30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

[Scorpette]

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

sorry scorps. Don't give up hope.

Poor Scorps.

Can we have some photos please VAG so we can compare?

vag I'm an unhormonal robot usually and don't really get cycle afflictions, etc. Are you sure you didn't "just" because you don't feel hormonal? Or is that just how your body is - you feel those hormonal changes? I'm just trying to say, maybe you did but your body didn't notice? Or something?

I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE BAYBEES. I CAN'T TAKE THE SADNESS

Scorps - YOU FUCKING STARTED IT WITH THE GARY COMMENT I is just jumping on your BUMSEX bandwagon.

Let's try not to talk baybeez on here - honestly, have personal experience of a conception thread going 'baby' and it managed to make me more of a misery than I already was... we got somewhere else to do that shiz anyways and the BESHies can come and join in there if they wish to share those chats..

Stick to Violence, Gin and WOOFLing - I reckon... But whaddo I know?!

Possibly too hormonal, most of the time, rots! Was just walking around thinking about this - I just instinctively don't feel juicy and fertile, just barren and dry (in myself, not in actual body parts y'understand...). Still waiting for TSF to get on and wankinapot so that we can go tot he next stage of finding out if it's all in my head or not. It could just be my uppermost innerself shielding me form the disappointment my core self is feeling. Hence random and contradictory posts.

Anyway, enough about me. I've brought a karaoke machine to the Palace - who wants a go?

"Rockin' around the Pit of Doom, in the BESH's gin palace..."

Baileys and Christmas pudding cocktails all round!

So what's new? Is ski diffed?

where you been Pony? Not found the PESH thread yet?

How are you anyway?

OMG!!11! ponieez!1! There's a PESH thread!? I could totally get with that! Will look right now.

Haven't been doing much MN lately. Not sure where I fit now (obv the PESH thread) plus in between puking and visits to the lawyer (don't ask) I've not been around much.

DH is about to go away on a work trip for 10 days and I am still all weak and vomitty. As we don't have any family around my mum has given us some money to hire a temp nanny to help me. I feel like such a pathetic pansy but I kind of agree it is necessary. I suppose.

Hello all,

Popped in to say babyfail - it was official testing today (rather than Woooolfy madness ealr testing)and I got a negative. I am still not on, but I expected that as progesterone is lengthening my cycle. Spoke to nurse and she seemed reluctant to book anyone in for treatment in december, but will make a decision when the driod arrives.

Scorps

I agree with iggy

Saw doc on Monday, she's recommending a crazy straw cam (full color, mind you) with operational options. So she could "fix" things that she sees wrong - personally I don't like that part, the looking is ok but the "fixing"... not so much. She thinks it's premature to think about a surrogate for my broken ute.

I think a bloody mary is highly recommended, so I'll have two! Still no sign of bastard droid.

A round of gins for my friends here, thanks David.

HCS straw cam?? Y'mean like keyhole? What could need fixing that they could fix like that? I mean, if it were a tube problem I can see the point but you've bypassed all that, no?

I am a uni-tuber thanks to the ectopic years ago (no surgery needed - just medication), but that's not what they intend to fix. It would be fibroids, septum, adhesions that they would fix, if they were looking like they were preventing implantation. She's looking for causes now for implantation failure. Since I've never had a miscarriage, it will either be a my ute or the embryos.

Warning! Non-baby/ttc/menkul symptoms talk alert!

I got a postie-missive today informing me that a secret santa parcel has arrived whilst I've been away. THANKS WHOEVER IT WAS!!

evening ladies; have had a lovely day with my mum, in a town half way between our homes. She only took 50 minutes to make a crack about wanting to be a grandmother! Argh! Couldn't exactly say, well, I'm working on it!

Hello all

Not had much enthusiasm for posting today, been on a bit of a downer after babyfail earlier this week. Sorry to hear you are in the same boat Cho.

Hawaiian good to see you back with positive news.

Scorps hope you feel you can come back soon. It ain't the same wivout you!

Now, pass the mic VAG I feel a song coming on....

Cunty! Ohhh that might be the package that TTF saw last night!!! He asked me if I was expecting a package and I vaguely said yes but then couldn't remember what i had ordered... NOW I remember - it's the gift I got for ! So I'll have to repack it and mail it off ASAP - yay!!! (all conjecture of course, it could possibly be a dog toy my mom sent to me but I can get all excited about SOMETHING, can't I???)

Special shin kicks for Pandy and Cho - fucking sucks, don't it? Sorry BESHlets.

Back to secret santa stuff: "Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say - on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day..."

Oooh Thats a good idea Pan, shell Definitely be back if we start misusing appostrophe's and the like...

I think I need to get myself into the menkul corner. Have had really sore boobs for a few weeks now (one of my 'symptoms' of last month's babyfail). They got a bit less painful during droid but came straight back straight afterwards. Don't usually get this so I googled 'painful breasts all the time' and the first thing I found was it can be caused by low progesterone. Arrggggghhhh the internet is bad

I am lurking. My sore throat has turned into a cold, which is filling me with joy and the Pink Panther continues to mock me.

If I see any more apostrophe misuse on here I will track you down and administer the hiding of a lifetime...

Morning' BES'Hs'!

Must share my latest "symptom": I was walking home last night when over my right shoulder I heard a mewing sound. I thought to myself 'that sounds like it is coming from my handbag, I don't remember changing my ringtone to a mew'. This was followed rapidly by 'silly girl, you have obviously just walked past a cat'. Then the noise happened again. 'How strange', I thought to myself, 'if I'd walked past a cat, surely I would have actually passed it by now.' I took another step...and managed to boot the cat that had been following me in the stomach just as it curled affectionately round my right ankle.

So the question of the morning is, how unlucky is it exactly to kick a black cat that is crossing your path, and how much can I read into this, given that cats are allegedly attracted to pregnant women?

(For the cat-lovers among us, the cat seemed ok, and lay on the ground expecting some sort of stroke. I'm not much of an animal person so I just apologised profusely to it before walking on, feeling monstrously guilty.)

VAG am liking thought of you apologising to cat "I really am most terribly sorry Mr Tiddles, do excuse me"

chochalina ARSEBOLLOCKS about fail

Scropy IZ deffo pink panther? I so want it not to be...

Roundhouse kicks all round

takes deep breath

hello

Can I join you please?

Ooh fresh blod!

Where's the entrance exam? And the chewed biro? Who last used it to draw a line on a peestick?

Well given you're a loon by name and pretty ancient (I just looked on your profile page - is that weird?) you should fit in just dandy. Pull up a chair, get a drink and tell us about your barrenness/lunacy. And see if you can find the obligatory questionnaire (that might actually be on another thread)

Welcome Claire!