Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

I have added a ridiculous pic of myself from last Hallowe'en and written far too much about myself on my profile page.

This page is all going very 'Hey Mickey'.

(In case you ask, it's all about letting a gay guy you fancy take you up the Gary Glitter. Who'd-a thunk it?)

Incidentally, why is anal sex illegal for heterosexuals but not for homosexuals? The law is an ass (pun intended)

Ski's pearls thing made me laugh out loud. Though a woman with a pearl necklace has no place being shocked at another's bum fun. Especially when they're brown pearls.... ew, that's all going horribly wrong in my imagination now.

iggy welcome to the coven.it's your round...

What???scorp writing a lot? How out of character.

Scorpy you are a very glam type. Anyone own up to being potato-faced like me? (nope, not inserting pic)

piggy - yep, picked just the wrong moment there but welcome nonetheless.

Can I request the four Desparate Romantics for a special dark corner of the Palace? A 'specially warm corner will do, where they can get all sweaty....

Go fuck-a yourself, gin! you're just jealous of my mini tophat.

My God, she's STILL at it over there. It's like trying to kill a Zombie. What IS the MN equivalent of 'remove the head or destroy the brain'? She signs off her last comment by saying she hopes me and ski get updiffed asap - after slating us royally. Is this Mean Girls Net now? ME-OW

v. glam pic scorp

Am no way putting one of mine on the profile... have fear of people I know in the outside world being on here an finding out that am backpedalling wildly on previous assertion that I never want kids..

anyway - gin for all, i have got them in

Yeah scorp but if you bothkeep trying to have the last word you will still be fighting when the world is ruled by mean robots and keanu is wearing dodgy shades and a big black mac...

Try my mantra: IDGAFIYABUON.

Not good for your blood pressure,all this virtual warfare.real life is stressful enough

I like the top hat btw.am not jealous as it would not go with my skanky grunge-chic personal style....

Cheers piggy!

Where's Beshie - did we scare her off already?

I thought I was being cool and outre

Well I did about an hour ago lol

iggypiggy lol @ "backpeddling wildly" - welcome to the coven, you'll fit RIGHT in!

Scorpette ain't you glam? Yeh... I thought she'd probably say something condescending along the lines of us being barren.

VAG me, me, me! I'm a potato-face! Or as I like to say "butaa'a" in my best Waynetta. Scorpette looks dainty and was a dancer, I can carry heavy stuff and letching at someone across the dancefloor whilst clutching a pint apparently is not technically "dancing"!.

Ski Yeah, but we tag-team well, don't we? BOOYAH! I'm (annoyingly) not so dainty anymore, but I am a shortarse. If I took up horseriding it'd have to be on a shetland pony PS you definitely didn't look potato-y in those pics so SHADDAP!

RE: my pic - I feel no fear of anyone recognising me from it as it goes without saying that I am resoundedly UNglam in RL 99.9% of the time (I also generally appear in full colour, btw). Although here in the gin Palace, I am bedecked in full 50s 'Cheesecake' Pin-up attire, seamed stockings and all

gin But I ALWAYS get the last word! ME! I WIN! MEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm not at all happy about scorpette's to-do with londonlottie on the unscientific poll thread being dragged into this thread. Nor scorpette's and ski's views being implied to be the collective views of the people on this thread.

I have my own opinions.

Can we please keep personal disagreements on other threads away from here, and just keep it as a nice supportive thread please?

so would it annoy the hell out of you if I said something like;

'Well not in this case scorp as this is officially the Last Word and therefore I,the Winner,have win and you are now the Scorp Loser (no returns)'

???

impish

I second don'ttry (in fact I may have firsted this opinion a short while ago)

I'm a lover,not a fighter.And I'm not even very good at that.

seriously,I really am not interested in the 'heated debate'/fighting side of mn.and that is why I spend more time in the palace than anywhere else.

if it really were the Last Word, then no, would snog ya

Falls upon ginhag in relief and slobbers all over her like puppy.

Oooh, did i say that out loud

Hey hey, it was her wot brought it here, but I agree, sorry all. I actually am totally a lover not a fighter too and never get involved in any mn fighting... erm, till now. I hate arguing and shit in RL (hence me not confronting the sknkatastic MIL last week). In my defence, I'm really ratty today and barely slept, plus feel like shit, have headache AND she was having a go at Ski too. Hmmmph. Life outside this place is scary

PS Gin I only want the last word with the people who piss me off and misrepresent me, etc., so not you. So NAH!
PPS just looked at your pics: Mani is sooooooooooooooooo cute!!! And you're not so bad either

Oooo don'ttry you dark horse.fantastic tongue action!

Well, this is a fine impression we're making on the newbies: hot lesbo action, brawling like fishwives on the doorstep, bottysex and letching after gay blokes.

So when are we going to stop being restrained and show them the real us?

PS VAG I'm with you on the Desperate Romantics blokes. All that velvet must get very hot... let's help them off with a few things

hahaha Scorpette

donttry I'm sorry about earlier - in our defence she did roll up here all hormonal and shouty.

In future I shall take the higher ground and judge. Silently.

hmmn, fighting & bumsex - we sound like fertile teenagers!

I have a Masters degree. It has taken me 2 hours to figure out how to upload a photo onto my profile.

Meow, Trig you sexy bitch! Glad you took the time The DH (DP?) ain't no minger, neever

Don't worry, I took half the day too. At one point I was bashing the keys with my fists bellowing 'magic box show my face now!' at the laptop...

ski you might be onto a theory with the 'fertile teens' thing - I'm going to buy some pink fake uggs, super strength gel and ponytail bobbles, 12 pk of WKD and download a novelty ringtone tomorrow, see if that helps. Then I'll listen to it over and over again on the bus and threaten to 'smack' anyone who asks me to turn it off.

Of course, it means I'll have to call the resulting offspring something like Kyron or Demi-Leeeeii, but it's a small price to pay.

Who are you shouting for in the footie ski?