The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

[ChoChoSan]

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

muse I really hope that you get some resolution too, I'd love to keep fingers crossed for good news, but don't want to fill your head with my nonsense. Glad MrM is going with you - can you plan some kind of little treat for this eve? Nothing major, just something for you both to focus on & try to look forward to?

Un-BESHy hair strokes & handholding all round, x

BTW - sorry for moany me-me-me post - had horrible night in which there was no SWI owing to the OM simply not being interested, despite two flagrant attempts on my part. Cue me trying v. hard not to be openly upset/humiliated/furious, but I failed. Am feeling unspeakably sorry for myself as I watch another brief window of fertility vanish (we dunnit once but 'snot enough really izzit).

Only takes one, Eads.

Muser thinking of you today matey

Eadcase it is timing not quantity that counts! I got pregnant in November after only SWI once in the fertile period so it can happen. Sorry your other half is not cooperating.

I second that EwarWooWoo. Especially as sperm hang about a bit. Think of all those babies made by breaking condoms.

eadwaccy I only SWI once the month I got diffed this time - it wasn't even really SWI - just S whenever cos I was having a few months of the insanity... So you never know..

Am thinking of you Muser. Still hoping for the best for you

Eadfuck, that is rubbish. But you're clearly not getting hysterical enough. Once when TYF didn't feel in the mood, I got so menkul that I was weeping like a loon about missing that month's chance and his consoling hugs and kisses turned rapidly into el passione Or Pity; when ttc, I'll take either.

Giving birth will be a doddle after this morning's living hell trying to get him to find his way round the hospital. To be fair, there's major building works going on and they've taken loads of signs down, but FFS. He is such a panic merchant. And I had to take his JIAP in as he was too shy. Is a good job he did it at home and not in a special hospital masturbatorium, otherwise his sperm count would've been zero from all the self-generated stress. Fume. Is not giving me good vibes about his ability to cope when I'm actually full with child if he can't navigate around a hospital car park without freaking out.

It's occured to me that, um, one's better halves could possibly identify one from one's MN name, and therefore one might want to namechange in time for new fred to avoid said better half accidentally reading MN rant and being devastated...

Fanks all. I expect Eadwacer is highly reassured. Even if still feeling as attractive as a recently salted slug.

Scorps, TYF sounds SO like my OM before he had the Career Change That Meant He Had To Be All Big And Tough. Like a startled gazelle easily panicked by sudden noises. Quite sweet in its way...

masturbatorium

There's plenty of BUMSEX mags in there, IggyPlop

HeadGiver - I do love his startled gazelle ways. Except when he panics over such nonsense.

Oh my god, are we nearly new thread time again? What we calling the next one? Fred BESH?

Well done Scorps for getting the JIAP to the right place. Hopefully when you're in labour TYF won't be so worried cos he'll've successfully done his bit, so will cope with car parks and so on.

Twinks there's really no point me POAS cos it's not long enough since I oved I don't think (if I oved at all) - what's the earliest point you can tell? I'm only going on last month's cycle length to predict imminent droidage, and having never been regular except when on the pill that's not exactly an accurate guide.

Hairy muff Ocarina, I have got positives on 9 or 10 DPO though. Hope gusset remains clear for you!!

Am having a rather taxing day so haven't read stuff proper-loike....just wanted to say will also be thinking of ya later muse x

Muser, am hoping all is currently going well and you're not stuck in a waiting room full of babies.

fingers crossed for ya muser, really hope things are going ok

Finkin of you Muse

Fingers crossed for you Muse, hope it has gone as well as can be expected.

hoping for resolution for you, Muser

Take it easy Muse and MrMuse, let us know how you got on when you're ready.

Hi everyone. Thanks for the good wishes. Afraid it was the worst of the two crappy options we had. They think one of my ovarian cysts is actually the pregnancy. I am getting dosed with metaxformin, or whatever it's called, tomorrow morning. And I'm not allowed to enter the baby lottery for three months. Fucksticks.

muse oh crapping hell. so sorry.

Oh Muser, that is shit beyond shitness. Hope you and MrM are looking after each other.

Shit Muser, so sorry. That is really awful news. I hope tomorrow isn't too traumatic for you. Look after yourself.

i just saw that Skater on the PESH thread had a MC this morning too ...

This thread is very sad and glad it is almost over.