The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

[ChoChoSan]

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

It's not really a scientology birth book!! It's about taking control of the pain rather than letting it control you! It's really very harmless!

Aha! I have googled it now, sounds quite good actually. I thought it was a genuine Scientology book you'd procured for a giggle.

salivate! CONFABULATIONS! I am swinging my nipple tassels for you. No need to thank me. No seriously, I was gonna get em out anyway.

xx

But gin don't you see?! Our 'regard' for each other must be kept secret! I thought we had an understanding?!

Er - have I just posted a response to a message from ages ago? Fuckity fuckity fuck. I'm not even drunk.

Oh fucking hell. I have literally no idea what I am doing. My computer must be possessed. I'm fucking off and taking my shame with me .

Oh dear. I think we may have a useless dad on this C4 programme. He looks fairly shell shocked.

I wouldn't worry givesgreatead... I for one rarely have any idea what I'm doing. And I was all distracted by cunty at that point

He has uselessness oozing out of every pore

aaaargh she's driving me mad! 2cm!

I mean...erm...something. I was all distracted by something that was..erm...nothing to do with cunty

(phew,think I got out of that one reaally well)

Rooney just scored.

Haha Cunty, I feel the same! Stop whining woman!

Seamless gin! SEAMLESS!

I'll have to watch the programme about men being shit baybees on the
+1, since the OM is shamelessly perving at supporting our brave British snowboarding girl...

Don't tell me outcome of snowboarding - skyplussed it!

muse I have diagnosed a severe case of woeful underpreparedness. This Will Not Be Happening To Me.

You guys feeling particularly 'friendly' with each other this evening???

Don't worry - your secret's safe with me!

Pint o' Guinness anyone?

LOVING Joy!! Pillows!!

Gah, this room moves so quickly, I can't keep up! It takes me about 30 mins to write a post, then its completely irrelevant.

Oh well

Joy sounds like me on a normal day.

By the way, Scorps , sorry to butt in, but I had one of them colposcopy things and it was fine. Just remember to have a big bar o' chocolate after, as a reward for your braveness and all that!

dodge all contributions are valuable

Cheers, Cunty

Joy is really living up to her name - won't kiss hubby cos she can't have cake. Class act. Will they be naming the baby 'Pillows'? Sam is ridiculous and it's a shame the baby was born before Ed could get that personality transplant. Judgeypants are sooooooooooooo comfortabuhls.

Cunty was only at mention of Scientology. Any bewk that helps you be all positive and all that is with me.