Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

WOOOOOOOOO CHEGGS!!!!!!! Amazing news, well done you. High five lady (not too strenuous mind)!

And in other news, I'm sad to hear your babyfail news Ski, you keep at it girl. I suggest a vicious cocktail, frantic shagging and horseriding diet for the next few weeks

WOOP WOOP cheggaaaaah... tho rather shit that you've been feeling so shite. Is that all starting to feel better yet?

Hello medee welcome to the fucking nuthouse (I mean that quite literally)

ski do you want your vase refilled mate?

scorp I am going to,in the nicest possible way,give you a hearty fucking slaaaaap round the face.honestly,your body will only just be working out that its allowed to get diffed now.also there is no point stressing about stressing iykwim.if you get a bit strung out every now and then just go with it and embrace a full on gibbering fit.better for you in the long run.and it won't make it less likely you'll get diffed. so there.

medee I don't think you've actually bought our affection with a round of something yummy and potentially lethal yet - get your arse to the bar!

ChEGGS is not only updiffed but sexalicious too - I been looking at her FB pics.

Tequila shots all round?

And thanks gin (can adults get shaken-baby syndrome?) Although I am already having full on gibbering fits most of the time as well as stressing lots

I realise I am being a colossal arse. TYF made me write out a list of Pros and Cons about 'will I get pg' and I realised that apart from 'I am soooooooooooo OLD', all my Cons are what-ifs... and most of them far-fetched as well (like 'what if I've gone through an early menopause and never realised it?'and 'What if I have no eggs left whatsoever?'. All the other stuff, like everyone on both sides of our family being super fertile, Gran having Mum at 40, TYF being 27, us both having healthy lifestyles and me having a regular m cycle are definites.

ChEGGS's news has cheered me up too - as well as being for her, the more BESHes get knocked up, the better it makes the odds for the rest of us (or so I'm gonna tell myself)

Medee - as the new girl, which hot bloke would you personally like us to put into our cage? He/they can be fictional characters. In the Gin Palace, anything is possible (hopefully inc. successful pgs for all)

That'll do it medee - cheers!

happy sunday.

Is David Tennat available, Scorpette?

He is now, Medee.

Get stuck in, don't be shy

cheggs!!!!! whoop-de-do!! That's almost bestter than England winning the Ashes!! ;)

ski That's a fucker, I was sure you woz diffed this month. Buggeration.

Hello?!

Am I too young to join at 30 (and a half)? I saw your thread was labelled mid 30s and didn't want to intrude, so tried setting up an early 30s one - to no avail. Just looking for a fun group to be around and you certainly seem to have fun here. And I spy some fellow May bus passengers.

Do you drink Gin?

Are you good at elaborate and expressive swearing?

Shurtainly do drank goon drunk gon dronk gun ah heck, I loves it

scratch the heck, I was being polite. As a cunning linguist I consider elborate swearing one of my many talents, But I go for quality over quantity and tend to bank my expletives for greater effect once they are unleashed. Then it feels really good...

Of course, they also flow freely when the gin does, too

Spend a lot of time worrying about being a shrivelled barren old hag??

you really are my kind of people. Yes cosmosis my mind is turning in that direction, but at the same time, I want to give those twatty tweeny twenties and teens a run for their money.

P.S was that a truly Glaswegian glasgow kiss above?

If you feel, upon considering these questions, that the gin palace is the place for you, then please refer to skihorse's questionnaire on (aah fuck when did we last do questions) the ummm previous page.I think

it's the 'walls'? 'cats'? 'crush of shame'??? List of questions.

Please take a clipboard and pen,fill in the questionnaire and return it when you're ready. A list of acronyms and the keys to the cage will follow forthwith

Yes, a proper glasgow kiss. We don't do hugs here, we do violence.

Jeez I spend a day out in the sun, check in here and its all happening!

Tough break ski

Welcome Medee.

And congrats cheggers you prEGGy lady you! What did your other half say? I am really happy for you!

And well done England for giving the convicts a hiding.

Welcome curly, yes of course you can join!

Are you TTC your first? - most of us are.

Just don't mention babydust and you'll fit in here fine

i) Southern Comfort
ii) variations on a cream
iii) none - just a bitch
iv) yoof (28)
v)Eddie Izzard
vi) Natalie Portman
Vii) Fiz from corrie would play me
viii) wide, bulging arse ones, with strong elastic to cope with the swelling tides of judgement

Having to answer and bail. aforementioned bitch is off causing havoc and laptop's about to crash.

Too bloody right skater! Fecking awesome that was!

k, dog havoc is continuing, but time for a final reply.

Glasgow kiss is my native greeting, yes TTC#1 as of yesterday (was WTT for a bit), have never mentioned dust of any sort on these forums, and would rather talk about shagging/hoofing/rutting but use BD elsewhere to be polite.

back tomorrow

can we ban AF, and BDing while we are at it, Skater?

I'm a Glasgow girl too, Cosmosis, though not currently living there.