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It'll never happen, and even if it does, something will go wrong. Hut of Doom part deux

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duchesse · 19/01/2007 19:43

There wasn't any more room for moaning with all those grinny smilies's eyes following me around the room.

Suspected (my own self-diagnosis) perimenopause, anyone?

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PinkElephant · 01/02/2007 14:51

that was supposed to be "good" by the way and not "goo" although these BFP will soon be handling lots of goo!!!

Catbabymummy · 01/02/2007 15:17

OOhh I need to vent my spleen. I work with such a bunch of fing tossers!!!!!!
AGGGGHHHHH!!! When will they understand the concept that when the tank is full it means you can't out anything more in it you stupid fing w*ers!!!!!

That's better.
I want a baby. Maybe I sould just steal one, whaddya reckon girlies?

Catbabymummy · 01/02/2007 15:40

OK just had some sh!t news, my db's gf's sister & her dh have been ttc for a few months, she's been diagnosed with fibroids. They operated her to have a look and unfortunately found a massive one. Which measn they've had to give her a hysterectomy.
She and her dh are absolutely devastated.
Crap isn't it? Lovely people like them can't have babies, yet trashy little chavs can drop 'em out like rabbits, just to give them stupid chav names and watch them grow up into little hooligans.
Whoever said there was justice in this world is deluding themselves....

Cryptonomicon · 01/02/2007 15:42

How absolutely tragic for them. I suppose we shouldn't be surprised with one more example of how unjust the world is but it really doesn't make sense.

Impatience · 01/02/2007 16:04

OK, that really is very very bad luck. Poor them. Yes, it's all very unfair.

beansprout · 01/02/2007 16:06

I'm so sorry to hear that, that's just awful.

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duchesse · 01/02/2007 16:14

Oh my god! Couldn't they have left in situ and tried her with a Mirena to see if it would shrink? I hope they at least asked her permission before whipping out her womb, cos I'd be tempted to sue anyone who mutilated me without consent.

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lissielou · 01/02/2007 16:49

how totally utterly crappily shit.

wtf's this god i hear about

Debbsyandson · 01/02/2007 17:03

i can see why bdust was inappropiate so sorry

Ready · 01/02/2007 17:18

Have to confess I have used AF (out of laziness) but I did start the campaign for "real sex" not BDing on another thread. Can I please stay in the club? I was going to post PMSL at all the digs at things frequently uttered, but it hardly seems right now

Catbabymummy, that is just terrible about your friends and I totally know what you mean about lovely people not being able to conceive when children are born into digraceful situations everyday... it certainly makes you wonder.

Yes Greedy, it is me. It's a sad day.

Janus · 01/02/2007 17:24

Oh Cat, that is awful, nothing you can say is there?
My period came this morning, great!, flip side is I have organised to have my HSG test in a couple of weeks, just when I thought there were no professionals left who hadn't looked up there!! Not looking forward to it but at least it may show some reason for all this.
My virtual bottle of wine turned into a real one once I knew period was on the way, felt much better for it!

Catbabymummy · 01/02/2007 17:24

Yep this is the place to share your really crap news and to wallow in self pity.
Is it too early to break out the vodka?

beansprout · 01/02/2007 17:29

Go for it. We were on all types of drugs yesterday, so vodka is just for starters.

mum03 · 01/02/2007 17:42

I should warn you that I get drunk very quickly on vodka [sip], so don't expect me to make sence for long [sip]. This seems to be a bad bay [sip hic], I jus wan da cry and hit someone [sip, as water starts appearing in eyes], now perhaps if i carry on drinking I won't think about all the horble stuff here. [ goes to give catsbabymummy hug], I just want to bawl, [sip, collapses in heap in the corner of the room]

[mum03 passes out in corner bottle still in hand]

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duchesse · 01/02/2007 17:45

That's ok, Debbsy. We're just mean and jaded beotches in here.

Happy hour, anyone?

passes around tray of bottles, all uncapped and with a straw in the neck

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Ready · 01/02/2007 17:46

And I didn't think there was anyone alive more of a lightweight than me

mum03 · 01/02/2007 18:03

[hic]

Bethbe · 01/02/2007 18:23

Hey Guys!

Debsy is just a lovely well-meaning Mnetter who made a bit of a mistake!

Give her a break, - she's said she's sorry!

beansprout · 01/02/2007 19:54

I think we already did Bethbe!

ammylovesbabies · 01/02/2007 20:24

u guys are harsh!! I'm scared!!

Catbabymummy · 01/02/2007 20:50

Deb!! Have a drink on us hic.

mum03 · 02/02/2007 08:41

groan
mum03 stirs from her comatosed sleep inthe corner
think I have a virtual hangover. But still cross at the girl at work, so giving her the silent treatment back today. She is moaning due to having a bad back - not saying anything just "oh,ow" that sort of thing. I think she may be looking for symapathy, well she ain't getting it from me!

beansprout · 02/02/2007 09:01

What does she do mum03? What's her problem?

Am exhausted as have been up since 4.30am. Some days I feel very, very confused about wanting another baby (or not). I know I do but it scares me. As a friend of mine says, I've stood on the train tracks smiling before, never again so I don't have the scratch mitten gooey feeling I had first time around. But then again, hey, it's not frigging well happening so what the f*ck am I worrying about it for?

What upsets me the most is that feeling of damned if I do and damned if I don't. Christ, what a miserable place to be. Does anyone else know what I mean? I think I am going a bit mad some days. Perhaps ambivalence is just a way of protecting myself. Oh I don't know.

Sorry to splurge on you fellow doomsters. Hope you are all not too virtually hungover.

I can't even have coffee as there is no milk. The words "last" and "straw" are springing to mind....

Cryptonomicon · 02/02/2007 09:26

I suppose 9.10am is too early for the vodka? Having a very bad day; how am I supposed to every get pregnant if Mr Crypto won?t have sex at the right times? But equally, I don?t want to put pressure on him or make him feel bad but is so depressing if you miss the right time ? no hope at all for another month.

He just doesn?t understand, he does want a baby but is happy for it to happen when it happens. He doesn?t understand the physical pain I have; how it is always there under the surface and although I manage to keep a lid on it most of the time, it doesn?t mean it?s gone away. It took me 10 minutes to put my mascara on this morning because I kept crying and having to start again. I don?t know how much longer I can cope with pregnant friend at work going on about scans, and ?when the baby comes? and her belly starting to show and how she can?t eat this that and the other etc etc.

Oh dear, woe is me. Sorry for being so pathetic. It just helps to vent it somewhere that I know people will understand and not judge me as a self obsessed, evil jealous person (even if that?s probably what I am).

I am sorry Beansprout and Mum03 are having a bad day too - sod it, past 9am is fine for the drinking to start I reckon.

Peachy123 · 02/02/2007 09:29

youre certainly not a self obsessed, evil jealous person- it must be so stressful for u... but maybe that stress isnt helping? have u told your dh how important it is for u? maybe if u have a good heart to heart it would help u as well as helping him to understand that he needs to do his bit as well?

sorry i only read that last thread from beansprout, so hope i havent go onver old ground

but good luck beansprout x x

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