It'll never happen, and even if it does, something will go wrong. Hut of Doom part deux

[duchesse]

There wasn't any more room for moaning with all those grinny smilies's eyes following me around the room.

Suspected (my own self-diagnosis) perimenopause, anyone?

41! OK I cheated by going back and trying again. Twice more. As you can see I got quite warmed up! Tee hee, feel much better now. (I don't believe the top score of 298: noone can type that fast!)

Maybe some people know some really filthy yet unusual words. I think you score more for that kind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
i really want to have a go and i cant get it to work. do i just click on the link? i want to swear too!

i was shockingly bad! i suddenly couldnt think of any rude words at all............only got 13..........must try harder!

Knock, Knock.

Well, the period (hate AF too!!) cramps are strong today, so I'll be in strop central anyday now. Finding it hard to maintain my positivity really!!

Those that have been on threads with me know that I am the eternal optimist... but even I need a fix of gloom and a shot of realism, from time to time. That's why I love this hut. I don't often post, just read all the wonderfully ascerbic posts and relax in the knowledge that I don't have to feel perky for 5 minutes!!!!

is that really you ready?

I am afraid I have to admit to being thoroughly amused by some of these posts and the suggestions for the new title for the Hut - does that mean I am banned?

On the other hand, if I have to talk to my friend at work anymore about her pregnancy I will slit my wrists so I think I am still ok in here.

I am due to ovulate soon (hopefully) so just trying to work up energy and enthusiasm for shagging lots over the next few days. I think I might have to get some porn or something.

I don't understand why Debbie is still reading this thread if she is offended by the comments. People replying to threads when they haven't even read the title is a bit off in my opinion anyway.

I am off to vent some of my stress on the profane game.

I can't believe it wouldn't let me have arsewipe and slag. I only got 18 - I obviously need to improve my profanity vocabulary.

were you thinking of your pregnant colleague, crypto?

lol - good idea. I can't belive you got over 40, you will have to give me lessons.

I put in several versions of the same word: f, f's, f'ed, f'ing etc. Suddenly I was on a roll!

ARRRRRGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG
AARRRGGGGG!

Sorry needed somewhere to shout. I am fuming at a woman (or little girl should I say), that seems to have an attitude problem. She is junior to me in work experience and qualifications, but because I am temporary member of staff only she is treating me like sh*t (sorry unlike you lot profanaty does not come easy to me). I just want to tell her where to go jump but have to be nice because techically she is in charge when the boss is not around.

ARGGGGGG.

Sorry my mum is in hospital at the moment too having investigations. But this girl at work gives me the silent treatment all day, except when she is barking instructions at me, so she has no idea what I feel like today. And I need somewhere to vent.

ARGGGG again

THAT is just cheating perve! it wouldnt let me have knob or dick, cant remember which one now, but it let me have vag!

Crypto- I think it's American- try "asswipe" instead. Although it will take "arse" (I tried)

The Hut's the place, Mum03. Try the Profanity Game, whilst thinking of your colleague- you'll be a star at it.

Good tips Imaptience, I got 32 that time. That site's definately one for the bookmarks.

I'm buggering shite at that game. Bum and willy don't count apparently

Shall we come up with our own version?

I'll start:
BD, AF, babydust, "oh no I got a BFN when I tested 5 days early"....

Any more?

Mum03 - you have my permission to slap her. Remember, this is where the bad girls hang out, and we don't play by the rules....

How about "we're going to start trying next month and hopefully we'll have a LO by Xmas".

Quite a few of my favourite concepts in there.

of "oh my god, I can't believe I got a BFP! We only bd'd once in a whole year so don't worry everbody, there is hope. Lots of babydust and stay away AF vibes for everybody.'

"I had 5 in 5 years without even trying, so I'm sure you can too. I mean if I can do it, it can't be that hard, can it?"

Eff off.

"I've got big sore boobs, bad thrush, headaches, wind and I'm 3 weeks late after 2 positive tests - do you think I might be pregnant?"

Going out now, before I get carried away

or it took 7y then i had 8 in 4y, im so tired

Hello to you miserable bunch ,
Since my moaning yesterday I couldn't face logging on again and seeing more BFP. I am now not logging onto any other threds than this one just incase I do see more happy news (which makes me feels crap coz its unlike me not to feel happy for people with goo news) but ggggrrrrrr I can't cope with it at the moment!!
Cedar - I am in a similar position and since my ectopic last month we cannot even start to try till april. Boo hoo hoo - it feels like ages away but I know in reality it will come around quick. I'm just hoping I can have my HSG soon and find out what the problem is.