Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

trig's not a trog!

I would also like to point out that I don't actually have a lazy eye,we were playing with the laptop camera at the time and it is not the best way to get super-flattering pics of oneself.however as I am thoroughly lazy I can't be arsed to find and upload a better one.

Also mani the moo is even more handsome now so if I actually get it together to put new pics on I'll let you all know.

I am currently drifting through what could possibly termed as my 'fertile period' without a single fucking fuck.believe me,having a teething toddler share your bed for half the night is seriously good contraception.

Oh scorp mate,no one gets to use the 'bad nights sleep' card when I'm around.in the past 19 months I have had the grand total of 5 full nights sleep. (and yes,I'm a cranky bitch what's yer fuckin problem???)

psychotic

trog ADD ME! Very glam - and tanned I see.

Football eh? We are a footy free household and the only reason I suspect Scotland are playing is that a friend is ranting about it in his fb status. We watch skiing, eventing and golf (under duress).

Oooh novelty ringtones Scorpette - trouble is I am just not hippety-hop, down with the homos etc., and I have no idea what the kids like. Can I go wrong with a bit of punchbag Rihanna?

ginhag laptop cameras are evil... and anyone taking a photo of themselves always looks somewhat squinty/squiffy. Who could tell?

I left facebook a while ago,got fed up with weirdos from my past wanting to be 'friends'...

Am tempted to go back now just to stalk you lot be sociable.

ski England are playing holland.

will delete Fisher Price hair photo and add you then

I paid £800 for that tan so don't knock it. I also paid £1200 for my stepson and his girlfriend's tan too.

ginhag reminds me of my favourite quote from "The Craft"

"Hey mister, we are the weirdos"

Wrt the football, being as we're both Scots we'll be hoping Holland win.

OOh you're all fierce glam. Even with one gammy eye

I will not be uploading a photo as I need to protect my professional image.

Who am I kidding - my clients buy me Chomps and coca-cola bottles and call me "Da Rottweiler".

Mind you, don't want to expose my wank sock peccadillios (sic) to the world.

On that note....downloads photo of Keanu in underpants....

Removes sock.....

Fuck me trog - you've got hair? I'm lost in the cleavage shots.

Well if you ladies don't want to out yourselves, if you add me on facebook I shall put you in touch with everyone else. In return for a hot cross bun for each introduction of course.

lol what do you mean I have hair?? Yes I have hair... not everywhere but I have hair!

skiiii am half Scottish.

Am seriously considering rejoining facebook.you lot can't go getting pissed up without me!

and a lot of cleavage

Evenin' All,

Been away for a nookyfest romantic weekend away and have just got back and been for a nice bit of tea with the OH (very nice steak buttie and chips) and I come back to catch up on the SWI and updiffness and all fucking hell has broken loose.

I haven't read all the gory details of the thread but is anyone up diffed or close.
Little bit freaky about the dildo cam but did chuckle at Gin's spotlight moment. There is no dignity....

Love the photo's though very nice "to see" you!! I'm completely retarded with regard to T'interweb up loading etc so 2 hours would be positively quick for me - I could possibley get one on by the time all of us are updiffed.

Has anyone heard from nocoffee lately?know we banned her from leaving the palace but did she sneak out when we weren't looking?

she on holiday no?

Hey Bessie123 and iggypiggy welcome to the gin palace!

Chaps, you are all very brave hooking up on FaceBook but I don't want to out myself to real life friends just yet as a Mumsnet poster...I might however set up a Mumsnet email address to swap gossip important info/ photos.

Kevin Spacey is as gay as a window. I read it on the internet so it must be true.

Hi laydeez - just checking in. I'm fine! Stuff that in your jacksy Daily Hate Mail. I've been horrifically busy at work, and can't face the thought of staring at a screen when I get home hence my prolonged absence. My apologies.

So what have I missed?? Can I have a brief run down a la the guardian Editor of old?

You lot can't see this but I've seemingly had an overnight boob job - up 2 cup sizes practically overnight. DH is in heaven...he's retracted from the 'more than a handful is a waste' standpoint

nocoffee I believe that rates as a psychic-ish connection.how the fuck did you just know the moment I was concerned about you???ooooooooo proper spooky.

Glad you're fine tho.

Pass the spliff skater I feel like returning to my stoner roots...

mmmmmmmmmm....

oh wow! a spliff!!

Ps nocoffee can't do much of a run down as now too stoned.however in summary there has been,

fighting
bitching
drinking (obv)
bumsex and gaydars
revelations of perveted evil exes
girl on girl snogging n stuff
reconciliation (of sorts)
some newbies (that may have run for the hills)
and the occasional vague mention of ttc/swi

that's about it I reckon

mmm ta skater...fuck me I've missed that.yum.

Hey man... don't bogart that joint...

Good job the Gin Palace operates on Amsterdam rules

Once a grunger, always a grunger

Oh I think the general rule of facebook MUST be that nobody ever mentions mumsnet/pregnancy/ttc until the person in question is visibily pregnant and has announced it to all and sundry anyway. Until then you're just random hook-ups!

trog I didn't mean you had hairy boobs, just I never saw the dodgy hair pic and I was totally transfixed by your boobs anyway.

Are windows gay too then? I didn't know that either.

Wanders off to find ski on facebook.

Ok ski, I've sent you a friend request. I've cunningly changed my status to one mentioning gin, so you know how I know you.