30s TTC - Our BESH GussetWatch Ever, With Guest Star Joe Mangel!

[Scorpette]

Come on in, you raddled old caaaaahs, whotchoo waitin' for?

I've gone for a groovy 60s psychedelic theme, so get your fat upper arms comfy in the hanging globe chairs and hide your mememe shame in the glow of the lava lamps!

Russell Howard is our new bartender, although I don't think he's happy at the flares 'n' kipper tie outfit I've forced him to wear. And of course, Mitchell is in the pit, nervously awaiting his first guest.

Let's make this one diffalicious!

Have disturbing video in head of scorps presenting some sort of sex / fruit / veg talk....

maswera which part of the world are you at, watching BBC world? Just watching Vincy on BBC1. Don't think I'll stay up though. My CH didn't vote at the end, how dissapointing.
I want to chat more but am too full and tired. Maybe I'll just lurk with wine in the corner.
I do have some old conversation to catch up on in my absence... Banger's career...

I am seeing GP on Monday to be refered to the FC and try and wrestle actual jizz results from them...

You lot disgust me

No, I just really, really dislike avocado!

My Mum was just on the phone (Political Science degree) saying that the Tories could technically win but it could allow Brown to form a coalition government with Clegg. There is still hope!

So pretty, so bright, so wrong about avocado, which is luffly and yummy.

Am off to bed. Hoping not to have to greet our new ant overlords tomorrow.

Yes scorps we've just been talking about that possibility, too.

I have just found myself agreeing wholeheartedly with Piers Bloody Morgan. Seriously, I might as well give up now.

Ay, ay perfection. How do you spell 'ay, ay'?

Wondering which media to watch: BBC, Channel 4 Alternative, LSE live, Guardian Live Blog or LSE live blog?

Scorps, I shall explain. Mandy has just made it clear as mud.

If the Tories get most seats but not a majority, then they will have first dibs on trying to form a government, the unspoken implication being that it will be with Nick and Vince. If this fails because they can't get on, the Brown may not concede power and remain as PM and try and form a government with Nick and Vince. Did I say Nick and Vince? I meant the LibDems. Gordon does not actually have to concede.

I am in despair that the exit polls are actually predicting a loss of three seats on the 62 they currently hold. After all this?

I know aries. Why am I saying only "ay ay" or "I know"? I guess I cannot but agree with the evil BESHly wimmin.

I cannot believe Nightmare on Elm Street is back.

Ok, I promise I'll stop blabbing now. I am really too tired to make coherent conversation.

Ta Aries, but I was actually jus' messing about; I do understand all that politics shebazzle. So long as the Tories don't win full stop then I'm happy.

Enjoying Ch4 Alternative Election Funz but am knackered and must to bed. Here's dreaming of a non-blue UK tomorrow...

I'm actually really embarrassed. Fuck! Course you knew all that

Ok, I am back just to say good night and hope for Scorpion-like dreams.

Oh Pisces

You must feel really, really embarrassed right now....

Vodka's not strong enough. Where's the feckin absinthe?

Don't be daft, I did sound like I was being dense. Problem with the interwebs is that you can't get tone of voice across well at times.

Ssh, don't let her off the hook

Mountie stay up and talk shiz with us, tis early yet...

If I stay up all night will my early morning urine still be early morning urine for the purposes of another POAS bush tucker trial?

Have you seen all those people who have been unable to vote? When I went round the corner there was one little old lady at the desk and me in a booth with a pencil. Jobsworths on the doors shouting bossily that they are shutting at 10 and everyone should go home.

Tomorrow's going to be interesting. It appears the global economy is collapsing also.

Casserole you are extremely mean and I'm not your friend any more.

Oh Taurus. It's only cos my uterus has imploded in on itself and turned into a big black hole and I need distraction Really I didn't get it so I liked your explanation...

Lewisham and Ealng stayed open late to let people vote, so it's really all going to kick off in the areas where that didn't happen. Cannot BELIEVE this wasn't thought of beforehand and protocol issued. Rookie error.

I know my petal. And I hope your Joe Mangel doesn't really explode. Would be very messy. I guess you could stay up all night, but don't drink anything and don't wee until morning.

Am stunned. An 8% and an 11% swing in safe labour seats. Christ, this is turning into a debacle.

Eric Pickles looks like Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter.

Yeah, now I really have no idea whatup with that world economy girliearies. Really, not playing dumb. Waddup?

Er right. I have no real answer. The Dow Jones plummeted by 1000 points today, which Is Bad. Proctor and Gamble have had 50% wiped off their share index. I really don't know what I'm talking about by the way, but it seems as though Stateside they have just woken up to the Greece situation and the anticipation that Portugal and Spain are going to follow them.

Beats me what Greece has to do with P&G, I guess globalised capitalism and what not. But then my brain is a bit mush tonight. We have been a bit focused on this election though and it does seem like we may wake up to a melted world. I bought a huge cake for tomorrow. May be fitting.

What a bloody mess.