Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

Re Bumcrack, I've just been stalking looking at everyone's pictures and thinking how much cooler everyone else is than me.

Ginhag, you could always rejoin under an alias if you had trouble on there before?

Bummer re the GP laurie but I think it's best to wait for the lovely nice one to return. Pick another fight with the fella to make the time go quicker. I may need to pick a fight with mine tonight as we came back from camping a week and a half ago and his bag is still half unpacked on the floor next to his bed.

I'm off to see the vagina monologues tonight, will it put me off SWI do you think??

Ps if anyone is bored to day try shooting some sheep

to day? today

ski - used to be a man? - eh? - how does that work then? (NB I do not actually need to know - just curious why you were told this!)

Cosmosis I think it's more likely to make you want to have a lesbian affair with someone who understands you... and doesn't leave festering bags of clothes by the bed.

VAG Oh it was one of those horribly realistic dreams. I'd gone to the doctor to whine about my lack of fertility and he'd said "Of course you get pregnant skihorse, you used to be a man."

ski is that an offer?

Good morning. Hope everyone is feeling fertile today.

I went to school with a guy in that new romantics thing, he is a nice boy.

Oh Bessie you've really gone and done it now - they'll be all over you like a rash.

Cosmosis If I am once again baby-fail I'll take you out to dinner & seduce you!

VAG That goes for you too.

laurie I reckon wait for nice GP too - am actually wondering at what point I might go see someone myself... not sure when I "qualify"

cosmosis was thinking same thing re: FB... an you look pretty foxy cool chick on your bike innit - at least you not taking meat cleaver to head

ski don't worry i was once a professional tennis player called Alan

Well, I do love a bit of attention

Now, what's all this about you being a man?

Morning Bessie are you feeling fertile today? I am at least 10 days away from that...

Iggy - same. According to mumsnet's ovulation chart, I am 9 days away. Big hopes for this month, though.

Woohoo, I done been stalking Ski on Facebook! Ski, please check out my photo album entitled 'Know your Onions' if you haven't already But please send me friend suggestions for the other BESHes (if no-one objects that is) I looked through Ski's friends list and think I've worked out who the BESHes are (the crazed looks gave it away).

Bessie - which one, which one? I have a massive crush on Aidan Turner (the dark one, who was also in Being Human) and will be v jealous if it was him

Ov Watch Day 3: nuffink

iggs 6 months if you're past the BOD, a year if you're still an unshrivelled young thing.

at being a foxy cool chick. I am mostly just skinny and pointy.

So Bessie what do we need to ply you with to get gory school days details of Romantic then?? Here, have half a jaffa cake I found under the sofa.

Scorpette I have furnished you with a list of known gin-drinkers. Don't worry - nobody has outed anybody for anything but alcoholism.

I'm now 26/26 and I want a baybeeeeeeeeee. Tbh this "vaginal sex" lark doesn't seem to be working out for me so I'm well up for a bit of lesbianism next cycle.

Scorpette Onions - why would you have photos like that?

Ah well sad to say, a jaffa cake would probably do it.

It is not aidan turner, it is sam crane and i don't think there are any gory details. He was just a nice boy with a nice family, very normal, not disturbed or strange or tortured.

I've lost you all now, haven't i?

Scorp, my profile is me on a bike. Looking fabulous dahlink.

Right... I can't take anymore! I'm off to track you down on facecrack!

I think I am now friends with scorp

Going to have to make a list of MN names v RL names as I feel my brain leaking out of my ears trying to remember... never a good sign

Bessie so no dirty tales of groping behind the bike sheds or owt then? pah. Rubbish.

scorps onions!

I know! I will organise you all into a GROUP!

I is adding everyone, one at a time. Please note that I don't have loads of FB pals as I am a really private person and only friend people I really want to (I'm also a paranoid hermit). It's a kind of dubious honour; like catching the clap off the Earl of Rochester

Cosmo you do indeed look fabulous Everyone is looking Beshtastically fab, actually...

PS please only look at my Mac Attack photo album - it's the only one where I look reasonably nice in any pics!

Oooh, another symptom - boobs must have grown. Just had a little stretch, button of cardy flew off & nearly took my eye out.