30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

[Scorpette]

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

Congratulations Twinkletoes

Scorps - a headache? What kind of lame ass excuse is that? He's clearly getting too much of it the rest of the month. I leave mine gagging for it until CD9, always works. Obviously I mean always works as a method for getting SWI, not for getting a baybee.

Muser that sounds yum, pour one for me please!

I'm just gonna pickle myself in alcohol until Jan I think.

Has VAG POAS yet?

twinkle Well done, well done, well done that's brilliant you clever shagger! Here, take this butter dish and throw it at the wall!

Did you do it "the right way up"?

Scorpette Jailbait's just read that and he says "When we were doing pregnancy sex I didn't always want sex, I had a headache or didn't feel like it. One time (at bandcamp), I had a sore knee - but he's got to take one for the team." Seriously scorps, if yer juicy you need his manmuck up yer. Is he having performance anxiety issues?

Yay, we have our diff of the thread! I was starting to get a bit worried someone had broken it... Congrats twinky

Thanks! I danced around the kitchen too! I know its been a shitty month for quite a few of you so I'm not going to go on about it.

Scorps get shagging woman! A headache! Honestly. Slip him a few nurofen and pounce.

VAG and Cosmo pee on a stick, pee on a stick

Carrots I almost killed a cyclist a few years back in similar circumstances. I was turning into a side street from a main road and had to cross a very slow moving traffic jam in the other direction. A huge lorry stopped to let me through and gave me the thumbs up to say it was clear. I inched my way over looking for cyclists coming down the inside and as soon as I was far enough over to see, 6 cyclists came hurtling towards me and one poor man couldn't get past, braked hard and summersaulted over the handle bars and into my car. Was really horrible and luckily he only broke his wrist. Legally my fault but morally the lorry driver's, especially as he sped off and ran over the cyclist's bike! .

Scorpette is always right. Particularly about apostrophe's .

Typing that actually caused me physical and emotional pain. Time for bed... goodnight!

twinkletoes that is great news, well done

Congrats twinky

Scorpy I don't fink they can takes teh pressure the delicate flowers... I never told my bloke what cycle day it was to try to take pressure off... although turns out he was keeping track himself

I can't believe you said that about my dad - he is a cough doctor!!!! COUGHS I tell you...

YAY TWINKY!!!!! Naked dancing time! Wooohooooooooo!

And Scorpy's been lured back via apostrophe wars - well done!

Still not POASing - cannot face the negative - though TSF out tonight so no doubt I'll open a bottle of wine and POASing will seem like a better idea. NO, Bad VAG, Must Remain Strong. Surely if there was a possibility, I would have more symptoms than odd boobs. Does anyone else watch Miranda? Am still laughing about her clapping boobs.

lol@VAG wine in = POAS out! You're my new role model!

I've got the comedy image now of VAG on the booze while producing FMU...

Oh for fucks sake. Droid. Again. But Muser, did not you have the droid only 10 days ago?

Why yes. Yes I did. Lucky me. I am MEANT to be in full on shagging mode. But the only thing going up my foo is a mooncup.

Fuck fuck fuck. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.

muser that's fucking shit - how come droid so soon?? Is not right?

I don't know iggy, my cycle has been weird this month. I was a week early, which I suspect might have been due to egg meeting sperm and it not working out (I seriously did not imagine my mahoosive painful boobs last month).

So now I'd be 4 days later than I should be if my cycle had gone properly last time. Maybe there's a bit more to get rid of? Maybe I'm broken inside. I have had very short breaks between cycles before, but I thought it was my coil being odd. Seems not.

Congrats to Twinkle, great news... about time we had a differ on this thread. Lets hope you have started something and we will now get another 3 or 4 +ives like last thread.

Muser what is going on with your body? What a fucker.

Scropy did you manage to get his manjuice up your foofoo last night? Doesn't TYF know that headaches are cured by sex?

VAG and Cosmo.... POAS.

poo we've missed you!!!!!

muser maybe poas - could have been chemical pregnancy? Or have you already poas before? Def sounds shit tho

Muser is the droid or could it be mid cycle bleeding? I had that a few months ago for a few cycles. Regardless I think a trip to the docs to get yourself checked out.

I suppose it could be mid cycle bleeding, hadn't really considered that. It definitely seems droidy. Hmmmm.

PMSL @ scorp's. Mind you, since having LC, I frequently PMSL, coughing, walking etc

Hope it's ok to say here, but had scan following weekend bleed this morning - and [phew] all fine. Apparently damage to uterus from implantation - so like someone else (cassie??) it was basically a late implantation bleed!

Heartbeat etc all fine, so all good.

twinkle eek @ cyclist

look all you lot, I ain't poas right? Droid due sat and the only time I'm poas is if it doesn't arrive.

Good for you Cossie. I won't either then. Been sitting here thinking I quite like not knowing - it leaves the possibility of a line still available somehow.

Muser sounds awful, poor you. Why does TTC involve so much torture and heartache? - seems unfair. We're nice people. It shouldn't happen. Grrr.

Tequila sunrises all round.

Cosmosis/VAG Good for you two - I held out too even when they all bellowed POAS incessantly. I am getting very good vibrations from your duo of foofoos!

Muser Have you been moonlighting in Millets?

so that's what the vibrating down there is....

muser I def would be demanding answers from your friendly gynae doctor. All sounds a bit odd . Sorry to hear about it all .

cosmo you've more patience/sanity than me. I'm impressed. And good luck when the time comes.