Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

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We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

Oh, and I am using my mooncup! This means that a) I was finally brave enough to try it and b) this cycle was only 31 days!!!! Well done body. Of course according to my temps, I don't think I actually managed to squeeze an egg out, but you never know.

Now then, who was off to Thailand? Was it donttry? where are you going and who did you book with? Am pondering a visit. Got to spend my redundancy money somehow, can't waste it all on gin......

Blimey! Cosmosis is an uber-babe who wields a spanner!

Back to business - are any of us anywhere near pregnant? My RTOD is due next Weds and I've no symptoms to date except an achey back but I think that's down to a hard pillow.

superwoman, me you know. There is no beginning end to my talents.

Thanks for the welcome ladies

Is it very childish for me to giggle every time I read the word bumsex on this thread?! Why is that such a funny word?!

what is the deal with everyone on this thread? Is anyone PG yet or all still attempting to be?

I am coming to the end of a month of almost complete failure on the fucking front (uncharacteristic and annoying) - so very unhopeful for any postive tests next week.. but I guess there is always a slim chance

also... skihorse do you has a horse?

what is the deal? Most of us are in denial

Erm, well we have a couple of pregnant ladies, one who's just been harvested for IVF, a lot of us who are attempting pregnancy and some who are lurking and pretending not to be here.

cosmosis denial is good... i often am..

thanks for overview - much appreciated!

iggypiggy Yes, I has a real live horse with mane and tail and everyfink! there's a link further up this page to pics of me riding it.

Gah - we're all barren doncha know? So basically we're all having unprotected sex in the manner of catholic schoolgirls, drinking alcohol & coffee, staying up late and feeling up our men at bus-stops. It's got to work sooner or later.

Disclaimer: Not for those who only do bumsex obv.

skihorse I has one too it is also real and not my little pony or similar fantasy equine... will look for link of your one!

maybe am barren from too much horse riding?! Although I have actually been PG once - just wasn't able to remain as such... sigh..

AAARGGHHH!!! I've missed loads!!!! ARRRGHHH!!

Right ... I haven't caught up yet but I have to blahhh....

Hiya Bessie... I'm extreme and I like to lounge about in my fag ash covered dressing gown

Scorp freak periods are go! I also had a random one this month... seemed like it couldn't be bothered. I will not be POAS because I can't afford to use my last one until I am actually about 6 months gone (to confirm you understand). I still think you should POAS though... (you probably have but I haven't got to the SIX other pages I have missed in one frickin day!)

Disco biscuits in raunchy S&M type parties... perhaps we have met in the past! I too went to a couple of "interesting" parties dans le nineties. I could get away with skimpy/ non existent clothes back then 'cause I was well fit due to the extreme exercising and water consumed... LMAO at snorting baby dust!!! Ahahahahahah!!! (see!) I bet the Maul has a bod whose job is just to read our thread!

Gin - you are gorgeous and Mani is delicious! GOD HE"S CUTE!!!

LMAO Wide on! ahahahahaha......

iggypiggy I had an early mc in June and although I don't think it fell out due to riding I had to get off a few times to drink more water! are you planning to ride whilst you are pregnant and invoke the wrath of the hobnob-eating couch-sitting cotton-wool covered preggos?

skihorse I did before (my MC was April) - I think i would prob ride again - cos i managed to not fall off! But I was a bit weak and pathetic!

I fell off the day before the MC... luckily I knew it was already happening - otherwise I would probably be flogging myself for my dangerous actions

I can't wait to see your horsey pics iggypiggy. We have some quite sporty gals here - Cosmo is never off her bike - I don't know how she does it with a G&T balanced in hand and a map in the other. I won't be doing x-country courses of course - but as long as my balance is good and I "feel" good then I shall continue to ride. I think my biggest problem will be that monster is 17.2hh which is going to become more and more difficult to get my leg over.

extremefagash Have you washed that stinking dressing gown yet? How is your SWI going?

I found your horse pic skihorse - gorgeous!

I can add you as FB friend and you can see mine? (ooh err missus etc etc.)

right!

can someone poss explain the acronyms to me

iggypiggy SWI = Shagging With Intent - as opposed to "making love" or "baby dancing" or "expressing physical love with one's life partner". Also sometimes called a GOF (Good Old Fuck).

Which other ones can we do you for? G&T should be self-explanatory. The bumsex gang will explain BDSM to you.

The dressing gown gets a good washing every weekend. It works when I work

I have just got to this page on the thread. I can't believe how much has happened while I was away. Have yet to visit the other thread. Thinking maybe I shouldn't in case I get wound up!

Have not looked at you all in pics yet. Have not signed into facebook either. Just wanted to say I feckin love you guys!!! (in manner of extremely drunk wench who has invaded your personal space)

Welcome Newbies. Careful... The Gin Palace is more like a crack den in terms of addictiveness!)

SWI is good acronym.. I like

Now RTOD - I know what this means by reading the thread... but what does it stand for?

Love you too extreme!

Red Tide of Doom.

We like to be a bit melodramatic here.

Ski just been browsing other threads (to reduce my TTC obession) and PMSL@ OI MINGER - YOU STINK - HAVE A SHOWER!"

Hi Iggy - pleased to meet you. I'm one of the lurkers who only just managed to get off the Fence of Indecision and on the first month of maddness TTC.

RTOD Red Tide of Doom - I asked too.

Red Tide Of Doom

BOD = Birthday Of Doom (35, as dictated by the Daily Mail, who have last week somewhat unfairly moved the goalposts and it seems BOD now = 30)

cosmosis nothing like a bit of drama for livening up the day...

needchoos nice to meet you to! TTC is madness... much madness...

BOD = 30?!!!! I is fucked then...

RTOD due in 3 days - count them...

am not really here (you aint seen me roight??) as am very busy being all important in the office and trying not to let on I have no idea what I should be doing today (was awake every 2 hours last night BLOODY TEETHING BLOODY CHILD!)

did SWI tho. and it's about the right time sooooo (imagine would be a good idea to do it more than once but hey, its a start)

Just wanted to be a sad fuck and tell yous all that I have uploaded a really recent pic of Mani to my profile. It's gert lush as we say round yer.

extreme love you too mate

Oh Mani is just adorable!