Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

By 'grand entrance' I am not referring to anything remotely rude before anyone gets all Finbar Saunders...

Didn't we ban EWCM and CM as acronyms?

Guess we need an alternative?Fertile fannyjuice anyone?

Or pant snot

@ Pant snot

"grand entrance"

lady lube ?

Spunkglue? Knickersticker? I like FFJ as an acronym (gin's most excellent Fertile Fanny Juice idea)

Are we going to give Skater a warm hand on her grand entrance (fnarrr, gnurk)?

Why thank you!

I thought FJ could replace CM and thus FFJ would replace EWCM...

Still like pant snot tho!

Cervi-spew

I've got tears streaming down my face, over in Chat there's a thread "what car do you drive?" and some poor lady was obviously under stress or had her mind on other things when she wrote "Skoda Fellatio".

snort @ skoda fellatio.

Scorps, I am also spending a lot of my worrying energy (of which I have a lot) on the fact that the RTOD is currently painless and trickles for about 3 days, and also appears with no warning. As opposed to pre pill hotwaterbottlerequiring cramping, frequent tampon changing, know it's coming because you scream at DH about lack of housework effort on his part. When I mentioned this to doctor she puleed a slightly concerned face and scribbled things. I am Doomed. Doomed I tell you.

FFJ much better have always found the words egg white cringesome and vomit inducing...

Skoda fellatio as if it isn't embarrasing enough to admit to skoda

On a more graphic and tedious note - RTOD is not here and have actually realised that it probably should be, imagine will appear in time for weekend tho...

iggy Are crocs not the shoe en vogue at your yard? I'm the only person at my place refusing to wear them!

Despite my protestations that I wouldn't stress during the 2WW, I've started having the vivid dreams:
Tuesday: A friend was pg
Weds: skiing
Thursday: My horse could fly

So here we go - the next week should see my anxiety levels crank up some and there's only one known cure - gin.

Fuck me, I am knackered. I'm just going to wander off over there ---> for a snooze. Kick me if I start snoring.

Skoda Fellatio, eh? Reminds me of my younger days

Cosmo at your red trickle of doom. But at least your Dr seems to take you seriously. At my GP surgery, you can't see a specific Dr, so you see a diff one most times, but they all seem to have decided I am a pathetic hypochondriac. Have asked about problem periods over the years but they either dismiss me with things like 'Hmmm, I've never heard or that, so I wouldn't worry' (WTF?) to telling me I'm wrong/imagining things (I only ever get period pains on the left - have been told this is impossible and I'm just feeling it wrongly - yeah, thanks ). Haven't been for yonks, though - but have sinking feeling that if I went about any ttc fears/probs they would be fucking useless.

I had a crap dream, ski - an Ex of mine had moved nearby, I bumped into him, he asked if I had kids, etc., I said no and he was smirking and going on about how it was too late now and it'd be impossible. I then went and slagged him off to family and friends... and everyone agreed with him (but in an apologetic way). It was so vivid that I'm still disgruntled and upset now! Even my unconscious mind hates me. Magic

Iggy BUMSEX!

It's quiet in here today.

sorry your drs are so shit scorps, I do think we have been lucky, I was very much expecting to be fobbed off.

ski thankfully no... we are croc free.. How far into the 2WW are you?

scorp

cosmosis your dr sounds good... mine worse than useless. Had v. bad experience when went along to tell them I was pregnant (what is your acronym/ code for that?!) Haven't been back since...

pregnant = up-diffed.

iggy pregnant = diffed -I think a mash of up-the-duff

I'm currently 21/26 - and I'm dead impressed that I had to think about that rather than being able to quote the time in minutes!

I'm so fed up today, I was planning to work from home but realised I'd just spend all day with my feet up. I'm going to sack it off soon though and go take monster for a spin.

It's true! I look just like this.

Oh btw ladies, I watched that BBC2 documentary last night and whilst most of it made me feel deeply disturbed I was very pleased for Vanessa whom once yanked away from her pack-slags seemed to be on the road to something better.