I promise you, you haven’t heard it all.
From the antizionists, I hear that we are white colonial settlers, we have established an Apartheid state, we harvest organs from Palestinians, we ritually sacrifice Palestinian babies, we are committing what appears to be the least successful genocide of all time, we forcibly sterilise people, we control the US government but also we are completely dependent on them, we have Mossad trained laser dolphins, we have a space laser, a lot of these are laser-based, we are committing thousands of war crimes, we use antisemitism to stop people saying hurtywords about Israel, we control Mumsnet, October 7th didn’t happen - in fact we shot at ourselves with Apache helicopters, we made up stories about babies being mutilated and tortured, we’re islamophobic, we control Gaza, we control the West Bank, every single one of us displaced every single Palestinian but also the bit they’re currently on was theirs too…
Meanwhile…
According to the right, we’re definitely not white, in fact we’re not even human, we’re subhumans or sometimes even lizard people wearing the meat skins of our victims, we’re communists, we are the medical establishment, we sterilise white Christian women, we control the US government here too, as well as the US military and global economy, we are carrying out a mass displacement of white people to replace them with people easier for us to control 😵💫, we’re secretly loyal to Israel over our home country, we don’t even let you say Merry Christmas anymore!, we’re transing kids, we’re secretly working for enemy governments, we’re organ harvesting Americans, something something George Soros
According to the left, I hear we’re arch capitalists, we control the banks and manipulate the financial system to our own end, we don’t deserve sympathy because we’re all wealthy, we control the banks here too, something something Rothschilds
According to BHI we have displaced them as “real” Jews and we are lying about everything
According to BLM we trained the cops to kill George Floyd
According to Christians, we killed Jesus Christ and we bake the blood of the innocent into our Matzah…
And that’s not even touching the sides. You haven’t heard everything, I have. And that’s why I am rolling my eyes.