getting paid for going to work when you only have key workers and vulnerable dc in school and people are having to homeschool their own dc, but not happy with stealing our hard earned taxes for your none job, you're now literally murdering people and singlehandedly destroying the nhs because you can't even be bothered to burn all your clothes and shower in bleach before you go through your front door.

Can us TA's keep our clothes on since all we do (according to some) is sharpen pencils?

In which case into the fire you go to be melted down as gold is non-essential.

Thank you for that. It really made me laugh and I needed it.

I shall fire and brimstone myself, let's hope OH doesn't get reported for having a bonfire.

I’m just trying to survive this madness!

I hope all you mad cat ladies on this thread are keeping your pussys (pussies?) indoors to help prevent the spread of disease.......

there are pills you can buy to make your shit glittery!!!!

Donr need them. Mine already is😂, I'm a unicorn

Those gift ideas are fab. He loves biscuits and shit. And the vodka tasting. Going to order when I start work.

Look at me, not starting hours early, gell asleep at 9 and slept right through.

@Willow2017

How did you watch Survivors ? I was just talking about this the other day! Would love to rewatch.