The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

[ChoChoSan]

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

jammydodger, is a long story.

And they are all watching random strangers giving birth on the tellybox. Cos that is entertainment

now wishing i hadn't run out of room on vplus and could record the jo frost thing. Instead am watching brits on delay so we can skip ads. Lily's orange wig reeducoolas. Ginger spice a twat. Fearn c has a rat stuck to her head and peter k is a piss-taking genius.

thank GOD she's had an epidural. Perhaps now we'll get some peace...

Incidentally,anyone seen cho lately? Has she gone to itleeeee this week?

Ok, now I feel like a bitch. Poor Sam's baby.

It's not your fault muse

Joy is my new hero. WTF are a hospital doing not bothering to get food to a dangerously overdue diabetic on time?

When Joy had the pessary to kickstart labour, I kept thinking 'I won't ever have that sort of pain... oh'.

Aww, baby! Gorgeous wee thing.

babies, who wants babies (on the telly at least) - where's my snowboarding gone? I don't want to watch curling!

(Panic over, it's back)

cunty you would like last woman standing. Is on beeb3,bound to be repeated.

Report: I watched it and I'm FINE this time . Prolly because no scenes of blood and gore. Just a daft wee lass and an amusingly grumpy BESH. Even Him Outdoors managed to stay with it. Night then

Morning all.

Hope all goes OK today Muser and they finally figure out what's going on.

I'm now at gusset watching stage for arrival of droid any moment. Keep flitting between being convinced I'm not pregnant and hopeful that I might be. As I was drifting off to sleep last night I was working out who I'd need to tell about being pregnant and in what order - this is not helpful for my general sanity.

But I'd quite like droid to stay away for a few days cos then I'd've had a sensible length luteal phase.

lyra I was fine too. Sam just annoyed me & BESH Joy was hilarious! So, still on course wit SWI

Although I did flit back & fore to the Brits (determined to stay down with tha yoof). Also thought Lily Allen looked RAF. Robbie - I still would!

Morning all. I am bricking it today. I have no idea what the scan will show. My biggest fear is nothing, I'd rather have the ectopic than more waiting. I want this to be over with. Time to move on.

Good luck today Muser. Hope you get some answers, finally.

I am spotting 4 DPO and have sharp pain near right ovary. I have no idea what is going on and never have mid cycle bleeding - my body has become a mystery to me.

POAS Ocarina!!!!!!

The waiting is terrible Muser, I really feel for you. Is Mr M going with you? How many weeks pregnant should you be?

MrM is coming too. I have no idea about weeks. By last period I should be around 7/8 but that seems unlikely given last blank scan. Unless it hid. Could be much less if I oved late. It's a mystery.

And those are some interesting symptoms you have there. You sure you've oved already?

Good luck today muser. I hope you finally get some answers.

Just to return to last night's OBEM, SFF says I will be just like Joy. I am quite like that - quiet to the medical staff's faces, then complete breakdown/strop when they turn their backs. Should make for an amusing time

Good luck musey hope you get the best outcome you can.

Everyone else - why are you TORTURING yourselves with that programe

Shedloads of luck muser. The spirit of the BESH go with you.

I'm glad you're not going to be alone. It is the most frustrating thing in the world not knowing what is going on in your own body. I hope that there is some positive or reassuring news for you. What time is the scan?

I'm pretty sure I ovulated very early this cycle. I used OPKs just to see what was happening with my cycles after the MC and got positives on day 6,7 and 8! Anyway, it's too early for implantation so guess it's just some weird blip.

Ghosty, colleague and I were just discussing how we would be like that too - ranting like a loon behind midwives' backs, then all smiles and "fine, fine" to their faces

Good luck for today Muse, really hope you get a definitive answer.

Scan is at 4pm Twinkle, ages away. On your weird symptoms, I'd probably do some more SWI just in case. Cover all bases.

Thanks for the good wishes everyone. I know there won't be a happy outcome, but hopefully we'll get a resolution.