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Mid 30s TTC - Simply The BESH... BESHer than all the rest!

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Scorpette · 16/09/2009 11:30

Come on in, ladies. I've had a widescreen telly installed and there's a big cupboard full of 80s teen movies if anyone's interested. New and more secure cages for our prey are being delivered soon. There's a big picture of a desert over the bar, a loudly ticking clock in the corner and bowls of raisins, currants and sultanas on every table; everything the discerning BESH could ask for...

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HawaiianCuntShine · 01/10/2009 19:08

x) shine who is too drugged up to have one stick!

skihorse · 01/10/2009 19:10

Hawaiian Now I'm not jealous of Hawaii, but Colorado yes! I skiied Breck, Keystone and Vail this winter. I twisted my ankle falling in the street on Breck on my first day so didn't make it to Beaver Creek, Copper or A-basin and I'll admit I had the worst day's skiing of my life in Vail. I hate Vail so much that I've vowed to return to kick its ass!

HawaiianCuntShine · 01/10/2009 19:13

Back in the day, (old BESHie talk) WinterPark was always my favorite local ski resort, great runs!!! Unfortunately my local sources tell me after the "renovation" it's not as good anymore.

Is it true you can "never go home again"?

HawaiianCuntShine · 01/10/2009 19:16

Is it sad or good that my temping charts have been replaces with Food and Excercise Diaries???

How many calories are in my morning bloody mary, that's all I need to know!

HawaiianCuntShine · 01/10/2009 19:18

replaceD not replaceS - Like Curly I have a headache, but this one is med induced, I hate downregging! Day 2!

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Scorpette · 01/10/2009 19:19

Funnily enough, I AM A Rh-neg (is that what 'Rh-ve' means?). WHY put new fears into my head, Ski, WHHHHY? Do I not appear preposterously neurotic enough as it is?!

And I agree with Cunty - no August-born birthdays: I don't want no lagging-behind kid AND Leos wind me up. You're all going to tell me you're Leos, aren't you? Gits.

You missed

x) Laurie and her man's siamese mong spunk.
x1) HWS who's been TTC since 1842.

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HawaiianCuntShine · 01/10/2009 19:23

Something new to google!!!

Capricorn, here!

Scorp while your 1842 is nearly accurate, I've already added myself as number x)

Your 2WOOFL madness is starting to effect your observation skills!

CurlyCasper · 01/10/2009 20:08

scorp now clearly sex goddess would not be enough to pinpoint you, seeing as the palace is full of'em (that's our problem - too much goddess not enough mother)

As for my thieving, right colour, wrong food. It woz all the cheezeee wotzits wot I took

CurlyCasper · 01/10/2009 20:15

Tv quote of the evening:

"He boned it off cleanly"

Can you guess what it is?

CUNextTuesday · 01/10/2009 20:31

\O Pisces. Loads of pink and fluffy characteristics absolutely no common sense

CurlyCasper · 01/10/2009 20:38

Another capricorn here. "classy, practical, reliable and thoughtful"

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Scorpette · 01/10/2009 20:53

I think my name somewhat betrays MY starsign. Interesting factoids about Pisceans: mostly likely to be alkies. Most likely to live longest.

Curly - you been watching advance copies of Must Have Baybee? Or Masterchef: The Professionals?

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CUNextTuesday · 01/10/2009 20:56

Alkies yes, longevity i do hope not!

scorps nobody could accuse you of being in the closet on facecrack could they!! Tell me the mechanics of GETTING pregnant on 10th Oct? Surely you will either know by then or be hosting the droid?

(nearly had that as 'druid' - the mind boggles)

ginhag · 01/10/2009 21:44

Umm am cancerian,and therefore Not Good Enough to be some picky fuckin BESH's child (as late in school year...am almost a leo)

but my son is a Capricorn, is that good?

And as a cancerian I does love pisceans.

also have no idea what sort of description I should have on ski's list - maybe 'used up her chances'??

CUNextTuesday · 01/10/2009 21:47

Ok here's a thing. If we organised BESHFest in a field somewhere in the cuntrysoide. ho would be in the line up? Each of you can have two (old or new, still around/alive or not). I'll start:

  1. James Taylor Quartet
  2. Depeche Mode
ginhag · 01/10/2009 21:50

Ps shortncurlies mani is definitely not classy. Or practical... Are capricorns also mental and ...umm... sticky????

ginhag · 01/10/2009 21:52
  1. bob marley
  2. nirvana
ginhag · 01/10/2009 21:53

I have more. Can I have more than 2??????

CUNextTuesday · 01/10/2009 21:55

Not yet. Wait your turn

ginhag · 01/10/2009 22:04

Yeah but I'm here in the fucking BESHfest planning meeting, giving it at least 155%

They snooze,they lose. Let's have 1 more each.

Go on
go on
go on
go on

idealcamel · 01/10/2009 22:10

Throwing Muses
Billy Bragg

I have a gazillion more, but I'm happy to share nicely.

Ponymum · 01/10/2009 22:12

Very stern look at ginhag's suggestion that there is such a thing as 155%. For shame.

  1. The Cure
  2. The Killers

I include The Killers because I saw one song of theirs at Live 8 and have needed to see more ever since. Plus I am sure that hearing their cover of Dire Straights' Romeo and Juliet live would make us all spontaneously ovulate, so that will help the BESH cause no end.

Ponymum · 01/10/2009 22:14

Wonder what kimdeal will have to say on this?

ginhag · 01/10/2009 22:19

Crikey. Am suitably shamed.

Very pleased pony picked The Cure.

ginhag · 01/10/2009 22:21

Also v happy bout billy bragg.

am good at sharing actually,was just bored and overexcited.

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