It'll never happen, and even if it does, something will go wrong. Hut of Doom part deux

[duchesse]

There wasn't any more room for moaning with all those grinny smilies's eyes following me around the room.

Suspected (my own self-diagnosis) perimenopause, anyone?

Beansprout, are you sure Colin's still alive? He's not making much noise...

Thanks Sideways. Gulp. Can I have another?

Been doing ok-ish. Nothing to report really. Except I'm a week into the 2ww so feeling just usually unhinged! Had some spotting and very strange nipple pain, so keep having maniac moments of hope. Should know better. Don't worry, I now feel I must have made it all up because I'm about as likely to get pg as I am to fondle Brad's weapon. Also have been insanely busy, so just get to catch up with you guys every now and then. Even though I haven't had time to reply just popping in and inhaling the fog is helping.

Here's a bottle and a straw.

Know what you mean, I had the moments of maniac hope as well - huge Jordan-style boobs, felt sick for a few days, funny feeling behind tummy button I don't normally get. That'll teach me to be so stupid.

Is it just me, or does anybody else find Brad and his ilk (Leonardo etc) rather nauseating?

Give me Colin or Bill any day. Specially Colin.

Actually I'm having a bit of a thing for Holly Hunter at the moment...

Never was a fan of the pretty boys. Prefered the rougher. Then got myself a beautiful smooth princess! So all we can say is that I am absolutely inconsistent

She's Tom Hanks' fiancee in Castaway isn't she? Kind of studious quiet type? Or am I getting that wrong?

If I were gay, I think I'd really fancy Jodie Foster and Keira Knightly.

Colin has been quiet as he has had my tongue down his throat for most of the afternoon.

I've had a thing for Juliette Binoche for years....

Hello All,

Have been laughing A LOT at the thread. It is the best. Did Rahrah write to her bro.? (excellent suggestion, Duchesse) or has she left these shores to do a recce in advance of the Thelma & Louise breakaway group?

Ovo test (no idea what the acronym is) advised very early this month (day11) which was good as DP was home from work and frankly, very early compared to any other cycle in my 30 years history (yes, 30) of cycles.

Meantime, no idea whether DPs swimmers have improved and he says he won't consider cutting alcohol down any more. S'bin stressful, Ladees, and left me with questions I'd rather not have.

I'd like to RAGE and RANT for a bit in the corner over there, please. Thank you.

Oh and I'll have one Bill Nighy, NO Colin Firth (yerugh) and can I have a look at that Johnny Depp?

Please feel free to rant away in the corner. We have a Johnny Depp but he is more than a little unwashed so you may have to spruce him up a bit.

Sorry? What? He's supposed to be like that? Oh....
I see....

Soreheart - your advice please. I bought some OPKs but they get a pretty bad press on here. That said, got a job lot so may as well use them as leave them in the drawer, but when would be the best time to start? This is CD6 with a 28-31 ish day cycle. And do I test once a day? More? And when?

Questions, questions.... I thank you.

Oh and when is that mangy dog going to be put out of its misery? I'm sick of seeing it.

I've never seen Castaway, Duchesse. I'm afraid I have to avoid anything with Tom Hanks otherwise I'll throw stuff at the tele! She was the angel in A Life Less Ordinary, and the mum in Thirteen. Oh, and Raising Arizona. She was also in Piano, although she's not really my type in that. Although apparantly she played all the music in that. Very impressive. Oh dear, I appear to be a bit of a sad fan...

PS, Jodie Foster Yes. Kiera Knightly, well, if she can show me more than that one expression then possibly! Bit too scrawny for me though

We have a mangy dog in here? (first I've heard of it). We had a grief stricken guinea pig in the last hut, but we managed to lose her in the move.

I think Tom's fiance in Castaway is Helen Hunt. I think.

Thanks Strangetown! You may well be right, as I couldn't find Castaway on Holly Hunter's Ibdm page. They are pretty similar names; I can see how I might have been confused...

Sorry to crash your thread, but it is my top lurk.

19th century people used to go the asylum for the day you know. Just to see the lunatics.

Not that there's any link... ;)

Well to be honest, I was officially in the TTC following m/c doom camp until a few days ago. Now I am in the even if it does happen something will go wrong doom camp.

Strangetown, you BELONG here. You should not be merely lurking... come in and sit on this old sofa, if we can get these drunkwomen to budge up a bit. Vodka?

I'm more of a beer girl... but really who am I kidding, Vodka's fine... I thank you.

Since you are talking about asylums I think I should be here too as I work in one and considering how many hours I spend there I may as well live in one.

Do you really work in an asylum plummymummy?

Yep