Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

LOL @ ski getting more excited at thought of ice-cream than SWI.

I'm staying well away from FB if you're all glam & intelligent.

I'm going to stay in my marmalade covered dressing gown & talks fick, innit?

Who was I judging for judging? My judgeypants get so much action these days, I'm surprised I get time to take them down long enough to TTC!

Send me Ideal's details on FB, please Ski, if that's where you've seen her pics. I must stalk her ASAP!

Ideal - yep, those sound like optimum diffing signs

Ben and Jerry's currenty 1.99 a tub at Tesco. DH and I bought tub each, my choc brownie nearly finished so currently coveting his Phish Food and hoping he leaves some when he buggers off for two days this week... If ice cream works, this deal could be responsible for a baby boom

Oh - and hose jokes most welcome. They're pretty normal at our place. DH is also dyslexic so my jokes now focus on his mahoosive "hoose"

Not met cheggs yet - but congrats

ideal, oh pastis - the drink responsible for my now marriage! I remember well the aniseed infused haze through which our holiday shagging romance began in the south of France 10 years ago...

Right so by my reckoning I am now FB 'friends' with the following:
ski - FB doyenne
cosmo extreme - and also possibly her dressing gown
scorps VAG iggy casper longwee skater - tiny perfect little parcel of perfection

and I am 'not' 'friends' with the following:
idealcameltoe ginslag chEGGS lorryloo

Shame on you all.

A tub each you say curly..........

I feel like I've been excluded from some trendy club

I'm not ready to "come out"

Also don't think the boyf knows the depth of my obsession friendships with MN ladies, & he pokes into my FB coz he can't be arsed to set up his own.

Ah, what to do??

When in doubt do nothing

lorry it's only cos we are all nosy bitches and we want to bitch marvel about everyone's hobbies, partners and dress sense. Don't feel excluded, it's just a prurient interest thing. And also so we can say we is down wit da yoof innit

A tub each on paper, but what's his is mine...

I have lost track of who I have on facecrack. I know I have a random collection of lushes, but I'm buggered if I can remember who is who. You is all too gawgeous to tell apart.

Here, here trig.

laurie let us in please?! I succumbed after 12 hours on this thread - stop making me look so weak

Still waiting for skater to accept me so I can marvel at her wonderousness

It's nothing to do with either senility or drunkenness, I promise.

laurielou I've actually told jailbait a lot of what is said here - because it's so refreshing to hear "honest" opinions of what people are feeling as we all try and do this alient thing (breed I mean). Never mind the fact that half the stuff that goes on here is fucking hilarious! We're always talking about shagging randoms these days.

tesco 1.99? sobs It's 4.85 fucking euros here.

Normally expensive here too, ski - but as Tesco is taking over the world, 'spose they can sell it for whatever they want

Ski You are the conduit of all wonderfulness and flattery, ta. I have sent random people friend reqs and hope muchly that they are the right random peeps.

Ice cream = baby? We're not just talking foodbaby, right? Because this may be the best news I've ever had.

Oh, I daren't 'fess up to the boyf. He's sooooo laid back about it - he may think I was an obsessing loon if he read this .

Oh, who am I kidding, he's far more IT minded than me & I'm sure he's seen it all on our PC.

I'm off work the rest of this week - yey - planning to sit in my dressing gown, eat my own body weight in Ben & Jerry's, obesses, and maybe even test. (I'm on day 29). So I may play around with FB........

Oh, the boyf has GP tomorrow eve & I'm going in the morn for my blood test results. Whoo, what a rock "n" roll life we lead!

Laurie I'm not even on facefuck,left it a while ago.does that make you feel any better?

There is a load of building work going on outside our office.they are using 2 pneumatic drills at the same time.I may have to kill someone.

Ideal, you got me babe.

I have not fessed up to TGO re here, he thinks I obsess to much about this breeding malarkey as it is.

laurie Day 29! POAS! POAS!

gin Managed to catch your evil faceortits story, totally understand your reasons for not joining again. But WANT MORE PHOTOS of mani, in a desperate attempt to make my BES ovaries function.

Cosmo How are you managing to look fabulous while wearing a cycling helmet? This should surely be impossible.

ideal you got me too.

Pure natural gorgeousness and plenty of gin consumption by you ideal!

I have been perusing your photos ideal, you are a honey!

Clearly the bouncers are doing a v good job of keeping the riffraff out of the Palace.

Laurie POAS! POAS!

Ideal why you have to be so purdy? Dang! Have requested to friend you

Agree we need more pics of Mani. And of Bessie's little one, if she wishes.

trig i will befriend you yet lady. i am just being slow at everything ....

and scorpys pictures took blimmin ages to get through. don't like to miss anything see

just perused cosmo and her super fitness is making me feel lardy, especially as i've hardly moved from this bed for days.

hi to curly and bessie. don't be too i'm hardly having what you would call a model pregnancy

and no gin it's not getting better. i look 6 months preggers already and am now reading horror stories of OHSS going on for whole first trimester

not that i'm not coz i am. so at scorpettes request may even spread a little babydust ...

congrats on the turnoround VAG. you can go first