30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

quick punch to BESHies

I am busy today - which is annoying...

Just off to Post Office for scorpalina

cunty my MIL lives right by wimbledon - so I iz always over there - walking dog on common etc...

I am trying not to think about baybeez/ droids etc this month. We haven't exactly SWI - cos I wasn't watching for the dates... I know droid should arrive sometime in early Nov - but not this week... And arrive it will.. Just need to get this month out of the way before venturing back to insanity.

Quiet in here today. Still no droid for me. That's two and a half days late now. Just been to check on norks (speshly for you guys and no further veinyness to report

Where is our hairy little VAG? I miss her

I am feeling absolutely pregnant in the nork department. I'd totally forgotten how pregnant norks feel. Utterly irritated that it's impossible to be anything other than post egg-laying as if I get this every month I will be needing pre- and post-ov bras.

Had a row at work, feeling all sensitive and weepy, oh woe is me @ myself for being a ponce.

'tis quiet - probably just as well because I have work to get on with. Temp slumped below coverline today. I'm desperately hoping it's a one-off but seeing as I am going away this weekend and I have a conference on Tuesday, I'll pretty much bet the droid is going to make a bid to ruin my knickers with very bad timing.

Ravenous today after feeling sick yesterday. Wishing the day away so I can take my temp again in the morning...

Any more news scorps?
Fingers and ovaries crossed for the frozen cuntshine triplets, and for poo to get some hot action.

for droid-hit Bess and Cunty's losses, but very happy to hear of continuing diffed symptoms. Am I right to think that after months/years of wanting symptoms there are some that will wear thin very, very quickly?

Mad rush again, sorry but wanted to see this website.... in my 2WOOLFing madness last month I have subscribed to anything and everything re TTC, saw this link in an email and thought it might help us all go completely menkul

www.pregnology.com

hope everyone ok, sorry to hear that bastard droid has appeared

I am going to read back and dish out loads of violence as soon as the office snoop disappears

Please explain the norks carrots I have no prior experience of diffed-ness, and very little to speak of in the way of norks, so I am a little ignorant? (My right mozzie bite has sharp pains...)

why you tease me with new website one minute before end of lunchbreak?

Gasper I appear to have got over the main instigator of miscarriage, which is finding out I am diffed. On both occasions - the first I didn't even notice I was late (for paternal reasons) until about 2 weeks past due-droiditude (in those days, those heady days, I didn't know anything about how pregnancy occurred aside from the obvious, or what a cycle looked like apart from ones with 2 wheels and a big 1000cc engine), and then just after that it started, and the second one started the day after I found out. SO now I am 10 days since finding out and therefore I am hopelessly cautiously optimistic.

Feel bilious today, but each time it has been solved with a big burp. Not great in a Senior Management Team meeting

cunty good news. xx

casper mine feel a bit tingly, and quite tender, especially when pressed. They're also a bit swollen (prob where the tenderness and tingling is coming from). It also felt a bit like this when my milk came in, and VERY tingly when the milk flowed. Quite nice at that point . Would you have the option to BF if you wanted or would the drugs mean you couldn't?

Anyway, I've made the decision that I'm absolutely post-ov and have issued a moratorium on sex, at least for a week. I'm starting to walk like John Wayne, and YOB, while still enthusiastic, is also a little worse for wear

Ski you ok? What's going on?

Well hello BESHies!

Just reporting in for duty. Droid finally finished on Friday and managed to get some hot action in on Saturday night. Hubbie still seems keen on the whole SWI plan, so we're all systems go. Not sure what cycle day I'm on since droid was playing such silly buggers this month, so will just have to pay attention to my gusset on a regular basis instead.

Sorry to hear about droid arrivals

Anyway, stiff upper fanjos everyone! I'm off to the bar - anyone for a raspberry daiquiri?

By the way, what's FFJ?

Fruity fanjo juice?

Feeling fruity juice?

Fanjo friendly juice?

Fifi foofoo jugs?

Hey blue

I would count day 1 as the first day of any (in knickers) sign of droid, if that helps.

FFJ = fertile fanny juice, but, I like the idea of it being fruity!!

Ola Carrots!

Thanks for clearing up the fanny juice for me

Was it you that told me this thread was like crack? Coz you were so very very right!

eeewwww, carrots cleaned up blabber's fanny juice

juvenile, I know... I'll go and get on with my work

p.s. weewee has to be diffed

Did you just post about weewee so that you could have the Satanic number of the beast?

giggle at casper, firstly over FFJ comment (which made me laff) but mostly at her actually apologising for that, given what usually comes out of her mouth

Hadn't even crossed me addled little mind camel

Come on rots I might be crude, but not normally that juvenile . Suffering extreme PC stress today. It keeps jamming up the programme I'm using resulting in much use of foul language through gritted teeth and trips to MN while I wait for things to get moving again (thankfully t'internet works even with other stuff don't)

with if [JD]

blue I think it was the curlyone who said it was like crack cocaine - she's not wrong!

casper - I suppose not, but it was actually pretty funny

Thanks curly for the vote of confidence! I agree - I think I am diffed no matter what them stoopid piss sticks say! What do they know eh? I'm resolved not to POanotherone until Friday tho - which seems very far away...

Evenin'. I see without the calming influence of a stable, mature woman like myself, this place has descended into chaos Stop mixing FFJ with gin - that's not what it's for, fools!

Well, I had a cunt of a day. Was (am) miserable re: braaaahn bits and the approaching droid and a wee bit PMT-ish and of course the ONLY people who came into work were either absolute wankers pissing me off or mothers with baybees and toddlers. And then the friend in RL who knows I'm TTC because she overheard me on the phone to my mum in my break, ages ago, came in and asked me outright how TTC is going, in front of 2 other colleagues. Despite me swearing her to secrecy. Cow. Quick-thinkingly, I pretended that it was a hilarious joke because there were so many adorable younguns about Or at least, my colleagues had the grace to pretend they believed me Then the blabbermouth 'friend' needed the loo and asked me to hold her baby son whilst she went, which I did and she was gone for ages and I thought I might either cry or run off down the street with him. Then she moaned about how her and her DH are so fertile they're still having to use the pill and condoms and about how it's harder for them to prevent updiff than get updiffed, which was just what I wanted to hear. WHY would you tell a 37-yr old who is TTC that? Why? Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy? Who is it helping? I'm surprised she didn't ask me which hole we're using for baybeemekkin'.

FFS.

On a less MeMeMe note, I think Weeface is updiffed too. Someone oughta be!

And people like this can fuck off as well

Oh Scorps that does sound v insensitive would some mindless violence help?

I've made myself feel better by having a big Atheist hissyfit on AIBU