Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

We don't say BDing here.

Natalie Portman. I would.

Cricket was ace. Yay us!

medee...don't worry,already banned.no fucking baby dancing round here,just,well,fucking.

Or the A game.

Or a GOF. (good old fuck)

No AF either, it's Red Tide Of Doom.

Glasgow, eh? Have you been to the Sub Club on Jamaica street? Good fun apparently.

"No AF either, it's Red Tide Of Doom."

Indeed.

Saying RTOD always makes me think of this.

Good answers curly (if you're not off dog wrestling by now)

welcome...it's you're round!

your not you're

fucking idiot.

skater

Heh Skater R2D2 is certainly a good name and one we can use freely on Facebook to confuzzle the non-BESHes who Must Not Know.

I also want TFFT (thank fuck for that) to replace BFP (I said that last week).

Am having slight low cramping in wombular area. Have decided to delude tell self it's clearly summat happening. Or I'm ovulating a bit late. Aaaaah, it's time for 2WOOFL! I think we need special 2WOOFL hats. Bright red, with 'Fuck off, I'm TWOOFLing' on 'em, summat like that.

Incidentally, if you're GOFing left, right and centre (I'm very versatile ), how do you know if the pants-ruin is FFJ or just spunkdrop? This is a serious medical enquiry which merits proper investigation and reply, as do all my questions .

Greetings to Curly Did I hurt you yet, Medee?

As an old raver I will never remember all these acronyms!

medee & casper Glaswegian eh? Think you're so posh now you're not drinking Buckfast eh? jailbait is Glaswegian and we had someone here who was a weegie but I think she ran away.

Scorpette Because spunk honks and FFJ doesn't?

Well, this bloody girl's mother who was quacking on an expat messageboard yesterday begging for a room for her prodigy to stay in for a few days hasn't got back to me. So clearly she'd rather check her little precious in to a hotel than let her stay with me.

You lot all stay up far too late - you'll probably end up the type of mentally ill mothers who refuse to bond with their children and who would rather abandon them to go out for a dance/meal with their friends within the first 2 years of their life! See AIBU for further judgey details.

I see elsewhere that Casper's sperm-donor is a fireman! We needed some new decorations around here - Casper - official calendars and unofficial surreptitiously taken photos please - hand 'em over!

Not exactly Glaswegian - much further down the Clyde for me. Nonetheless, Buckfast does taste good and warms you up in cold winters on the beach

Casper Yes, look for "Gin Palace" and ye shall find! Or find me from further up this thread (photos). We don't mention anything on anyone else's pages though about actual real pregnancy/babies/rutting etc.

Also - thought I might add - we don't actually discuss childbirth around here, that's all a bit too real.

Morning all,

Welcome newbies. Please leave sanity & soft drinks firmly at the gate & you'll be fine.

I'll take your 37 at the end of Oct & raise you a turned 37 last month.

Yey for cheggs that's fab news (updiffed, not being stuff in hospital).

Oooh, I am fighting like a girl today.

LOL at ski dancing like Charlotte.

From last weeks convinced I was updiffed I'm now convinced RTOD is on its way. I was a cow all weekend (don't normally suffer with PMT) & spent most of Sat night at the U2 gig watching a lovely family in front of me - mum, dad, 3 kids, all playing their blow up guitars & having a ball. I actually nearly cried. Not normal, is it?

Curly, must clarify that am not actually glaswegian, just like their taste in violence.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh my head My poor poor gin-head

which of you had those heavy duty painkillers? I went to a wedding yesterday. On a school night. I. Will. Never. Learn. Not. To. Get. Lashed. On. A. School. Night.

Welcome all lost souls.

Congratulations my friend! How romance-sodden this TTC lark sounds!!

Grooooooo my head

trig do I need to hold your hair back while you vom?

I don't think so... I'm not a sicky person thank god. And besides which I'm so fully absorbed in writing up interview notes now that I've reduced the mentioning of my fragile state to my long-suffering PA to about once every 5 minutes

Thanks skihorse. Started FB stalking you all while scoffing sausage buttie. Then work must resume. Arse.

Ooh trog maybe a sausage butty is what you need for the hangover??

@ thought of sausage buttie

Aaaargh, Trig, don't say you're not a sicky person - you're jinxing yourself to nine future months of hyperemesis with such statements!

Oooh... one for Scorpette and Casper (yoof bovverers) - ask your OH if he's ever heard of the dog who said "sausages"? It was on "Mock the week" last week and jailbait had absolutely no idea what I was on about - but I remember it being a hot topic in the playground.

Can I have a sausage butty please? Actually can I have some posh sausages? Pork & apple or something? I miss sossiges.