30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

That is an excellent hissyfit, I'm impressed. Things do get a bit heated over there don't they?

I made a prediction a while ago that both scorp and longwee are diffed. I have to be right on at least one count, so all bets are now on weewee.

I rarely join the fray, but felt like treating myself to make up for my baby fail.

Ah, there's nothing more ranty than a PMT-ish, undiffed Scorpio Atheist!

How easily you discard me, Pony!

scorp all I can say is that at least they're making sure they don't procreate further and make new totally insensitive people .

I have an urge to say, "I'm sorry you're having a bad time, honey" except I never say "honey" so I won't.

evenin all.

(thinks that sounds like a comedy policeman, so hits everyone with giant inflatable truncheon).

Well todays symptoms are wombular twinges and sore nips. Oh and hunger. Oh my I am hungry.

An extra wack with the truncheon to scorps for the shitty day.

cosmoid how long till POAS?

And WHERE IS SKI??????

poas!

Oy, Cosmo, you sex pest, watch where you're putting that truncheon!

Well, you and smellsofwee are clearly updiffed so all we need now is some good news from extremelystinkydressinggown and it's a hat-trick!

Yes, where is Ski? It's not a proper babyfail without her to mock your just-gone 2WOOFLings in the face of the droid, in a knowing and bitter-for-your-loss manner!

I have been wondering the same re ski, it's most unlike her to be so restrained. I shall prod her tomorrow.

I ain't doin no poas until the weekend. Sorry.

ski said she had no tinterweb access at the new place. sure she'll be back with us soon.
I'm desperate to get my laptop back (been gone for repairs for ages) so I can once again keep up with you lot with watching TV and pretending to spend time with SFF.

Bring on the POASing!

That's not good enough. If she really cared about us she'd use telekinesis to get online.

hello, I'm back. Curly's right - no interweb at home yet and I was off sick yesterday. Have come in to discover I'm being sued. Joy, oh joyous joy. So right now I need an icklebaybee in my tummy more than anything - because what judge on earth would punish the preggo?

Has anyone POAS this morning you menkels?

What you being sued for?

Got first bout of morning sickness this morning. Hombre had to shoot down a side street and stop the car so I could get rid of my coffee and Pregnacare

Minor in the scheme of things but tediously stressed about it happening again now I'm at work, got a night out with the girls planned for tonight complete with reliance on public transport.

Feel quite crappy, like my eyes and my brain are out of synch. Am - don't want the next 6 weeks or so to be defined in this way.

I'll put the details in the other place...

Can you please POAS cunty - at least we get a good result when you do!

Have you considered self-medicating with cocktails? You poor thing, puking out of the car window is so "south of the river".

@ 'south of the river' I opened the car door cos I got a bit of clarss ain't it. Has made my throat muscles really sore

Beginning to think this is Not A Good Idea.

Undignified vomit first thing in the morning. Are you sure it's not just a really bad hangover?

Ski - sounds crapola. Grrrr.

It's 9ish and I'm already bored with today. All this trying to get pregnant lark seems to mean is waiting. I'm currently in the droid-is-departing, can SWI very soon wait. Then there's the is my temperature going to rise? wait. Then there's the 2WOOFL. Rinse and repeat.

And I wish that this person would stop posting and go to the fucking doctors. I smells troll...

Aww sorry cunty - was going to say 'yay' for the proper diffedness symptoms, but remembered your emetophobia... So given that we weren't allowed a couple of weeks ago, when can we start to get proper excited for you?!

I feel pretty sick this morning but I think I've got some kind of stomach bug thing as haven't been 'right' in that department for a while...

cunty Understand your concern and it's not minor. I would also be really worried about that. I was really lucky not to have been really affected, but it's just not nice, is it .

loonwee well there'll be no celebrating if I'm feeling like death, so IF I get that far, I think 12 weeks. I'm not even sure I want to celebrate - my thoughts seem to be concerned with banging frantically on the closing door to childlessness begging to be let back in.

I know that's a bit crap when some slags here are gagging for it, but if you can't be honest in the palace where can you be honest?

ski WTF is going on?

carrots It's all in the other place. Btw - I did get some SWI done last week but I had no FFJ when I was expecting to (weds-fri) - instead it came earlier in the week sun-mon which I did manage to do. Since Thursday I've had a total SWI-fail, not even dutysex.

weewee I might explode with tension waiting for you to POAS

cunty I did spend my period of being updiffed wishing I wasn't... of course then I wasn't and I wished I was - can't win... v. understandable tho..