30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

[Scorpette]

Come on in, you raddled old caaaaahs, whotchoo waitin' for?

I've gone for a groovy 60s psychedelic theme, so get your fat upper arms comfy in the hanging globe chairs and hide your mememe shame in the glow of the lava lamps!

Russell Howard is our new bartender, although I don't think he's happy at the flares 'n' kipper tie outfit I've forced him to wear. And of course, Mitchell is in the pit, nervously awaiting his first guest.

Let's make this one diffalicious!

Leave the sticks at home. The time difference will screw it all up anyway. Make it a holiday from everything.

Listen to Muse and airynothings, Oca, for they are wise. Have lots of lovely holiday sexxoring when you feel like it instead of anxiously watching temperature and peeing on sticks.

San Fran is feckin ace! Make sure you go on one of the catamaran trips in the harbour to see the wildlife. The tell me all about it!

Ditch it and just shag, Ocelot

In other exciting pant snot news, I got a proper eggy peak today on my CBFM - ran through wet from the shower to show MrM, who was still asleep in bed.

Whitwhooooo!

Hope he was suitably impressed!

I think he said - what does that mean? So I enlightened him and he did shave this morning ;)

This is all very exciting stuff, hope you get some action tonight.

This thread is v quiet today, is nobody 2WOOFLing? Or ranting? Or anything? I was far too busy working to look at anything today. I'm looking forward to rejoining the full on menkulness in 2 weeks though.

Am v of Oxytocin (and not just cos she's a foxy minx)! Have a fab time and sex that man up goodstyle! 'Tis true that you're more likely to diff on holiday, cos you're all relaxed and horny, etc. Hope haven't spoilt that for you now, by making you constantly think 'I could be pg, I could be pg!' (I would do that, but then again, I am proper menkul).

And HUZZAH for Medee! Verily, thy FFJ runneth over! I read the line 'ran through wet from the shower to show MrM' as something much more pervy and TMI than I think you intended, SNURK!

I can get jiggy wid it in 5 days! YAY!

Don't worry, I'm quite capable of creating the menkul without any help so you're not likely to induce any more than usual! Will take good advice and leave pee sticks etc at home but that won't stop the 2WOOFLING I'm sure, just mean I won't know when to start!

Now just need to get all the work done that needs sorting before I go - zzzzzzzzzz.

Ah well, me Laddy-Os. The Droid got me again. Am surprised by how sad I am, given we only SWId once. I got frightfully emotional on the number 26, greatly to the alarm of the woman next to me (who, as an aside, should not have been wearing those jeans). It's not for myself that I'm miserable this time, but the OM. He's such a dear, good, loving, kind man. And has no real personal ambition (unlike me). Just wants a sweet little family to love and look after. 'Course I know the futility and stupidity of wailing "I'm letting down my best pal and the darling of my soul", and if anyone else said it I'd pinch 'em black & blue, but there you go.

Me-me-me post concluded.

Am too jealous of Oxtailsoup to bring myself to say "shag him merrily without stix so you feel like you're proper holidaying." Oh hang on, I just did

Snogs to the rest of yez.

Oh HeadsUp, that is rubbish. Do you want to win with me next month instead? Next month is going to be a good month for diffedness.

Here, have a drink and take a flip through this book of gorgeous men and let me know who you'd like ordered in for you.

You know you're not letting anyone down of course, there is no rhyme or reason.

Oh, Headcase, come 'ere for a hug (not going to be violent). Tis shit isn't it?

Bumshakes, Head And you are not letting Mr. Banger down. Although I can't talk, as I constantly wail at TYF that he should leave me for a thin, fertile woman the same age as him. Big smooches and please accept this boozy chocolate mousse I made just for you...

Fanks Muser . Oooh look at him ...

Yes please. Let's me diffular companions. I should like that. Oh hey yes, you start your SWIing in June innit. I have good feelings about it!

me be

FFS

Oh Head . What a crap thread this has been, not a single proper BESH diffage

And waaaahhh

Arse to droid HB. Tis no fun. Have some chocolate.

Snogs and chocs to Pencil. This game sucks.

Pisces I think we're same dayish this month due to droidgate making me late. Know what you mean about these non days. So annoying. So pointless.

Went to GP yesterday but annoyingly pain in absence so was all a bit vague. So unsurprisingly he didn't have much to offer. Only had one spell of it yesterday, in the early evening, and none so far today. Am proceeding as if it were my kidney and drinking bucketloads, seems to be working but will see. If it returns will make emergency appointment. Fanks all for remembering me. But he did refer me for Day 3 and Day 21 bloods, and the mister for gizzing in a pot despite it being 9 months, so that was good.

Anyway. I know I'm noo but has there ever been any conversation about making this thread for people who've been trying more than 6 months or so? Would that be worth exploring for any newbies from now? Shoot me down if is rubbish idea. Tis just hard when newbs come and go in space of weeks on their first try... no offence to any and if tis rubbish idea will consider self told with no probs.

In other news, have started taking Agnus Castus and B6, which will obviously result in updifferment this month.

Ockyockyoioi holiday AND shagging? You is crazee ladyeee. If you win baybee this month pliz to call it Florida or Orlando, gender depending.

No other news. Exam tomorrow.

Throws a sack of Twirls at Head's head and leaves.

It's not a terrible idea Casserole, there have been discussions about that. I get a bit panicky as that would have excluded me when I first joined. I became a proper BESH after joining. Although just counted up and realised it's been 8 months and now I'm freaking out slightly. I have been pregnant twice in those 8 months though, and banned from SWI for 3 of them, I iz special.

Heads next month is my month. I am freaked out that either I won't get diffed immediately and will then have a breakdown, or I will get diffed and fuck it up again and will have a bigger breakdown. Must think positive.

Cass, you're a genius and I love you (though it also occurs to me that this would expel me, on account of me being five months in total and four month of proper trying. But perhaps the over 35's could have special dispensation?) I know that's an insulting amount of time so I have no right to suggest anything whatsoever.

In the words of Head, perhaps we could be diffular companions?

I'm sorry, Eddie. Have this large martini I made speshuly for you. It has Hendricks gin and a slice of cucumber (because it is summer).

Aries I specifically had you in mind when I said newbies from now on, I knew you weren't quite at that yet and you're going nowhere lady! Unless of course you get differed, in which case I'd grudgingly allow it. I also wondered about the special dispensation for the over 35s thing but thought it might end up making for very long fred titles! Though I guess we could put it in the OP each time.

I dunno, like I said am bit fat noob so it's not for me to say but the thought has occurred to me a couple of times recently. This is already painful enough without additional disappointments, if you gets me.

Tauruswench I SO want to be your diffifular friend

Summer? What's that then?

Cass I once knew twins called Dallas (boy) and Rio (girl). Should I be aiming to emulate that with Florida and Orlando?

Although if I were to get holiday-diffed and go for the name it after where it was conceived option, poor child would probably end up called Durango or Death Valley which would be cruel.