Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

ps iggy as you can see i have a child. am trying to see if i can make another.

VVV cute Mani. I would definately want No2 if I managed to get such a cute No1.

Aahh well RTOD this weekend such a joy esp as I have tickets for U2 - many hours of teenage lusting went on for Bono. Still lust after him now but did REALLY like him in his Sunday Bloody Sunday leather attire. Oh um

ginhag he is v. v. cute!

It's not the pic with me in (that wonderfully looks like I have a dodgy eye) by the way...

It's the first one of the rest of them.

God I feel shite.as well as no sleep I think I'm hungover...

Bleeeeurgh.

U2 envy!

Bah.

I'm very excited - Elbow are supporting!

You know days when finally something goes your way? I just got home to find Tesco have sent me £7.50 worth of vouchers and bugger me if I'm not going to Tesco tonight! And it's my turn to pay!

Cracking, Trig - It great when it happens!!

Just a small question of the Beshies what is with the juicy knickers or have I got something really wrong with me?!? Its not smelly or jelly like .....its just damp/moist (eeeewww). I don't think its manfat (God - this is too gross and I'm so glad I've only confessed in the Palace.

Really not keen on it at all...

Using my amazing powers of deduction I have noticed that both Cosmo and ski have a friend in common on Faceboob who has not yet requested to be a friend with me. I don't know whether to be:

a) annoyed
b) upset
c) woteva
d) freaked out that I've turned into such a stalker

[scowl@whichever one of you lushes is responsible]

Needy does it, in fact, smell of wee?

no but good question.

I have not pissed myself!! But I have just spat my tea on the keyboard.

trog I have garnished all friend-requesting ladies with your details. Tell me who it is and I'll de-friend her and steal her lunch money!

needchoos you're either ovulating, pregnant or not-pregnant depending on your cycle day. Or it's manfat but you've forgotten you shagged someone. It could've leaked from bumsex.

Gin - Mani is ridiculously cute. I have spent the day working with a five year old boy (my boss's boyf's nephew - I got him running exciting errands for me like fetching me a biro and counting to 200 and he was deliriously happy to be so grown-up) and my ovaries have almost exploded with the broodiness. Mani's adorableness is now tipping me over the edge! BTW, when will the wonky eye kick in or is it not hereditary? TEEHEE

iggy Hellooooo! I am the resident weirdy healthfreak (no booze, fags, coffee, etc.) but what I lack in bad habits, I make up for in neurosis and writing too much. Erm...
Have you told us about your bloke yet? Have you narrowly missed being on the sex offender's register like me and ski with our teenyboppers or is he a proper grown-up and everything?

I ordered some preseed off eBay t'other day and it has already arrived. Came with free ov tests, which are like long flat matches. I am too highly-strung and pessimistic to be able to not go overboard with 'maximising potential'. BTW, it says on the back of the pre-seed 'For use any time, even while trying to conceive'. Really? Use special fertile-friendly lube whilst trying to conceive, you say? What a novel fucking concept ['no shit, Sherlock' emoticon'] - DURR.

PS See what I mean, Iggy?

Well thats nice and clear isn't it - no wonder everyone is driven round the twist TTC - It's shit. About as clear as fucking mud...

I can't believe I'm any of the first 3 as its only the first month of SWI and the 4th I definately would have remembered as I've been giving the weekday wine a miss and the 5th well mmm .....its exit only in our house....

Still chuckling at Trig

PS Choos sounds like EWCM! Can you stretch it between 2 fingers? Sounds ovulationtastic - SWI! SWI!

PPS Who was telling me to POAS? Anyway, I did, nada.

PPPS Aaaahhhhh, teen mums are sat at the bus stop yelling at passers-by and boozing. Home sweet home. Nature has the whole 'most fertile when young' thing juuuuuuuuuuuuust right.

I'll give the OH the nod when I get home

Scorp - are you awaiting the RTOD or dealing with damp pants?

OH has gone in to spiral meltdown due to reading the Daily Hate about the BOD - It never occured to him we might have a problem - bless maybe ignorance is bliss - he just thought you have sex + a bit of time (not really sure how long) = baby....

Thats is what happens when you take cooking as a science at school.

I'm watching "The Trouble with girls" as I type. I may cry.

It was awful - I was proper shouting at the TV. It was just

she's 20 years younger than me and her bf is older than mine! Oh the innocence of youth - they all think they're going to make it so easy in life.

Is the trouble with those girls that I can't go round there and give them a good kicking before having them forcibly sterilised taught about contraception? Poor TYF was terribly traumatised by it all (he had a very sheltered upbringing).

Choos RTOD has just ended. As I think I said t'other day, it was more of a brownish lapping against the shore. Am now convinced lighter RTODs of late are indication of hateful BESHy eggfail. How come I've spent my life since 13 wishing for easier periods then they lighten up and I'm panicking? Writhing in agony every month for over 20 years (god, I'm so OLD) better not have been all for naught, GRRRRRR Like your OH and the Daily Heil piece, TYF was a bit at the Observer article about fertilititititity this weekend. Keeps repeating mantra 'I'm only 27 and my Granddad fathered 10 kids*' to himself and I found out he'd been secretly worriedly Googling info on cycling affecting sperms, as he cycles to work. He's also gone onto decaf coffee, so although he doesn't like to talk about his worries, it's clear that he's thinking deeply about it too. Although he's playing on the ps3 sucking on an icelolly, in his shorts, which doesn't exactly make me think 'oh yeah, he's ready for fatherhood!'

*Actually 17, as TYF's Gran also had many MCs. Before you ask, yes, they were/are Catholic. She has an Aramaic dictionary in her kitchen for translating ancient biblical texts, FFS.

Before any sarky bastard asks, he also cycles back from work too

Mr gin playing on the x box,in his shorts.has a glass of wine rather than ice lolly,does that make him mature?

mum is putting mani to bed.how bloody lovely.hurrah.

scorp hello back atcha
I has proper grown up bloke and everything - is that a good thing or not

I am definitely not POAS stick this month - last month was pit of misery as result of stupid POAS antics. Am waiting... waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt etc etc..

trig am giggling to self over 'smell of wee'

Needy I agree sounds like you should def SWI right now! I am so rubbish at noticing tho.. I mean who actually wants to look closely at CM?! Is surely strange thing to do.. but oddly compelling..

jailbait sat cross-legged on the floor in his pants playing the X-box, cherry coke, poodle in his lap.

iggypiggy Stay the fuck away from the TCOYF stuff then else you'll end up groping your cervix and analysing its position/squidginess. The mind boggles.

Hey skater when you next come stormin' thru the palace hope you read this...

I've just realised that since your grand entrance to gin thread 3 I have been picturing you as tankgirl.to the point where am actually convinced you truly are tankgirl.and therefore utterly fucking cooool.