Mid 30s TTC - Simply The BESH... BESHer than all the rest!

[Scorpette]

Come on in, ladies. I've had a widescreen telly installed and there's a big cupboard full of 80s teen movies if anyone's interested. New and more secure cages for our prey are being delivered soon. There's a big picture of a desert over the bar, a loudly ticking clock in the corner and bowls of raisins, currants and sultanas on every table; everything the discerning BESH could ask for...

Hawaii50 * I have tracked you down.

(* am in no way insinuating that is your age.)

pinky swear, VERY discreet - but I reserve the right to have a verbal vomit on my own status if I ever do cross the finish line with ribbon in hand...

Right ski is on her horse, cosmo is covered in mud, scorps won't let me add her as a friend - is it the camel who works for a certain publisher of romantic fiction??

I'm with you Cosmosis! We do a lot of Hawaii references around here. I was thinking today I should drop some pidgin on you titas and see if you could pla wit dat!

You know, da kine! Jus a haole-gurl here!

Hai, Lyra, I haz friended you on Facebook. I'm the red-head in the left of the photo, lest you get confused.

Hawaii Can't find you at all. Am either an idiot or blind. Apols.

Cosmosis Dressing gown envy! Gah!

lyra no swi mentioning on FB we promisez.

Blimey tis the fb love in again. Still haven't sorted anything out to rejoin so I will wander off and do something else for a bit.

I have a crappy looking cardboard garage to paint anyway.

Lyra - send me a message (it'll let you do that), mentioning 'Lyra', etc., and I'll friend you, mmmkay? DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

why is that camel you can't find me in a sea of millions??? c'mon!

try searching under one of our common friend's friends list (scorpy should be so proud of my apostrotastrophies!) trouble is I can't think of a hint that would only help YOU find me and not some REPORTER!

Total lunacy, now I'm sending requests to people I don't even know... hope one of you has red hair!

Potentially me. Hello!

gin Stop being a FB holdout, set up a fake account with a one time email under the name "ginhag" and snoop happily at all our pictures. See "Gin Palace" for details... No one from RL will ever find you and you can laugh at all of us...

Lyra - if you do send me a msg, I might not get it till tonight, so don't feel rejected if I don't friend you asap.

Please do

Now all that's left is Lyra (and Gin, I agree with Camel) - btw I wish I could shut up my neighbor's DOG!!!

I'm going to try to find you lyra. not surprisingly, I am very curly, and will appear in mutual friends of six BESHies

scratch that - you already found me! HCS is my only Hawaiian friend...

Can you really set up a fake name account on FB? I am so dim I have never even looked at the site.

scorp I am actually of your nausea attacks. So I think that makes me madder than you. And you know that's very mad.

I have a fibroid the size of a tennis ball in my womb.

VAG I really would add to the chorus of "prolly just an anovulatory cycle". Last time I was ttc I think I had the opposite happen. I had a 21 day test and they said yes, you ov'd, so just go away and have sex and stop bothering us. But now that I know more, that cycle was one of the few I had of normal length, so they probably caught the one time I was ov'ing, as opposed to all the other 45+ day cycles where I probably wasn't. Long winded way of saying one test does not paint a full picture of what is going on, so def have another.

ski I thought of you when walking yesterday. Beautiful alpine paths through pretty woods, lots of hoof prints and cheval poopoo. I thought, how lovely this would be for riding , but what a pity abut all the ski lifts everywhere. Ha ha! Obviously the perfect place for you.

camel really will try n get round to it. Would feel I should post some pics etc or not really fair, so it's just a case of being arsed to set the thing up really.

Anyway, Very Important Breaking News....

My mojo has been missing,presumed dead. It went into hiding thru pregnancy and breastfeeding, then put in a brief appearance before properly fucking off after the missed miscarriage and the 'orribleness that ensued.

But it came back this week! Woop woop woop!! You have no idea how good this makes me feel.

gin Where was it? Mine seems to be buried under layers of bleurgh and ew. Do you think it might be in the same place that yours was?

Would a BESHIE with the real-life initial "J" please stand-up. You keep coming up as a mutual BESH friend but I can't work out who you are. Pretty sure I have previously attempted to befriend you...

It was wallowing in a pit of misery and crappy self-esteem!

But it somehow dragged itself out and got back to me,and after a bit of hosing down and a polish is practically good as new!

me so happy. Thought I was gonna be a bit numb and convinced I was no longer sexy for ever.

But it's not true! I am sexy! Yes I fucking am!!!

HOOOOORAY

Gin Well done you! Today is clearly a Good Day to shop. Or breed. Whichever takes your fancy.

ponymum funny, I actually sold my house last year which was next to a wee ski resort, I used to canter up and down the pistes in the summer.

I'm glad to hear everyone has found everyone else. Phew, my work is done!

Anyone else having nutter symptoms?

Aargh you fucking cunts - and I mean the newbie fb girls here. What is it with the glamorous locations? Get Fucking lyra - every photo looks like "Challenge Anneka" and as for hawaiian and her bloody "Hawaii". Tsk. More dressing-gowns in Hull please!

Glam locations? Hell, that's scared me off FB - nowt glam about Caaaardiff!

Oh I don't know laurie, how about a boat in Roath Park... Tiger Bay? Sully Island. Penarth - oooh, you can't beat Penart!