Run out of toilet roll what can I use?

[Starbuck8419]

Someone suggested a sock.

In January I switched from paper loo roll to reusable flannel baby wipes for weeing so I’m ok there.

If the situation gets really desperate I will try and emulate the excellent bum guns you get in Asia and use a water sprayer to rinse off after poos and then dry off with my reusable wipes.

Get a pedal bin and line with a plastic bag (sorry) Use wipes and kitchen roll and put in bin. We fortunately have a bidet and shower

Leaves from the garden.

It's quite safe, nettles aren't out yet, Just check for snails, otherwise you'll get done for animal cruelty.

Pahahaha poop covered snails

Buy it on amazon?

Has noone suggested yet?? A penis beaker!

Anus beaker 😂

Anus beaker will be my new insult for people

Leaves .....my 9 year son suggests