Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

cos maybe you could style my hair for me

i look like a scaggy old scarecrow at the the moment

cheggs another boy would be fine by me!know it goes against most opinions on this thread but I think boys are ace..and girls are rather scary teenagers!

To be honest we really wanted a boy first (tho of course would've been happy with either) so this time...well all I want is fir there to be a 'this time' iykwm.

I've felt sick all day,but despite having really early symptoms with the last pg,I think that oooo about 5 mins post ov is a bit early even by those standards.

Also for your information cheggs I am not glam.one of the joys of running the company is that I can go in looking as shite as shite can be and no one is allowed to say anything . obviously,I scrub up n that if I have meetings but working for the sort of company we are I can avoid being super-smart even then.

I actually like getting me glad rags on and going out looking at least slightly foxy,but that doesn't happen often now due to a) lack of babysitter,b) utter exhaustion and c) forgetting to actually buy any of said gladrags.

2WOOFL is actually a fucking long time innit?if I'm not pg this month then sept is out for SWI due to sailing...

Oh cheers re the pic chegg.he's a little cutie,fuck knows where he got that from

Awww chEGGS hope you feel better ASAP I guess ovaries working overtime is better than not at all?

hugs to *gin& too - your mc facts make me v for you. PS when will we get pics of your Jemima Puddleduck? If all those strangers at the hospital get a perv, why can't we?

Oooh, ski, are you reaching Teh* Apex of
Madness aka ATTPOAS (almost time to...)? Fingers crossed for your sanity you

I wanna join in all the Facebook shebazzle but am put off at thought of a) someone posting a TTC-esque comment and then everyone who knows me in RL knowing my private bidniz and b) everyone here realising that I am a boring, skanky, bespectacled midget (and not as thin as I'd like, grrr) with a shit job who may or may not occasionally recycle jokes

*Deliberate. For irony an' ting.

Btw don't wish to reopen the 'boys or girls??' debate. I actually think that whichever you get you end up finding it almost impossible to imagine anything different and thus whichever you have is the best.as one's own child is The Best in the Whole Wide World...I'm sure beshie would agree.

Ah Scorpette - some of us have known each other on FB for, like, a whole 10 minutes and not let slip!!

chEGGS come on girl, the very least you can do is come and flop about on the chaise longue. Got a glass of Ovaltine and a Malted Milk for you here . Besides I don't believe you have yet roundly insulted longwee - she'll be feeling more hurt than ever at this rate

PS LOVING the pics on Fuckbook longwee. Looks JUST like my back garden!!

Aaaaargh, okay, I give in - how do I befriend yous lot on FB?

go to ski's link to her horse, find the friend that's on the bike in her status pic, then look for the common friends!

So are you all fucking off to fucking facefuck then?that is thoroughly rubbish as I'm still not sure i want to go back to it (not that any of you have asked/implied you give a fuck if I do or not )

I'm a bit tired and emotional this evening.the bit of the hospital I had to go to was pretty much the same as where I had the ops.not what I needed.

And I feel seriously weird,nauseous and knackered.doing my head in.

By the way,gin lovers,just in case any of you don't know tanqueray and tonic is nicer with cucumber slices than lemon/lime (and weirdly is making me feel less sick

Btw thanks scorp

Blimey,it's all echoey in here now everyone has deserted me found better things to do.

Ah well - George,you're all mine now honey

might ease the pain a bit

ginny - so to recap, you have a feeling you're pregnant and are currently feeling a bit strange, tired, emotional and sick. Hmmmm - we might have to get sherlock holmes onto that one...

When can you POAS and give us all the good news?!!

Yeah wee I can see what it may appear to mean...

However I can only be a few daysish post ov at most (not that I know when the fuck I ovulate) so a)VERY early for actual symptoms and b) light years until I can test.

Oh thanks for popping back round the palace wee

please stay...I'll let you have a go with George!

Right.I don't know who the desperate romantics are but I'm putting them in a cage next to the fireplace as bait for VAG.

C'mon VAG they are all toasty and shedding their outer garments fast...

gin ya knows we loves ya!

The Desperate Romantics:
blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/Desperate-Romantics-001.jpg

And are actually on BBC2 right now!

The dark haired one is MIIIIIINE!

Thanks scorp. help yourself to the cage.they just aren't...y'know..dirty enough for me. You def picked the most handsome but he reminds me of someone (in a not good way)

so go on,climb in the cage...I'm not trying to trap you so that i have company in the palace honest...(like you'd fucking care,you're in a cage full of semi-clad poet types )

Ps my judgement based on the pic scorp, the prog could be filthy porno filth for all I know.am not watching it...

Am drinking my way through the palace bar.if any of you fuckers come back,there will be NO BOOZE!

Ha! Hitcha where it hurts eh???? (obv not gonna hurt scorp but she came back and reassured me that I am not yet officially abandoned)

Am getting the full run down on desperate romantics from Charlie brooker on C4 now. Very funny. I can't do costume drama but this commentary v funny.

(David Mitchell is on the show for those who love witty pale pudgy intellectuals with slightly scary eyes)

Oh gin we aren't far away. We are just sleeping. Nobody's on Fuckbook I promise. Well, I am, but I'm talking to unrelated non-virtual chums so it's not a true desertion!!

Morning lushes. Sorry I haven't been around much, work has been very busy - how inconsiderate, eh? Don't they realise there is much obsessing to be done?

Talking of which I'm going to try & get appointment with GP this morning to find out results of my blood test.

Perfect timing as the boyf & I had an almighty row last night - don't even know what about. Between you & me I was (still am) just feeling over-emotional & spoiling for an argument. Of course I'd never tell him that.

I've been stalking & trying to keep up with the gist of things. Nothing personal but I'm not ready to reveal my true identity on Facebook. More to the point I'm certainly not ready to admin to RL friends about this TTC mallarkey (hell, not even ready to admit it to myself).

Anyway, will report back on blood test results later - bit nervous as continuing to take temps, which are all over the sodding place - nothing like the neat little example chart at the start of the book. BOLLOCKS!

For the record feel sick, knackered, over-emotional & ratty.

Little ray of sunshine, me!!

Well update already - GP is on holiday this week! I could go to another one, but they aren't as nice as the lovely lady I saw before. So more patience is required as I wait for her to finish her holiday & return to work next week.

Oi! - who's got the key to the Romantics? Let me iN! If I'd known they were neatly caged I'd have been here hours ago.

gin do not fret about F'Bk, we're simply looking at each others' pics and freaking out that we've been talking to real-life real people who to all intents and purposes are actual grown-ups all this time, rather than bedraggled-sick-in-hair falling down lushes. There's no actual chatting on the dark side (unless no one likes me )

lauri - heya pal! Can relate to the not-admitting-it thingy and TADAAAAA have at last made an appt to see GP and get self blood-checked. Poor DH is absolutely convinced it will turn out to be him and is even further behind me in admitting we're trying as he doesn't want to be the one with crap bits. Even though I'm clearly the BESH.

VAG If there is real life chatting then I too have been excluded. Scorpette has friended me so expect a deluge any time now!

laurie going mad is what we do - no fear!

Has anyone seen nocoffee? Has she done a runner on us?

I have had bubbling this morning. I am very sceptical of this TTC lark - ever since the doctor told me I "used to be a man" I can't help having the fear that I'm repressing a sex-change memory. I did dream the other night though that I had a c-section... My boobs are still completely normal, but last time I got a +ve there was nothing up with my boobs and I've never had pain. Maybe this is because I got plastic ones when I had my cock chopped off?