30s TTC - We BESH you a Merry Jizzmas and a droid-free new year!

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in. The wine is mulling, the bird is stuffed and cooked. We have a huge table at which to enjoy our festive feast, and the rippling Ricky Whittle is the centrepiece, draped in berries to be removed by whatever method you choose.

A bottle of Gin and an elf-man in a box awaits each and every one of you. Just make your wish and when you undo the bow he will appear.

There's a nativity tableau in the corner, for praying to the baybee Jebus and, most importantly of all, Santa has been asked to deliver the gift of exceptional fertility, so that each and every BESH can enter the new year with a baybeeee in their tum tum.

Oh, and I've let a few cats in to aid with the 2WOOFL menkulness.

Now, let's get together and get the tree up!

Rumbled.

aha! I was just putting 2+2 together and you were my likeliest candidate. I'm keeping it off t'other place for now, though I am sure my hanging about there isn't subtle.

Where were you? Sounds ominous.

Are you worried that they'll run out of bags?

I am so bad at being incognito medee. But don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Am assuming you posted just after me?

that's me! Though I now realise I should have just kept quiet about it and would never have outed myself! Didn't we find ourselves on the same wedding forum too?!

Tell tell tell!!!

nah! It's a non-baby related forum which happens to have a baby-related thread. It's bad enough outing to each other without telling the whole world, Honey!

btw, Honey, you are on the September bus as being CD65 - that can't be right, can it?

Uh oh. Have you been talking about bumsex again you naughty beshes?

I can't believe Sinitta is on Dancing on Ice. I can't believe I am posting about it. B.o.r.e.d.

Am I?? Hang on let me go and look...

I followed you to the wedding forum after you talked about it. I had already assumed you must have been trying, your presence on the only preggers thread and marriage date kind of led to that assumption.

Anyhoo. Let us return to traditional BESH behaviour. Which currently is me sulking at having to spend 2 nights in Ipswich.

ah yes, that's right. I first ventured into that thread when my BF had her first, but have certainly been hovering a bit more lately.

Back on thread... Bumsex! Davd Tennant! Gin! Droid due this week, no tests in the house yet which is probably just as well.

I remember spending a week one January in Ipswich for work, can't recall anything positive about it.

Muser can you even get to Ipswich now that this light dusting of snow has brought our small island to a bloody standstill? I'd use whatever excuses you can...

Have updated my cycle on t'other site. Have been a blatant lush hanging out with the beshes and not playing nicely with the other girls.

Sadly honeymoo it looks like I can get there. My only hope is a sudden blizzard over night.

I'm a bit pissed off at the lack of snow actually. Originally I was just going to get the train on the days I needed to go, but was worried about being stranded by snow. So instead I decided to stay over. Now it looks like I could have come home after all. I guess the train journeys would have exhausted me by the end.

Still, it'll keep my mind off the last week of Waiting for Droid.

Snow is starting to thaw here and i'm pleased about it. I love my ds very much, but we've just about got bored of trying to keep him happy with indoor activity. He got fed up of playing in the snow when he realised it makes your hands hurt when they get very cold.

I forgot about not being on the pill - hormones turning me into a sobbing wreck (for no discernible reason) or a screaming banshee, and i have spots.....i managed my whole teens without a spot and am paying for it now.
I am not counting days because it is early days for me and i refuse to be a hostage to my cycle.

I'm off for a bedtime gin.....

Hi ladies!

Well - am on CD33 of what I thought would be a 31 day cycle - instead of being hopeful I feel very fed up with what looks like a return to long, anovulatory cycles. Not fair. I seemed to have lots of lovely FFJ at just the right time, it's the first time I have properly noticed its consistency to be like egg-white. I refuse to hope or POAS cos I have zero - ZERO - symptoms. Roll on droid.

POAS! POAS! POAS! POAS! POAS! POAS!

Nope.

I am going to hold out a few extra days at the very least.

(Droid will roll over later today now I've had an emotional rant, mark my words!)

oh come on, VAG POAS. For the cost of a couple of quid you (and more importantly, we) will know for sure. Go on. POAS.

Oh VAG POAS! You know you want to (or at least we all want you to).

Thanks for all the messages of support re "THE LUMP". I have the consultant appointment 2 weeks today. Letter stated I'll need a mammogram as over the age of 35. Jebus, rub in the age thing again why don't you.

Anyway, I've decided I'll definitely be updiffed this month coz shit timing. (Yeah, I know, unprotected sex when facing an xray isn't the most sensible thing to do but when the mood takes you, what's a girl to do?)

I have a definite case of Januarycantbearseditus. Its a well know illness, no known cure - give into it.

gin glad you're still here, sorry you feel like shit. Have front row seats to watch all the BESH lesbo love-ins.

Oh fuckity fuck. Now I'm not usually one to slag off another thread but I stoopidly looked on the "how long did it take you to conceive after 34" thread. I hate them all*.

They're fertility improved with age, tales galore of 30+ mums.

GAH!!!

Of course I don't really hate them*. I'm just insanely jealous.

** yes I do......

laurielou I read that too and was very - maybe we need to get over there and redress the balance because I do not think our tales are unusual and I'm not sure it's fair to be filling people's heads with all this "oh first month, I'm just a really fertile little bunny me".

I've added my two penneths worth and am standing back waiting to be ridiculed for being barren.

I only discuss the other thread on the safe confines of this nuthouse palace.

ok here's a weird thing. I can feel that droid is hovering - can feel it all across my lower back as usual.

But am just eating a little bar of choc - G&B's cherry - have not tasted before but it isn't so much that it tastes odd, I feel like I can't taste it at all - like my tongue receptors are not behaving as they usually do. Also I have a lot of saliva all of a sudden.

I blame you lot for this, am sure it is all in my head.