30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

i is def looking for wombular action - oh yes

That sounds so wrong...is like dogging but with uteruses (uteriii?)

any stirrings in your Uncle Bulgarias?

(suffering nosey buggerr work colleague troubles when it comes to having MN on screen)

Yes Ponybum (snort) it is a steady diet of odd stuff, not good stuff, but bland stuff, plus small stuff, else pouk stuff.

Gin!!! have a fAAAb (=A+++) holiday, shin scrapes back.

Wimbledon: pah, so common (I'sa near there too).

Frej hello me hearty.

Right, off to join Bum in her special yorskhire yoghurt corner.

Carrots - go fuck yer man! My 2nd line when POKing is never exactly as dark but all physical signs say Thunderbirds are GO (to lay an egg), so don't fret over such teensy details (says I, the queen of neuroses)

Welcome Stream! I too have a lovely, 'puter-obsessed manchild full of youthful happyspunk after wasting My Best Child-bearing YearsTM on a total lying wanker, as ski said (I swear that woman compiles Stasi-style files on us all), so I am always here for a bitch about cunty Exes.

Thank you Pony for your delusions encouragement. As the world's oldest Mum, you are a font of wisdom and we venerate you as such

The Hadron Collider is that invention; it looks into the future, after all, so will be able to tell all of us the exact moment we will get updiffed. Shurely.

scorps my love, perhaps the implantation blood was just very very lazy and took its time to come out?

Anyhow, I'm woofling like a proper mentalist now. TGO is also woofling with me. I have vague nausea, a mild headache, lots of saliva, I izzunt liking the taste of the booze (this is extremely unusal indeed) and I have a kind of burning in the back of my throat.

I iz on dpo.

Waddayafink?

welcome new people. I'm not around that much, bastard job doesn't let me on tinternet in the day.

Did I also mention the frequent and exceedingly stinky wind?

you're all out doing something exciting with your lives aren't you???

I'm here, Cosmo - where do you think the teetotaller of the palace would be on a Friday night?

It all sounds promising... but in the usual 2WOOFL vague way. Why can't pg symptoms be totally different from other 'lady feelings'? BAH. No more 'hint of a tint' yet, but am feeling a bit pre-menstrual. Fucksocks.

I have vague nausea, light headache and a bit too much saliva all the time. So where is MY baybee? You do realise that if I'm not updiffed but anyone else is, I shall accuse them of stealing my burfday baybee, don't you?

Right, I have no period, lots of FJ, achy boobs and feelings like I am going to come on but without actually coming on. => what I had when I was pg before. And I have been grumpy (=> inconclusive). However I POASed again and it just sniggered quietly. Aaaargghhh.

morning ladies, not been on for a few days, but nothing to report anyway. Hope you are all 2Woofling/ SWI as apprporiate.

Cosmo I may start 2woofling on your behalf. Those symptoms sound exceptionally good this time. You may wear the symptom crown today. I reckon you are on to something. Obviously as Scorps symptoms mirror those of Cos then then same applies.

I am 8dpo so I can be in your gang Ski , though I did start 2woofling as soon as the bad thing had been done (a few times). I reckon this is not my month. Not sure I should have period pains from like-2-days after OV, but I have pretty much had them for the full 2Woofl up to this point.

I'm hoping one of the diffed ladies will pounce in at this point to say that is Eggzactly what happened to them... [taps fingers on keyboard waiting for the pounce]

That or I need to go and have a dildocam up my foofoo 'cause summat ain't right....

awe longwee I am gonna keep everything crossed for you . How many dpo are you? Is it too early to POAS? I seem to remember someone posted stats on how long it takes those damn things to give the correct result.... (stats = Ski ?)

Hey Medeee

The madness is ramping up as we speak. I think the coming week may be our best yet..

I think Weebaby is going to take the diff prize next, followed by Cosmoreluck and Eggstreme. Dunno what my hint of a tint is about. Will prolly go to loo in a bit and see proper braaahn or red. Am in an almighty grump; scared my mardiness will raise the dead, seeing as it's Hallowe'en.

Anyone else think that Eggstreme seems a bit too eager to get the dildocam?

BTW, ski, if you're imagining our accents, I'm from T' Peak District. The only sleb I can think of from the same area is Vivienne Westwood. You may also imagine me in the infamous 'nude' bodysuit with fabric figleaf, if it helps

Can I just say, apropos of nothing, that TYF is the loveliest man in the world? We've been living together one year as of today and it's been bloody heavenly

accents? I'm posh Glasgow (and yes, there is such a thing!)

Morning all,
Well I appear to finally have a bi-phasic (so far) temp chart. I'm putting yesterday's dip down to my exceptionally disturbed night's sleep thanks to SFF's night out antics. Way up at 98.62F today so I am, rightly or not, claiming that I did ovulate on CD13, and am therefore 4DPO and ready for some proper, grown-up 2WOOFling. Have mild crampy pains and sharp foo foo pains, plus need to pee at least every hour... proburbly the tea though

scorp you know that brraahhn stuff is implantation - a great birthday and living-together anniversary present for you and TYF

Loving the sound of those symptoms weewee, cos and sitter. Are any of you in appropriate POAS territory? (Rather than being menkal before/two days after ov?)

While I am on, did anyone see the TV series Tell Me You Love Me? Been watching bits on TV on Demand. One couple who have stopped shagging, one couple shagging loads but don't trust each other and one couple with a proper BESH woman driving what appears to be a jailbait husband round the bend with her 2WOOFling and POASing

OOh medee, are you a bit Kelvinsaaaiidde? Love it

I've quite a soft west coast of Scotland accent, with tinges of Edinburgh, Gloucestershire and Shropshire

My tits hurt...

south of the river, but yes, CC!

Morning fellow desperate hags, I missed all the manic 2woofling last night as I was in bed by 9... sad isn't it - and TG couldn't even wake me up to SWI.

I am most excited by the symptoms ladydeez... I think we may even get a bumper batch of diffs this month. Cosmo Wee Scorp and Extreme how soon can you POAS?! I'm not sure if I can stand the wait... DO IT NOW DO IT NOW!!! Perleaaaase.... we need some good news

I'm on day 10 and the FFJ is flowing so we should be SWI but we're both knackered and ill so I'm not holding out much hope this month (but in my deluded little head, that is exactly the thing to say if you want to get diffed this month).

Hello newbies, I'm Poo, we've been ttc no 2 for 18 LONG months, I've got an appt for the fertility clinic 1st Dec which I was looking forward to until Ski pointed out that I would be patronised and asked stupid questions like 'are you having sex?'. I'm married to the TG (the giant) and have DD (Boo - 2.3) and a very expensive but beautiful english bull terrier. Welcome to the palais!

Ok, anyone fancy a nice bottle of Plymouth sloe gin? Ah go on go on go on go on

And Carrots I'm quite liking the sound of that TV show... will go see if I can download it

I can't help it, Medee will forever sound like Rab C. Nesbitt in my head now

Casper, can I squeeze and feel your B-cups? For scientific purposes only, you understand

Braaaaaahn-ness may indeed be an implantation sign, but at only a few days before the dastardly droid is due, it is more likely to be a pre-droid clear-out of 'old stuff'. A de-cluttering of his room, you might say.

PS I found this fine example of Derbyshire accents on youtube. It's not my family, but they do talk properly - saying thee and thah, and 'snap' instead of food, etc.:

Sorry, www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDDlpEW4g_8

Cheers for the vote of confidence y'all, but I'm 14DPO, due on today, but got the big fat nada. My only twoofly hope is that the forrin piss-sticks I get here aren't very sensitive. Last time I only got a really faint line at over a week late - so I will twoofle with that till the droid sings...