Cats , Flaps and The Clap

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The other thread is filling up fast so setting up the foundation for our new evil lair. One where we follow real guidelines, not made up ones, make sock cocks ,ruin hair and bemoan the shortage of Spanish soldiers.

This is where we'll keep each other sane or descend into madness together... depends on the day.

I just stroked a dog on my walk gahhhhhh. Forgot didnt i? Dont tell anyone on MN FGS ....

Just caught up on the old thread...did I rightly read one poster has more than 2 children

It was, ermm, my friend, she has the 3 children. Not me at all.

I do have the skip though.

Afraid you’re going to need to get that hand amputated looby

On it Aloe

Can I come and hide in here please? I'm social-distancing from FarceBook and self-isolating from the MH haters on here. Currently indulging in non-essential alcohol and even-more-non-essential Mini Cheddars I can't provide cat or dog pics as we now live in a flat and aren't allowed pets but I can offer a stroppy squirrel if he's in a mood to pose for photos

Mmmmm.... mini cheddars... pass some here.... have thus far resisted temptation of a pre dinner drink but am planning a g&t once I've fed us all,,,,,

So is anyone clapping for Boris tonight? 😂😂😂. My laughing faces symbolise that I am not. Just wanna add I'm not clapping for anybody this week, il take my punishment as and when it comes thanks

Stroppy squirrel? Hmm... I'm intrigued.

Well I've wasted flour today by cooking chicken with it. Not a mythical week lasting one either.

Shits well done!!! Might shut the arsehole up(yes i was talking about the boss, but glad to hear your one is all good) . Brag away, you've earned it!

@Shitsgettingcrazy, well done! I am impressed.

@TheGreatWave, I admit it, I have 3 DC and none of them are even twins. This is all my fault. And I don't clap for anybody except my DC. DS found an excellent hiding spot today and I clapped for that but nothing else.

Also, what's the penalty for kitty kisses?

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Our cat has returned from his day's wandering. Not sure he complied with social distancing rules!

That's a "fuck off" fave if ever I saw one.

Good job hes cute

He's gorgeous.

Also, what's the penalty for kitty kisses?

Fleas

@SarahTrancredi I only asked him if he had been out more than once today for his daily exercise! 😂

He was so caught sunbathing

Thanks guys.

Mine and dads civernstation is just going on and on.

Ohhh bounce for Boris, that sounds painful what with most bras being abandoned and the goods running free...to the floor.

I am really angry. Talk me down

A friend o mine has been coming through the village on a bike with her young son on the and some throw a huge rock at them and screamed at them to stay inside. Onlt just missed her toddlers head.

Some other who live here say the police have been out 3 times because of her violence towards people going out.

I know who she is and I want to go round and knock her out. How dare she? And why arent the police doing more just going round to visit and tell her off obviosuly isnt working.

Its only a matter of time, before one of these loons kills someone.

Ohhh bounce for Boris, that sounds painful what with most bras being abandoned and the goods running free...to the floor.
Bra free bounce for Boris = women give themsleves black eyes for Boris

That is awful @Shitsgettingcrazy is she generally unhinged?

Fuck me, that is bad. Can your friend actually report it to the police? That is assault. Can't believe anyone would stoop so low,especially with a small child involved as well.

Do not go there as I doubt you'd solve mych(and probably get a rock int he head for effort) but encourage and support her to support.

If you're feeling particularly petty (I am) you could put a note through the door claiming to be an even eviler watcher and how she's breaking the lockdown rules by being outside so often,it has been noticed and reported and consequences will follow.

In the meantime, breathe, cuddle your pups .

I'll share my fags with you too if need be .

Also, what's the penalty for kitty kisses?
A free facial exfoliation.
Back from.walk and shop. Forgot the bloody frozen chips but got the fish so its mash instead!
Didnt sterilize the stuff as most foe fridge and freezer so the virus is fecked anyway. Especially my wonky extra cold fridge.
Now having a civilised glass if wine while i cook tea. Late tonight but my aunt phoned just as we were about to .leave so had a natter first😀
Keep the kitty/dog photos coming please.

Shits🏅 and 🍹🍰 well done that'll teach him.

No clapping here be lucky if i havent fallen asleep by then but id not will be watching 'my' Kiltchers and wishing the hell i was there😄

Hells bells Shits thats awful. I would report it she could kill someone!