30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

[Scorpette]

Come on in, you raddled old caaaaahs, whotchoo waitin' for?

I've gone for a groovy 60s psychedelic theme, so get your fat upper arms comfy in the hanging globe chairs and hide your mememe shame in the glow of the lava lamps!

Russell Howard is our new bartender, although I don't think he's happy at the flares 'n' kipper tie outfit I've forced him to wear. And of course, Mitchell is in the pit, nervously awaiting his first guest.

Let's make this one diffalicious!

POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Yeah, we need a new name. Can we make it reflect the fact that whilst we're always welcoming, this isn't the HappyHappy Instant Differs Club?

30s TTC - We Started TTC When the LAST Coalition Government Was In Power?

Ooh, it is nearly new fred time!

Hello, hello. Didya miss us? Didya? Did you bring us presents? What have we got what have we got?

I have bought you presents - some lovely blueberry cheesecake muffins from Hive Beach Cafe, some Dorset Knobs and er, some left over chinese. I did you miss you all very muchly - I spent 10 days in my parents caravan (we're a classy lot) without internet connection or even a mobile phone signal. Was torture I tell ye, in a very relaxing kind of way.

Scorps I will not punch you - this is place for moaning/bitching/ranting, so carry on. I will just stroke your arse hair while you talk.

I like the fred name... didn't someone suggest one a while back? On here? That was quite funny? Or am I confusing myself with all my catching-upness?

hurrah!

Ladies, I am out of here for a few days for work - see you on the new thread.

'Lo chicks. Am being fearfully unsociable, for which I apologise. Am reading all the fred though and consumed with waves of love and lust deep, deep respect and pervy gropes caring.

Am not quite in t'Pit but sort of perched on the edge getting a muddy arse. It's not uncomfortable. I'll be alright.

The Room of Gloom. Not quite the Pit of Despair but nearby.

How funny (well not funny but you know...) I was just reading t'fred froo too. And was alternately chuckling, sighing and sniffing.

Hope you feel better soon, flower, and emerge intact from the Room.

I am sorry you are not feeling so good my sweet.

I so want to post "do not do the bumsex" on that tips (or yips) for getting pregnant thread. Would that cheer you up Heads?

Peeps need to decide upon a noo fred name and fred host ASAP!

Big smooches to all before I retire to the pit for the night Lots of us feeling v at the mo. Just glad we have each other, cos you lot ROCK!

Extra hugs to the Pit-teeterers

Headline News.....

My buzwams are very hurty.

It'll all come to nowt tho so don't start jumping around.

Sorry for all the lowness. I already proclaimed how much I heart everybody on saturday night,but you all ignored me () so I'm not bloody well doing it again

I got told that I must be the sort of person that laughs at people in wheelchairs last night. Which serves me right for posting in AIBU of course

back to the mantra; IDGAFIYABUON

Oh also,welcome home poopy. missed ya

And poopoohead you are probably remembering the unsung genius that was my 'it was the BESHt of times,it was the worst of times...' fred title wot did never get used. Or maybe not.

I take it most of us aren't in god's good books

I haz stolen Scorps title and created a new fred: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/966698-30s-TTC-We-Started-TTC-When-the-LAST-Coalition-Government?rnd =1274080722729

why didn't that work?trying again

Oh it did work before oops.

Good work muse

Have just realised there is no BESH in the title. So if we want to tweak it and let that one fall off is fine with me.