30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

PS - shit, I nearly forgot!

Ski Pony and the other horseygirls, I cracked up the other night, I was thinking of you Brits and turned on bbc-usa and Graham Norton show had on an american - Reese Witherspoon and they did a story that she already knew about the WORLDS SMALLEST HORSE! 15 in tall in all, I imagined all of you putting your little ones on it, for a set of training wheels!

Sorry for misspellings in earlier post... sugar coma hard to type in handcuffs.

Beshes, thought I should drop in quickly to say I may not be able to access you all for a few days (potential over shoulder nosiness ahead this week and no internet dans the evenings). Just wanted to drop off some love/ punches while I can.

Hawaii 5-0 Snogging is kissing of the non peck variety...

My symptoms have also dropped off. Tried on some work attire earlier and it appears I have put on about a stone in a month. Trying to be hopeful but no veiny norks and wombular pains have settled down. Also no nausea. Reckon the goddam droid will be with me by the end of the coming week. Bastard bloody droid!

If there are any announcements made this week can someone please let me know via t'other place. I will do my best to drop in but I fear I will be in the dark this week

Hawaiaiaiaian gosh, really? That's THREE frozen babies being uploaded? Wow... I thought they didn't put multiple mbreoz up anymore coz of the high risk of multiples. Crikey.

Snog = kiss - never realised that was a brit word

Actually, YOB and I took DS to a kiddie farm yesterday and we saw some miniature Shetlands which are tiny ponies. DS wanted to ride them (not that it was offered) but at 5 he's already too big for them!

Casper ok so you're about 4-5 days ahead of me. I've still not had a temp surge, and am hoping that the Lh surge the OPK promised will lead to a temp surge tomorrow. DH hopes so too . Really sorry to hear how tough things are for you. Can you go back on meds when you catch a baybee? Is there a problem with things getting worse while you're on meds, or when you take them again do you go back to normal?

peewee eeeek. Now I'm really stressed, wot with you and scorps AND being worried about the friendly ghost lady

pollypoopoo I hope you're not reading this and instead are serving chilli, tits-out. What a great mental image that is . Great suggestion. Just make sure you don't touch any of that chili near his nether regions [eeeek emoticon].

cunty glad you're still knocked-up, my lovely. Good job of leg crossing going on. Has the WD40 thing happened much? Hope you don't mind me asking .

I'm on day 17 I think (need to check chart) so well within "normal" range for laying an egg. Had FFJ on and off all day but seems to have dried up so am VERY MUCH hoping for temp surge tomorrow and I can properly start 2barking.

carrots We're just SFF at the moment, next week for SWI.

medee excellent! So we have a proper caravan going

carrots just the twice, both earlier this year just after I lost my dad which made it more

Anyway all ok so far bit of pinky-braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn but so little it's almost negligible and I suspect it's the left overs of a good cervical rub Hombre gave me yesterday morning

cunty bad time. Really crossing everything for you. You still feeling well?

I want a teeny-tiny pony AND a baybee. Where are they?

Extreme, don't get out of the race just yet; quick, here is my baton Don't be away too long either, my love

Cuntshine, hope all goes a-ok, but can't help feeling that 3 is a little selfish; you Yanks just have to do things bigger and better, don't you? I guess after TTC since 1426, you deserve more than one...

Curly, hope your shoulder gets better asap. A nice baybee should take your mind off things Maybe if you ask tehbabyjebus very, VERY nicely... ? When I say 'Stilton Norks', for me that really is like in days of yore when aristocratic wimminz used to paint on green/blue mega-veins on their cleavage so they looked all delicate and untouched by the sun an' shiz. Still wanna spew and tits bursting out of my biggest bra but now the braaaaaaaahn bits have started, so we know the fat lady has started her warm-up

BTW, I hope that 'dog tossing a carrot' isn't some vile Scottish euphemism

Cunty, am sure you will be fine. Remember that a rigorous rogering at any time can occasionally make the old cervix bleed regardless of womb contents, so as you say, it's sure to be that. Did you remember to use that blu-tack up there?

PS Bet that timing made your bereavement all the more special.

Light bleeding has started; can no longer delude self it's implantation bleeding. Tears and womb lining shed. Hate world.

Why is there no [wails hysterically] emoticon?

Oh scorpy dunno what to say. Erudite as ever

Feel like coming over to yours and punching you out in person.

carrots I'm ok thanks - light-headed and insatiably hungry, only time I feel bit sicky is when I'm hungry, but it's vague stomach dis-ease, not nausea or anything, and I've often been unable to distinguish hunger from nausea anyway as a by-product of my emetophobia...

Where is ski We need to spit roast scorpy

At the risk of hogging this thread, scorpy I started miscarrying the first time the day we scattered my dad's ashes. How's that for dream timing?

Cunty, that takes the Olympic gold for shittest timing ever How you're not typing your stuff from a padded cell, I don't know (says a lot about your strength).

No need to punch or spit-roast me (lezzer), am miserable enough as it is, ta. Next few months of TTC equal late Aug baby timing I have been telling TYF off for not filling me with baybees at the right time. Or at all.

Things could obvy be a lot worse, as your nightmare example proves. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to wallow in the jacuzzi of self-pity. The walls are plastered with pictures of heavily pregnant teen mums smoking and boozing and I need to hate myself and life a bit more.

scorp at the risk of sounding like the eternal optimist, did it develop into a full droid... or... is there still a chance??

Day 18 for me and still no temp spike. I'm tempted to think that given low levels of FFJ there's just not enough hormone to trigger an egg laying, even though there was enough for the OPK. Boobies a little tender since yesterday in a way I remember from last time so glad I'm temping otherwise I would be hoping!!

so sorry chicky-do-da about you not being able to delude be hopeful anymore about the burfday cycle. Ahh - as for you and carrots placing complaints with the higher ups about my 3 freezer beezers... don't be too jealous, it is on account of my advanced maternal age (old barren femme I am) and my barreness (did I already mention that?) Us here yanks in the real world (not octomom WTF world) usually get 2 or 3 embies - part of the reason is that they froze them in sets of three, so that's how the come, three beans to a pod. It ups my chances for a singleton - and we all know that since trying since 1492 I deserve a few extra % points, dammit!!!

snog = tonsil hockey, got it!

cunty that's a ton of bricks to carry all at the same time - dad and lickleangelbaby the same day?!?!- I drop my frozen fish at your feet, I've lost the will to thwack. Good news is that you're still diffed at the moment. Ahh, that helps regain some of my strength! [hulk emoticon] Anyone need a hit of fish? Hang in there, beautiful!

extremlycute can we go break something to make up for the loss of symptoms? I saw a nice plate glass window showcasing some of this year's latest dressing gowns, perhaps a well placed kettle bell would help???

poopoo how are youyou?

Morning all.

I had a lot of catching up to do on this thread, you've all been such eager beavers posting so much.

Scorps any update? It's prob too late to tell you this but lumpy boobs are quite common when you're ovulating or your droid is due, it's something to do with hormones.

CU how are things? I had a bit of bleeding at 8 weeks when I was updiffed with dd, all was fine.

I got droid on Sat

Poor Bessie Another running mate fallen by the wayside...

The 'output' has turned to the classic braaaaahn bits and my temp is down a bit and my breasts have deflated and unveinyfied. Am pissed off because, being the nerd I am, I actually charted my menstrual cycle for 6 months before we started TTC so I would know what symptoms and signs I got when and where in the cycle so I wouldn't get pre-droid and updiff confused. And I never had sickness, giganta-tits, stilton norks or sensitive sense of smell like I have just had, so who knows WTF has been going on.

And who cares? I'm so fed up and bored now. I'm going to buy a chihuahua, put it in a preemie babygro, breastfeed it and have done with the whole malarky.

Cunty, how are things? Have been thinking about you (and not just my usual sordid fantasies)...

PS And Cuntshine, I don't begrudge you your 3 ice ice babies at all. Hope they ALL take

Hmm, def got tender and tingly boobs. Don't know why. I also think my thermometer may be not working. It's been consistantly showing temps right at the bottom or below the bottom of my chart (36 / 36.1) and I tried taking it again after I'd had breakfast, got DS ready for school and had a shower - still 36.1. Doesn't sound right to me..?

Morning gorgeous BESHies.

Hello Cuntshine, I'm snivelling into a tissue okay thanks. Even though I'm on day 12 and FFJ is there, TG is on a major downer about sumfink and has lost his mojo. This is my last month to get diffed before appt with fertility clinic and I am DESPERATE to get up the duff this month. > I didn't dare serve dinner with me tits out, although I did later tell him about the suggestion. His response was one raised eyebrow complete with withering look and a 'humph'. The fucker

Oooh 3 ickle frozen baybees - how exciting! I've got everything crossed for you my darlin, out of those 3 you deserve at least 4 for the length of time you've been at it.

Bessie sorry the droid got you, have a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Cunty how are you today? Can't believe the shittiness of your luck earlier this year

Right, better go get showered and defluff my legs before acupuncture... somehow I always end up going to my appt with hairy legs or toes or both, or really old scabby nail varnish flaking off onto the carpet. I am determined this time not to show myself up again.

Laters hagbags.

Just read that tingle-boobs are a sign of post-ovulation. I'm therefore pretty confident I've laid an egg and my thermometer is just crap. So I'm officially barking.

Feeling a bit guilty about starting my barking when bessie and scorps are just at the end of a cycle

PooPoo, if he's going to be a mardy git, can't you persuade him to give you a hate fuck?

I'm lucky that TYF is a man of simple tastes and needs - if he's ever moody or sad, I just whip 'em out and he's in hog heaven. NB I don't do this in public Well, not all the time.

Ahhh, who am I kidding?

Seriously though, your fella needs a kicking - tell him that you need a shag NOW and that whatever he's sulking about can wait until after that. Silly bugger. Next time serve dinner on his head.

I might try acupuncture - just realised that I can get it free with HSA, so what am I waiting for? I never beautify for stuff like that - I figure that they've 'seen worse'... whilst ignoring the fact that it's probably me who's set that 'worst' standard in the past

Carrots, that temp sounds v low - are you leaving the thermomomomomometer in for long enough? I have one that beeps then tells me the number when it's been in long enough.

scorp I know, that's what I've been thinking. Yes, mine bleeps, decent electronic one, but it was the one I used when I caught with DS who is now 5... maybe I need a new one! I think I have a spare in the cupboard somewhere so I will cross check with that, and go shopping if necessary.

pooey In full agreement with scorp. What's wrong with him? This can't wait!!