30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

[Scorpette]

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

I like Criminal Minds, or "Minimal Crimes" as we call it ho ho ho.

Oh and obviously "The Mentalist" for a bit of Simon Baker lovin'.

I was an American's Next Top Model addict, but it's totally jumped the shark. I'm depressingly free of obsessions at the moment. That is until I get some more ER boxsets for Christmas!

Can I give FlashForward a mention?? Quite addicted to that at the moment. And The Family.

Enjoyed G&S last night too. Did anyone ever see Nighty Night with Julia Davis (Davies?) in it? That was v good too.

shh, you aint sin me, right?

haz discovered can get on at lunchtime!

iggs fuck off oot with your IRT dissing, eh.

Agreez with ski re Nessa, Uncle Bryn et al, they're the comedic ones. your actual Gavin & Stacey are a bit dull.

COSMOSIS ! squeals

lunchtime lovin' in the BESH coven! Climb in behind the bar cos noone will see you there. You might not make it back to work tho

cossie fuck the fuck off or as ski would have it cock the fuck off

Love using the word cock - is v. pleasing

cock-sucker mother fuckers!! that just about sums up my day so far...

Dahlinks, and now I must leave you.

Who was it who came up with SWI? I have proffered it as an alternative to BD and it has got the thumbs up

Can I just say (with some surprise) that I'm not TWOOFLing. I have no idea how many DPO I am (although this is partly because I'm not sure when I oved). Actually, also because I am fairly sure we missed the bus this month, so if I was TWOOFLing that would be a bit mental. But still, can I have a not TWOOFLing prize?

(So now I'm relaxed, will it happen?)

weewee chocho says it will happen that way - so I reckon it will

where is everyone? I am drinking vast quantities of beer now I'm free of menkulness. How's everyone else? Happy Friday bee-atches.

Morning all!

Missed out yeaterday on 2 day plan as came back from spinning with migraine. Did it this am instead so hope that counts.

weewee I have also decide not to woofle this month, becuase that's about all I did last month and it did my head in. CAn't be doing that all the time.

Also have now been referred on to futher testing etc so am waiting for appointment, coming up to the year mark now.

Had wine at lunch, boy did that go to my head!

Morning BESHies. I am back at the start again, the droid arrived a week early in a particularly explosive fashion .

So I guess the swollen and very sore boobs was either a brand new PMT symptom, or (as himself helpfully put it) we had fertilisation but no implantation. Ah well. At least now I can drink at the work Christmas party!

ah, that sucks, Muser. Roll on the Christmas booze!

is Scorpette testing tomorrow? I realised I am a couple of days too early to test, so need to wait till Thursday to be 14dpo.

I'm not testing tomorrow, seeing as the droid got me on Friday. Have been really crampy and ill, hence not being here for a while.

Muser, bad luck and bad luck re: the misleading boobs situation - I know what that's like. My luteal phase symptoms are: sore breasts that go up by a cup size and get really veiny, nausea, needing a wee constantly, increased sense of smell and weird wombular crampings. It's only after several months of being confused and getting my hopes up that I see the pattern and have managed not to be a 2WOOFLing nutcase this last month. It's cos of the raised progesterone an' ting, innit - so pre-menstrual symptoms are going to be v similar to early updiff ones, the fucking bastards.

Cramping is going off now, to be replaced with familiar terror that I'm never going to get diffed

List to Santa reads:

1. Baby.
2. Baby.
3. Baby.
4. Baby.
5. Philosophy shower gel set.
6. Baby.
7. Baby.
8. Baby.
9. Naive (graphic design book).
10. Baby.
11. Baby.
12. Booja Booja organic sugar-free chocolate truffles.
13. Funky pyjamas.
14. Baby.
15. Baby.
16. Baby.

You get the drift.

Oh Scorps, sorry to hear the Droid got you as well. Here, have some of my chocolate.

The boobs thing pissed me off. I've never had that as a PMT symptom before, I don't normally get much in the way of PMT symptoms (other than shouting at MrM) so I wasn't expecting it. But I'll know for next month.

((scorp)), aww I hoped we might get positives together.

Scorps and Muser sorry the droid got you. 'tis crap.

I too get updiffed symptoms every cycle. Sore boobs a week before, weeing, weepy etc. The only different 'symptom' two times I was updiffed as far as I could tell was lack of droid.

Sorry about droid visitation peoples. Tis just not fair - speshly when we are mocked with 'symptoms' as well. I am still trying to avoid the TWOOFLing this month, but failing somewhat as my boobs really hurt. However they did that last month as well so I won't be fooled again

Morning.

I was fairly sure I was updiffed this month, despite the screaming negatives when I POAS. And then evil droid got me last Friday so no baybee for me, unless it's a MASSIVE implantation bleed, what do you think? Droid is next due on xmas day so my rubbish womble had better get updiffed by then.

Welcome, Claire