Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

If anyone gets confused, just remember that on facebook I'm the one with the moustache. (VAG with moustache - heeheeee)

lol at eating tissue

ow that fuckin hurts my belly.

PS Sorry about my pics chEGGS. Still, I am surely worth it!

I almost have a full compliment

Ooooh 6 months preggo looking already - maybe Cheggers is going to become nonomom! Sooo... which celebrity has she had plastic surgery to look like?

Scorpette my cousin has over 1000 pictures of herself on facebook. She's 14.

OH doesn't like me posting photos of dd on the internet in case some weirdy starts stalking her. But she is the most beautiful girl in the world. She actually is.

oh gosh, I just realised what my post sounded like. I don't think any of you will stalk me or my dd. honest.

Yeah, we will

heh. well i wouldn't blame you, tbh, we are pretty damn cool

Bess - bar none I firmly believe we have the morals of alley cats. If you ever think 'oh it's ok they are all too blah blah to do that', think again cos we probably would.

Cheggers I missed your pregnancy news. Holy shit, you is well-diffed! Congrats!

Gorgeous ladies - I am happily admiring all your photos. Aren't you a stunning bunch of women?

And, although I don't want to start any kind of fight again (I really don't, the intrusion of scary people earlier this month was terrifying) this article by Linda Hirschmann has terribly barmy moments, but is spot-on in the "never know where the butter is" as a solution to partners pulling their weight in a domestic sense. Hirschmann has recently been a Bad Feminist, and should probably not be listened to on a regular basis, apart from this one article.

Oh, re: wedding-walking-down-the-aisle tunes - Newton Faulkner's version of Teardrop, then signing register to Magnetic Fields - The Book Of Love & Billy Bragg - The Fourteenth Of February, then we walked out to a string version of Lovecats followed by Beck's Think I'm In Love.

Have I caught up? Fight, wedding discussions, cheggersispreggers - what else?

ooh cringe ... identical snap on the walking down the aisle tune.

think we have both just lost a point.

although just had another listen on youtube and it really makes my spine tingle ...

Actually, I think that proves we are women of great taste and discrimination - is a gorgeous song and a wonderful cover version. Although quite weird that we both used it; I mean, it's hardly Angels, is it?

My husband is not given to great sentimentality and he picked it because of the "Love, love is a verb, love is a doing word" lyric. Which still makes me quite quivery inside*, thinking about it.

*No, not in a dirty way, you filth weazels.

camel - just skim-read the article (as busting for pee and need to go meet TSF) - v interesting. Among my friends there are a few where the couple both work PT and share childcare and other household duties. This seems to me an ideal solution but I'm aware that my mates are artsy or liberal types where the bloke is aware of all responsibilities.

It's interesting - I don't think it would be a solution for TSF & me as he now earns a lot more since I chose to move to the public sector, but he would be up for it if it were financially possible. He already does most of the housework. [lazy, slovenly cow emoticon] He's mentioned he would be a little concerned that being part-time would be career limiting where he works at present. But it isn't necessarily a deal-breaker - I think we both feel that we don't need to reach for the top of our profession if it means sacrificing other aspects of life. But it's v personal.

Would be nosy interested to hear other ideas on the subject.

OyOy Cameltoe, I don't want to hear about any non-filthy quiverings. Sheesh. Can't knock your musical choices, mind. Love having Love Cats - I was a teen goth, for my sins - but The Cure is another band TYF doesn't 'get'. Sigh. He is a massive music spod, but hates virtually everything from the 80s.

Today was apparently Super Skinny Over- Made-Up WAG Teeny Bimbo Hotpants Day at my gym. I had at least 10 years and 2 dress sizes on every other woman there. When a fat bird came in I almost kissed her. Instead, I just went and worked out next to her

I now feel devastated as I realise I spelt 'discreetly' wrong in an earlier post. As a colossal pedant - I SAID PEDANT, DAILY MAIL TROLLS - I have brought shame upon my entire family.

Ski are you casting aspersions on my many FB photos? Or reassuring me?

We not married. Have now been together for nearly 9 years,have a house,a business and a small crazy person...so I'm thinking it won't ever happen now.

if we did though,would walk thru the field or whatever (I'm at risk of spontaneous combustion if I hang out for long in a church) to 'one love' by massive attack n Horace Andy.

First dance either 'please please' by the smiths or 'freak scene' by dinosaur jnr (which would be quite funny I guess ) although mani's fave song is 'stir it up' by bob Marley (who he LOVES) and that is v romantic so would be kinda sweet.

all fucking hypothetical tho.

Btw you can all laugh at me.I poas'd (quelle grammer!) today.am not due on til Sunday.am a twat.

Am actually really glad that SWI is not really poss next month as am rather sick of being obsessed.and doing stupid twatty twat things.

Isn't it amazing/weird how we women always know what songs we'd have at our weddings? I know what ours'd be (one being Mrs Robinson, as I've said before) but am shy about such 'sacred' matters, i.e. a loon.

gin you're not a twat (well, not for POASing, anyway ) - you're 2WOOFLing, which is a certified form of uncontrollable mental illness. Am guessing the POAS was BFN?

scorp that's not just my choice,mr gin's too!

And yup was a Big Fucking No. But then,I'd been drinking tea all afternoon,had only waited about 2 hours since last pee and not due R2D2 until the weekend. Twatty McTwat from Twattington.

Oh and no point be me sacred bout wedding music choices as the wedding will never be more than a figment

Oh I have so earned my TFFT this month. I'm meeting this english girl after work tomorrow and putting her up until she can find somewhere to live - stupid uni won't help her - which I think is a bit harsh. Don't UK unis guarantee accommodation to freshers? particularly foreign ones.

I work at a uni and we guarantee halls for all freshers and all internationals (prob don't have room for them all though!)

Help me out here with SWI????

At the risk on revealing my ID to any snoopers who happened to be there: Up the red carpet in a garden to the bagpipes, Brother in law played own specially composed guitar music for signing, out again to bagpipes and Van Morrison's Crazy Love for first dance.

Told other half (must come up with another name. How about SFF for sexy firefighter?) about this thread and he said: "Do they use really crude terminology like 'cunt butter'", to which I PMSL.

Shagging With Intent!

Ooooh we likes cunt butter! Scorpette's knickers are full of it!