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30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

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Scorpette · 22/11/2009 12:43

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

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Scorpette · 14/12/2009 09:43

GET IN! Cosmo, am so fucking happy for you! Have a big silly grin plastered all over my chops for your brilliant news Weren't you going to be referred to some clinic in the new year? Well, that can fuck off now, can't it? Huzzah! Hopefully, this will trigger a spate of updiffment like in Nov . Hallowe'en seemed to do it for loads of BESHes, now I'm hoping Xmas will have the same effect

Once more: CHUFFED!!!

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iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 09:57

Yay for cossie

iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 09:58

loon part of my problem is that I had massive tits in first place but they are ridiculous now... If you start at a 34F - where will you stop???

Bessie123 · 14/12/2009 09:59

Cosmo I am so pleased for you, what amazing news and what a lovely way to cheer up a monday morning. Congratulations.

skihorse · 14/12/2009 10:01

iggy Yep, I'm with you (started 38F). If I place one heel of my hand on my breastbone and the other at the side of my boob I cannot touch my nips with my fingers, and I do not have wee girly hands. Jailbait says he can forgive the crying and the moaning and the puking on the sole basis of them!

iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 10:02

muser sorry for your babyfail but next month could be an extra fertile one! Maybe this was your body having a practice run...

oh yeah - and for all of you that discussed things at length before deciding to emabark on baybee making... I did not - we just kind of stopped using contraception after getting married without really ever 'officially' deciding to do anything although clearly we both knew what that meant - after first diffedment and fail tho - that did kind of focus things... not sure what that says about me

iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 10:04

ski I am already wearing a 34 FF now - but these are starting to dig in and I am obsessed by having correctly fitting underwear

skihorse · 14/12/2009 10:08

iggy I currently only have one bra which vaguely fits - i.e., not 4 boob scenario. It's not bad though, they've filled out like melons and you can see them from the back! No touching though.

Bessie123 · 14/12/2009 10:08

By the end of my updiffment with dd I had gone from 32E to 34G, doesn't sound a lot but it definitely felt like it.

Muser I am so sorry about the hormone levels. I hope you are ok, we are all thinking of you. Make sure you take time for yourself, even if your hormone levels are decreasing it will still take a while for you to feel 'normal' again.

Cosmosis · 14/12/2009 10:13

yeah well I'm not even an A in most shops, so am kind of looking forward to actually being an A cup!

thanks for all the nekkid dancing, feel all afluster now!

And scorps, yes, am expecting an appointment for the Asssisted Conception unit any day now! ha.

iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 10:15

bessie if your increase is anything to go by I'll end up a 36 H that sounds alot to me

Bessie123 · 14/12/2009 10:17

Don't forget all updiffed BESHes, you need a NON-UNDERWIRED bra now

PandoraBraithwaite · 14/12/2009 10:18

ski love the idea of your VIP boob area!

Congrats to cosmo - hopefully more of us will join you soon (no symptoms here to speak of, but I am determined not to stress about it this month).

muser sorry to hear it didn't work out for you. Enjoy the chocolate and take it easy as bessie says.

iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 10:18

Really beshie ???? I fort that was later on? too superstitious to buy anyfing differnt until after 12 weeks...

skihorse · 14/12/2009 10:24

Bessie Non-underwired? They'd act as belly-muffs. I'm not the most glam girl on the planet - but I do under-wire and heels - no excuses!

Btw, for all the BESHies who are giving up hope and contemplating leaping off a bridge on Boxing Day - Cossie and I were both literally days from being 365 days TTC. Perhaps there's a psychological shift here? The "I am totally fucking barren and it's never going to happen" - which of course translates to "relax and it'll happen".

Muser After my very early-mc, I got a neg stick within days and my period arrived bang on time as normal the following month. Sadly I did not get the increased fertility thing.

Cosmosis · 14/12/2009 10:33

ski speaketh da troof. came off pill boxing day last year.

Oh and also probably "wrong way round" shag is the one that did it.

PollyPoo · 14/12/2009 10:38

Muser so sorry to hear of your shit news. I hope you will benefit from increased fertility and next month will be your month.

Cosmo that is great! Well done you!

I was hoping our hospital appt would have same effect on me this month, but I am on 10 DPO and got a massive temp drop this morning, plus previously v sore tits are now deflated and no longer sore, so I think droid is imminent.

Oh well, at least I can get pissed at christmas. Although that has lost its appeal and I'm wishing the idea seemed more attractive.

Scorpelina I have high hopes for you this month after your shagging marathon! Does this mean we can expect a level of 2woofling previously unseen?

Bessie123 · 14/12/2009 10:40

yes, non-underwired. Honestly. I also thought I couldn't live without underwiring but maternity bras have more support.

PollyPoo · 14/12/2009 10:41

Re: bra sizing I went from 36D to a 40F with Boo, was tres uncomfortable.

iggypiggy · 14/12/2009 10:53

cossie that is wierd about 'wrong way round' - wonder why that has worked for so many of us

poo that is bollocks although is not over till droid arrives... and i agree re: scorpalina I too have high hopes

And affectionate slaps to our absent Ginhag and HCS who are missed...

givecarrotsachance · 14/12/2009 11:46

Sorry poo

Underwired - hmm. I was V upset at going bra shopping on the weekend coz I knew it would be out of underwire and into matron bras. I wasn't wrong, but the comfort of a well-fitting one (going from C to DD cup) is incredible, so now I don't care.

We're def an advocate for "wrong way round". Works for us .

Brilliant, brilliant news cosmo. Really chuffed for you. Are you going to come over to the other side?

TwinkleToes76 · 14/12/2009 12:21

Cosmo fantastic news, well done! We must be due around the same time

Good luck to those on or about to start the 2 weeks of hell.

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 14/12/2009 12:30

Naked DaNCING FOR cOSSIE wOOHOOOO! (OOOH HAVE GONE ALL CAPS IN EXCITEMENT!)

Fabbo news! Well done you!

Poo to Poo though. Though it ain't over till the droid beeps.

PollyPoo · 14/12/2009 13:01

We did it 'wrong way up' too... surely it must be my go soon? 19 fucking cycles of FAIL is taking the piss!

Muser · 14/12/2009 13:06

Fab news Cosmo.

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