Mid 30's TTC--Gin Palace Two: Spawn of the BESH

[SarahAbroad]

Hey all...

Hope this thread name is okay...just moved the Gin Palace around the corner before we ran out of space!

See you soon. The bar's open!

Oooh ...is it me or has the new place got a bit of a gothic vibe?

It's much darker than the old place, flaming torches instead of chandeliers, and there appears to be a dungeon over in the corner for putting the DHs/DPs in when they neglect to tend to our every whim...handy

I'm going to have a Bloody Mary in keeping with the theme. Can we have a Rocky Horror Show/from Dusk til Dawn party tonight?

Yes, Lyra, but George Clooney is mine. (I think he was in "From Dusk 'til Dawn"...boy, will I be embarassed if I am wrong....)

Sarah - fight or share Mr C!

Gave up some blood for testing this morning - hurt too!! Talk about anti-climax. I knew obviously I wouldn't get results today, but part of me kind of hoped for, well dunno really just something. Results due in Fri / Mon.

Wouldn't it be easier if anyone who doesn't want a share of George raises their hand?

Think he's going to be rather tired I rather like the sound of the dungeon [checkered past emoticon]

I'm sticking with the tequila,lushes

Saw this site on other thread and had to share: Mommy Please Ginhag, recreate with small!

Mmmmm dungeon

that picture is really quite frightening.small is faaaaar too cool for such things.there are actually some (non donkeyfied) pics on my profile page of the wee chap,not many tho as I am too lazy to upload.

VAG think you should incorporate 'gusset' in your name. 'veryachygusset' or somesuch.

Rushes in, desperate for a drink. Shove up ginhag let me have a seat.

Well look at you, I go off for my second finger in the pie (4 hours of interviews ) and you all move house!

I do like the new place though, and these seats are very comfortable.

I got my appointment through for dildocam as well - that's on 11th August, so just after the BOD, which is a nice way to celebrate, donchya think?

OMG I love that photo vag, am crying with laughter.

I feel left out - haven't been offered the fun of dildocam, all I get is the small prick (blood samples).

As lovely as Mr C is, even he hasn't managed any offsprig either, has he?

Anyone up for a share of Brad? Or the lovely Mr Depp? He could dress as a pirate....

Fuck, you lot are hard to keep up with. I go into a meeting and come back to 200 new posts and a new home! Liking the goth look though - flaming torches, dungeons - sure that's all very reminiscent of our gin shrivelled ovaries... Being on a new thread and all - and for the sake of the alcohol addled minds - can I recap...? Who's preggy wh's trying who's given up trying who's angry & who's drunk?! Sorry, is that too worky - you can tell I've been in 'workshop facilitating' mode all day..... ignore me and I'll shut up once I'm drunk

I like this new dungeon space. I'm settling in quite happily with a dirty martini & Captain Tightpants

Hello longwee

Like the new lists...

I'll go first - add selves to the categories below as applicable...

Preggy

Trying

Given up/Angry/Drunk
idealcamel

List-tacular!

Preggy

Trying

Given up/Angry/Drunk
idealcamel
VAG

Loving the take on gussets VAG

I want a new category.tho the angry drunk bit is obviously very applicable.longwee I actually have a child already but am not responsible or sober enough to join any of the grown up mummy threads.plus I'm trying to make another one.have loads of stuff lying round the house,how hard can it be??

Preggy TryingGiven up/Angry/Drunk*
idealcamel
VAG

Too terrified to try but is supposed to be starting when get back from Kenya
RunLyraRun

Look.I can't bastard well copy and paste properly as am using the phone and wrestling small.

So pleeeease someone insert me (oo-er)

Actually, I'm not officially 'trying' we're in fact 'seeing what happens'. Or that's what boyf thinks, but is obviously bollocks as am too much of a control freak to 'just see what happens' - or as I like to think of it - a control enthusiast.

Insert the ginhag?

Preggy Trying Given up/Angry/Drunk
idealcamel
VAG

Too terrified to try but is supposed to be starting when get back from Kenya
RunLyraRun

Already wrestling small but quite fancies another (tequila?)
ginhag

How does the bold star thingy work then?

Ta camel

and it is magic,obv

Hellooooo! Oooh, it echoes a bit in here, doesn't it (like our wombs, etc., etc.)? Up for the Gothy party themes, but you can keep your Clooney, I likes 'em young (as I have established!) Might make an exception for Johnny Depp as a pirate, mind

List:

trying

Am not angry or drunk. Is only first month TTC so it's about the only area in my life that I'm not bitter, pessimistic and hateful about. Please don't let there be an unspoken 'yet' on the end of that sentence!

Am angry about the total arseholes I encounter at work. but that's par for the course.

If anyone is currently lurking in the palace can you step away from George n co for a sec...

Need a few manly backslaps to steel me for evening ahead.have few friends coming over for birthday drinks (aaargh more booze) and pizza,which is lovely but

one of the friends (and a v good friend too) is very pg,due end of Jan.this is all fine am not so bitter that no one else is allowed to get pg but

I was only 6 weeks behind her until the 12 week scan of Actual Proper Doom that revealed I wasn't at all.

So it just makes me feel a bit weird - normal,right?

Not due end of Jan at all.end of sept.sorry bit kerfuddled.